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ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011
Not my cat but fits in the thread IMO

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ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

Ratjaculation posted:

What is a thunderbird bozza? That used to come up in daily reports a lot at an old job

Were you working for JR West?

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011
I'm pretty sure that's a pen of some kind, not a caterpillar.

e;fb

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

XMNN posted:

they should do a great british burger off, i could do my trademark pizza burger (its a burger made of pizzas)

There's some sort of great british bbq off programme on ITV, the guy from Man Vs Food presents it

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011
The other UKMT didn't appreciate this link, but you guys might

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/qKTRLWl.jpg :nws:

Margaret Thatcher, dressed up as some sort of Amazon warrior, riding a flying penis.

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

Bobby Deluxe posted:

i was thinking the other day as a challenge is it possible to buy the parts for a pc that would run fallout 4 at the same speed, resolution and detail settings for around the same cost as a ps4

im pretty sure youd be out by at least 200 quid

Only if you're doing things like factoring in a bunch of PC hardware you probably have - monitor etc - but not including the cost of a new TV on the PS4 side. The PS4 and XBox One were both comparable to mid-range PCs at best when they launched, they're pretty much low end PCs now.

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

I believe you're in the wrong thread, this one is about the UK and we call them courgettes here.

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

e: also because it;s christmas coming up and that involves a lot of time lazing around doing nothing, here are the search parameters for free kindle e-books on the amazon store

there's a lot of poo poo, obviously, and bad romance books like Seduced By The Werewolf or Assaulted By My Biplane Ex-Boss, but some p good stuff, especially in the Classics section

Way to bear-y the lede!

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011
You could have just clicked the image, it's a hyperlink! :smugbert:

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

corn in the fridge posted:

also lol tokyos train system is even more hosed up and crowded than Londons wtf is your point even

The people who talk about how great the train system in Japan is have never actually tried to use them to get to work during peak commuter hours so they have no idea just how bad the crowding gets or how late / slow trains can be.

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

p sure any noun can be suffixed with Better Than Coventry

Slough

EDIT: 274BC, Pyrrhus becomes King of Macedonia, 5 years after suffering the original pyrrhic victory

ookiimarukochan fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Jan 7, 2016

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

corn in the fridge posted:

weve just booked to stay in a super luxe ryokan in shikoku with private rotemburo

I hope that one of you is fluent in Japanese because Shikoku REALLY isn't set up to deal with non-domestic tourists.

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

You're married to your sister?

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011
http://newsthump.com/2016/01/16/no-sanction-for-bbcs-carol-kirkwood-over-cold-as-fck-weather-forecast/

Perhaps you'd like to link an onion article as truth next?

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

lol 𝖼ucked

ookiimarukochan fucked around with this message at 16:02 on Jan 28, 2016

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

I was trying to find the best replacement "c" and spent too much time >_<

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

Fraction posted:

i've met pi goons

Is that weird slang for dogging?

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

Jose posted:

our new ceo has decided that as we're moving offices he wants to implement a dress code ffs

Is the new dress code going to be "your genitals must be covered at all times"? - because let's be honest that's pretty reasonable

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

feedmegin posted:

Hi goons I got engaged! :sun:

So if you suddenly vanish off the face of the internet, we can assume that her dad found out, wasn't happy, and flew over to explain his dislike of the situation?

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

Kluliss posted:

Well poo poo, Netflix have finally figured out how to stop people using proxys.

"Known" proxies - SSH tunneling or for-pay VPNs still work fine, they're not doing anything really strict like only allowing you to view programming from the area your payment method is from

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

lenoon posted:

We all love cat deeley she smiles on my tv she smiles on my tv she smiles on my

Cat Deeley retweeted me once, made my entire year.

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011
For the life of me I cannot work out which thread is the best thread to drop this into, so enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh_6qXsOrK4 "The Chuckle Brothers Play Real Life Hitman"

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011
I was bitten on the finger by a mouse that the cats brought in about 1am this morning. Phoned NHS 111 and their doctor rang me back at 6:30 (when I was sleeping) but apparently even if I do need a tetanus shot I still have 63 hours to get one. This is enough bother that I'm not sure I'll save the next mouse that I hear squealing in fright as the cats chase it about the house.

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011
What the gently caress did Cadburys do to their easter eggs? Both the Freddo Faces and Smarties eggs claim to be made with Dairy Milk but taste like cheap Kinnerton style pound shop poo poo.

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

Ratjaculation posted:

Plus Rebecca is really hot and usually naked

Especially in the new episode that aired last week in the US

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

corn in the fridge posted:

i was born in 85 but the gf was born in 93 :smuggo:

When you say "born" you really mean "manufactured", right?

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011
Huge news everyone - Eurotrash is back (for a night)

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011
If any of you are still undecided how to vote in the Euro referendum, Vice has you covered.

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011
Microsoft have a new Skype bot:

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

Bozza posted:

pls do not refer to Boris Johnson MP as Bozza it is very upsetting for me

Mods pls change this poster's name to "Shagger Johnson", thanks

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

Jose posted:

no but i did watch some JoJo no Kimyō na Bōken: Daiyamondo wa Kudakenai last night

surely you mean ジョジョの奇妙な冒険:ダイヤモンドは砕けない? If you're going to weeb up, at least make a proper stab at it.

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

Jose posted:

are colons even used in kanji writing?

Yes! that's even a 全角 colon rather than 半角.
: vs :

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

Bobby Deluxe posted:

there are freshers at uni right now who are the same age as the big lebowski

Thanks to Scotland, there are freshers right now who are the same age as Star Wars Episode 1 The Phantom Menace

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

Dysgenesis posted:

I watched the phantom menace whilst at university in Scotland. I was not a fresher though.

At the midnight screening in Glasgow where they managed to miss the middle few reels? Because as a fresher then I was too busy drinking to do that but I heard about it the next day.

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

Bozza posted:

Also, there exists a photo of me in that very costume Taff...



Skinny Dara O'Briain?

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011
Mooing? Are you sure it's a kitten she brought and not some sort of exotic breed of cow?

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

feedmegin posted:

I'm on my second one, even :corsair:

How long did it take you to wear out the first one?

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

The Big Taff Man posted:

Ive been dating the man for a long time, glad to hear its true.

Thought you were married though?

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

Kluliss posted:

Someone fed that kid a bit too much...

Nah, that's just what babies do (source: daughter turns 6 months in a few weeks).

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ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

Ratjaculation posted:

I'm having such a lovely few days. Rouge 1 tonight hopefully will help

There's already a porn parody version of Rogue One?

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