zakharov posted:

I cannot possibly emphasize enough how important it is that you click this link.

hanales posted:

Seems a little cruel

Deadite posted:

Mockery has never prevented that stupid anti-smoking truth group from creating terrible ads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4srWvLXZRw

They've been doing poo poo like this for years

Malachite_Dragon posted:

I've desperately searched for someplace that has MXC closed captioned or subtitled, to no avail I'm deaf, so they really aren't optional for me. Similarly, finding subtitled MST3K episodes is a pain in the rear end when Netflix keeps taking them back down.

The Schaden is me. Entertainment distributors care not for me and my broken ilk.

Say Nothing posted:

Hulebr00670065006e posted:

It's clearly lemon. Says it right on bottle.

MrSmokes posted:

One of my favorites. The perfect definition of rock bottom in gif form.

LonsomeSon posted:

It's a platform you balance on, which then moves out from under you like someone yanking on a rug. Who the gently caress thought that was a good idea?

AlphaKretin posted:

But I mean, again, these stupid things aren't the first, fastest, or easiest to use product of its kind. Even if people are so lazy that "replacement for walking" is a product on par with loving mobile phones, that niche has already been filled by plenty of products that don't result in a page of crash pictures in this thread. Please tell me that me reading posts here as advocating these things is a gross misreading. Or else that the posts saying so are trolling and I'm just a fool.

E:


This is exactly the sort of comment I mean, the tone of others sounds like "oh you just hate them because goons, hover boards are totally the next phone".

Choco1980 posted:

The only thing that makes me truly annoyed about them is that they're called Hoverboards, a name that conjures a very specific thing that's not this. They're just the next transportation gimmick. They're not really any different from Segways, and once the smug novelty wears off they'll be about at that level of saturation in society too.

Cakefool posted:

The segway would have changed the way cities were designed because it doesn't work in cities as they currently exist.

EKDS5k posted:

Because they look fun but are too expensive to just buy on a whim. The only people who have them are people who can afford to spend hundreds of dollars on basically a toy.

Sour grapes, basically.

HEY NONG MAN posted:

Hahaha wtf I never heard this:

Alaois posted:

SHUT THE gently caress UP ABOUT HOVERBOARDS JESUS CHRIST

Carecat posted:

Heelys are the REAL wave of the future.

Random Hajile posted:

Shoes that get you where you're going faster are a dead end. What the world needs is a shoe that holds meat for when you get hungry along the way.

Wanamingo posted:

No, no, that's no good. It'll spoil too quickly, it has too much fat in it, and you'll be getting grease everywhere you walk. What we need is something with lean meat in it, that's been dried to help make it last longer. Something that's a good source of protein to give you the energy you need for those long walks. Something that'll be refreshingly warm while you eat it, to comfort you while it's cold out.

Staryberry posted:

I know we just finished this derail, but can't we all just come together and enjoy watching Mike Tyson fall off a hoverboard? https://twitter.com/MikeTyson/status/681928471149297665

grumplestiltzkin posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frazier_v._Cupp

The police can, will, and do lie all the goddamn time, because scotus said it was ok. Like that lawyer video posted a page or so said, don't say loving anything to a cop who is questioning you, other than "I want to speak to my lawyer."

Kikka posted:

I laugh at the pig noises every time

HP Artsandcrafts posted:

nerdz posted:

Now for some BREAKING NEWS dog schadenfreude:

There's a dog running loose on a major São Paulo airport runway, preventing several airplanes from landing and lifting off. Several Airport staff are chasing the dog for over 10 minutes and haven't managed to catch it yet. Its being broadcasted live from a news station. I'll post the video as soon as it goes up on youtube.

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Well I stand corrected. I seemed to recall seeing that they had a big problem with strays in the favelas and they were dealt with rather harshly.

Jastiger posted:

Pugs should be killed too. They shouldn't exist. It's sad but true.

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

That's a smart dog. A trophy is of no use to him. But free bratwurst doesn't happen every day.

A Jupiter posted:

Hyperlynx posted:

You'd think so, yeah.

This is a case of "long haired cat with runny poos, shits in his box, gets it on his bumfur then drags his bum across my floor"

DavidAlltheTime posted:

What the gently caress is happening with the dad punching his kid in the face? And the kid asks for five more??

Testekill posted:

How is this motherfucker not dead?

Ragequit posted:

This is the book.

I know the twitter account is a fake, but the book is real, and I can't imagine the real guy would be happy about it.

Ariza posted:

I've seen this a hundred times but I've never seen any context to what the gently caress is going on and why it's being filmed so perfectly, unless it's for a movie or something.

Adix posted:

a delorean, a hoverboard, a selfie stick, a drone, and an oculus.

we've reached peak something but I don't even know what

`Nemesis posted:

Almost made it

http://i.imgur.com/IjbayBJ.gifv

bobjr posted:

ringu0 posted:

This is art

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFvXKo64kQc

d_redguy posted:

Yeah I'm pretty sure thats a drug deal goin down.

nerdz posted:

stinkles1112 posted:

The dude is loathsome but that video kinda made him grow on me a little bit tbqh

Say Nothing posted:

13Pandora13 posted:

What kind of shithead lets their kid stomp on an animal? Jesus.