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Time to send the army into Calais. We are being invaded by swarms of cockroaches.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2015 12:00 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 23:26 |
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Fingerless Gloves posted:If only we'd listened to you Nige You had your chance. If you didn't vote for me/UKIP then you CANNOT complain.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2015 12:16 |
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200/600 - mediterranean sea needs to step up its game...
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2015 22:43 |
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Remember to sign these petitions... A vote of no-confidence in the Prime Minster David Cameron over the Calais crisis https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/105402 Deploy the Army in Calais to protect our borders from the invasion of scroungers. https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/105489
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2015 11:05 |
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Call Me Dave sure gave it to Hammond. Send the army in to do a mans job.
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2015 12:05 |
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crispix posted:is she like, able to just chop peoples' heads off and stuff?! No dear. They are called "Muslims".
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2015 17:08 |
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crispix posted:so like is england like part of london No. The Islamic State of Londanistan is our capital.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2015 17:09 |
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crispix posted:uuuurgggh piss off, nige truth hurts huh?
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2015 17:32 |
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I had a phone argument with Herman Van Rompuy. Had four pints of IPA at the pub. I had another phone argument with Carswell. Then we met at the pub and had a few pints. Then I had dinner and drinks with Adam Walker and congratulated him on his leadership victory last month. Now we going down the pub.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2015 19:58 |
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Party Boat posted:It's the little details I appreciate Nige. It was divine. I really recommend the smoked salmon with quail’s eggs. Adam was a charm. We had a really good chat about solutions to the Calais problem that we could promote without being accused of promoting genocide of these parasites.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2015 20:24 |
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Ratjaculation posted:wotsits are lame. agree/disagree? Space invaders is where its at and wham bars.
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 18:04 |
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corn in the fridge posted:have we stopped talking about running The only running going on in the UK is by the migrants jumping out of the lorries.
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 18:37 |
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werther's original minus the pedo grandad
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 19:48 |
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Dysgenesis posted:Michael Fish. isn't he a pedophile?
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 19:50 |
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JFairfax posted:don't think so, just that one who jumped around the weather map in liverpool docks on this morning with richard and judy Oh yeah fred talbot - I got confused.
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 19:52 |
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Dysgenesis posted:I met him as a child. did he try to you?
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 19:57 |
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goatface posted:When dog food stopped having such a high ash content. people eat dog food. they put water crust pastry around it and call it "pork pies".
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 20:43 |
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Jose posted:you're clearly a big fan nope... I am not stupid or poor enough to eat that peasant pet food in disguise.
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 20:46 |
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Jose posted:but the amount of poo poo that comes out of your mouth I beg your pardon?
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 20:48 |
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Bozza posted:outrageous post. this is worse than those bellends posting that roast beef is the best monster munch. but it is the best flavour.
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 20:54 |
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Fluo posted:grouse hunting season my man... What gun do you use for shooting? I prefer a 12-bore shotgun, I have a Spanish aya no2 deluxe and browning d5.
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 22:51 |
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What the hell is that bucks fizz crap you porridge wogs drink? I always thought bucks fizz was an 80's pop group.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 10:10 |
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Nigel Farage posted:What the hell is that bucks fizz crap you porridge wogs drink? I am still waiting for an answer porridge wogs!
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 12:42 |
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Bardeh posted:isnt it called buckfast and it makes you violent? my only experience with it was seeing some 18 year old scottish chav on a train swigging from a bottle once in Canterbury, he was trying to get in the pants of these two 14-ish year old girls and it was pretty depressing Thats it... buckfast. I googled and it said its made by loving Monks?
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 13:09 |
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Aramoro posted:Made by English Monks, in England. I thought you'd be all for that. Actually yes when I think about it. English Monks destroying Scotland by frying the brains and pickling the livers of their youths with an alcoholic caffeinated beverage. genius plan who ever though of it, pure genius.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 13:33 |
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corn in the fridge posted:you are a boring gimmick
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 13:47 |
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Bozza posted:I got unreasonably annoyed when it'd let me have some right old made up words but wouldn't let me have "butty" which is an actual loving word! Is this what you looking for. I do look good I have to say... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhGNoZfvRoA
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 15:22 |
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I just used my bosch tassimo for the first time. Came with a selection of coffees and teas. I am wholly unimpressed with the quality of the coffee. I just tried one of the lattes with the extra milk/creamer pod and it sucks. I think I might return it to amazon. Anybody recommend a good coffee machine?
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 17:56 |
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Bobby Deluxe posted:theres a cool polish guy who owns a cafe in town his coffee is loving beautiful Well tell him to go BACK to Poland and make coffee for his own people to enjoy and stop stealing British jobs. Bloody foreigners ruining this once great nation coming here thinking they are gonna win us over with their barista skills.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 18:13 |
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RedLobster posted:Tesco Gold freeze dried are my coffee of choice. How can you drink freeze dried coffee? It's bloody drat awful stuff.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 18:14 |
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Bobby Deluxe posted:realpost mix the coffee grains with a little bit of cream before adding the water I rarely drink tea but when I do I steep my teabag after I have added milk. Come at me!
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 18:20 |
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Bobby Deluxe posted:nigel its his cafe, the cafe that was there before was poo poo and it had poo poo coffee he has improved our community Good. So his work is done. He should know pass his knowledge of coffee and cafe back to us British and go home.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 18:21 |
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Fluo posted:Coffe pods are over priced scam The Tassimo t-disc pods are about £15-25+ for 40 servings on amazon. I dont think thats too expensive. I just ordered some more today.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 18:28 |
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Just looking at amazon orders and I have spent nearly 2 grand this month at amazon. gently caress I need to curb my spending.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 18:32 |
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Bobby Deluxe posted:nigel you are not being nice and i dont think we can be cool bros any more but mate.... I cant help it.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 18:33 |
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JFairfax posted:yeah you're a loving retard if you put anything other than beans or ground beans into your coffee making device or machine. But they are ground beans in a t-disc pod.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 18:34 |
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Fluo posted:The goon approved coffee sperg site is http://www.hasbean.co.uk/ That site looks good, gonna try So which one of you here owns it?
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 18:48 |
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Bobby Deluxe posted:its ok just put it on expenses But how can I expense a GeForce GTX 980 and Intel Core i7. Gotta eat it I guess
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 18:55 |
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Bozza posted:I drink tea at work cos it's free. Greggs. How poor are you?
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 19:19 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 23:26 |
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The Saurus posted:Greggs is a british tradition and is where the political class goes to buy sossy rolls and bacon sarnies to prove that they're just like the average working briton I dont stoop that low. And haven't eaten their since it changed from Thurstons.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 19:22 |