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LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



It's my birthday. I've eaten way too much tiramisu.

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LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



Thanks guys, frantically searching through all my handbags for some antacids. Definitely over 35 now.

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



Too rainy to go to the park, toddler has gone feral.

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



I just made my best Welsh Rarebit ever. It is a good night.

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



Put 2 slices of bread in the toaster, preheat the grill. In a little saucepan, mix a teaspoon of mustard powder with some stout until smooth. Turn the heat on low, add about another 2 tablespoons of stout. Put about 2 tablespoons of butter in the pan. When it's hot grate loads of cheddar into it, wait for it to melt and then attack it with some Worcestershire sauce. When the cheese is melted turn off the heat and let it cool down for a minute or two while you seperate the yolk from 2 eggs. Beat the egg yolks in and spread the goo on the toast. Pop under the grill until bubbly and delicious, eat while drink the rest of the stout.

Sounds like a faff but takes about 10 minutes.

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



You're thinking of Bob Monkhouse.

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



Bobby Deluxe posted:

oh poo poo i was as well

i cannot picture des o connor, all i remember is him being used as a punchline on morcambe and wise

Not that being dead stopped Bob Monkhouse form working.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quxOMX1jl1w

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



Pleasantly full of kebab meat and chips, trying not to fall asleep on the sofa. Life is good.

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



Find her secret savings account and buy a PS5 with it.

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



But you aren't allowed your own money?

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



My Tesco delivery slot is actually for next week, not this week. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



I had a weird dream last night that my work suddenly asked to see my National Record of Achievement. Did everyone else have to do one of those?

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



goatface posted:

I had a brief nap earlier and had an enjoyable little dream about putting chilli powder on my porridge instead of cinnamon.

That could work if you put some cocoa powder in too, sort of an aztec vibe.

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



chippy posted:

Yeah and I still have the loving thing 22 years later for some reason

You could use it to pretend you're looking at the wine list in a downmarket restaurant?

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



Bobby Deluxe posted:

i do not want the worker reprimanded, i want them to feed back that they need to hire enough drivers so that they do not have to do poo poo like this to make time

its not the drivers fault

Someone I work with had an Amazon driver poo poo in her garden, so it could have been worse.

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat





Look at this beauty. Look at it.

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



Nursery isn't closing! Whoop!

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



Obligatory "it's snowing!" post.

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



Had my first Covid jab. My arm has gone MASSIVE.

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



It's an actual picture of my massive arm.

It's a picture of Lizzie Borden.

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



NotJustANumber99 posted:

have you told anyone else? Like medical professionals?

It's fine, it always happens when I get injections. It's just bigger than usual this time.

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



NotJustANumber99 posted:

microsoft onedrive has stolen all my documents

also annoying is the latest update on my phone has changed it so that to 'go back' you now swipe in from the side of the screen. But lots of other activities are almost identical to this, like trying to swipe horizontally through the quick look shopping items at the top of a google search, or cropping a photo you want to send in whatsapp, so I'm constantly halfway through doing something only to be dumped back to the phone desktop (?) by accident because it thinks I wanted to swipe out of it all. Eeurgh life is so hard.

After my vaccine I think that Microsoft is cool and good.

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



Had my second vaccine, felt much less dreadful than I did with the first. Debating taking toddler to the city farm which has opened today, but will almost certainly be rammed.

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



Happy birthday everyone it applies to!

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat




Also this is my city's Primark queue. Please note that this is nowhere near Primark.

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



First sunburn of the year.

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



Grotty toddler's birthday today. Had a really nice day, made some pulled pork and played in the garden. I've been really irritable for the last few days, it's been really good to have a good day.

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



Tomatoes only sound like a good idea. You are their slave until you suddenly have far too many tomatoes. Then you do it again next year for some reason. Enjoy though.

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



Witnessed a murder last year and now I have to go to court. Urrrrrrrrrgh.

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



My axe slipped.




Repeatedly.

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



Ratjaculation posted:

Hello sleeping off brain pain wasn't working, so went for a run, threw up in a hedge and feel worse now

ama


on the tez? (i assume that's the slang name)


pls share as much info as you can

and also agree to do any netflix documentaries they invite you on

I promise to wear a Dickbutt t-shirt on any Netflix show they invite a on.

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



Grab a broom handle and steal a trolley from your local supermarket. Punt yourself around the local area in the trolley. You know, for a change.

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



A window company has just refused to come and give me a quote for some windows unless my husband is there too. Clearly I will become confused by the concept of glass and start perioding everywhere if I don't have male supervision.

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



Tuesday is our takeaway night and I have takeaway indecision.

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



Ratjaculation posted:

What's everyone doing today?

Husband went round to a friend's last night and came back at 6am absolutely mortalled. Attempted to keep grotty toddler quiet while he recovered.

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



Double posting, but does anyone fancy doing Mam Tor with me in the summer? I'll only mostly complain the entire way up.

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



NotJustANumber99 posted:

What's an ace person? Am I one?

You're ace to me, 99.

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



Lady Demelza posted:

Yes. I will mostly be too out of breath to complain aloud.

Pop me a message when you're free in the summer, we can grab a cream tea afterwards.

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



Happy birthday Ratty! Hope the weather isn't getting in the way of a good time.

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LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



Wanted to take grotty toddler to the city farm, but it's far too wet. Made an onion pie instead. Marmite pasta for tea. Wish it would stop raining.

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