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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Windows 98 posted:

drat you Lowtax. Now I need a new name for the game :(

something awful: the return of the king (different from the other one)

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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Manic Mailman posted:

Printer carrying fetch quest. (this is the only way you can buff your characters stamina and strength by 50).

if you do the printer carrying fetch quest, it changes the dialogue for the rest of the game so the main character's love interest is completely :geno: about him

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

babypolis posted:

all of your party members should be old permabanned forum superstars like bigpeeler looking for the lost king to obtain a pardon. maybe lowtax's ex wife looking for his lost true love too

zergling minor :smith:

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Nanomashoes posted:

don't make this game

make this game and sell it on steam, cavia will fast-track you if you use an rpgmaker

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

limaCAT posted:

This must be an enemy, I will draw this enemy.

Also op put a starwar betamax as one of the final boss thanks.

anime body pillow is an accessory that makes the npcs talk poo poo at you when you have it equipped

it's been a while but iirc you can set options for "if item equipped" in rm

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Light Gun Man posted:

Get some P-P-P-Powerbook in there.

if you ever sell this item, the merchant you sold it to will eventually hunt you down and kill you in your sleep. it's just a hidden counter that increments whenever you stay at an inn

Funky See Funky Do posted:

What about a Nickolaus Pacione quest? You buy one of his books, read it, think it's crap and tell the guy at the shop as much. Then he spawns, chases you around the map for a bit and the only way to escape is to run until he trips on his own sense of self importance.

he's not invincible or unbeatable, he does have a party-wide cannon attack where he shoots lambs at you though

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
it's revealed in the post-final boss exploration phase that the op's mom is the same person in every town, and the op is microwave

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

a starwar betamax posted:

is this gamee playable on the macentosh brand computer

yes, because you can install windows on a macintosh brand computer

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

lorn Wayne posted:

well OP, you released something remotely playable, thus making this the most successful goon game project to date.

the steam thread regularly devolves into "which games are goon games so i don't buy them"

that said windows 98 you could get the rpg maker publishers to fast-track you on steam if you wanted

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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

Here is an example of gameplay (pre-pre-alpha) (do not steal)



too real for me

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