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Dementropy posted:Now I'm picturing him as Holly from Red Dwarf. Huh. Chris Roberts giving Sandi some bedroom eyes. 
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alf_pogs posted:i don't want to get too excited but i feel like we're reaching peak "its happening" 
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Dementropy posted:Now I'm picturing him as Holly from Red Dwarf. So Derek Smart is Queeg?
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Dear CIG employee reading the thread, Now that thread resident Pgabz has detected a serious and sloppy error with the Star Citizen crime and punishment and griefing system, it would be of benefit to the continued development of your product to invite Pgabz to join the CIG Private Testers, Testing For (no) Money. This would be of great hilarity and will also help CIG find the programmer responsible, so that he may be punished by having Sandi chew his head off with her mandibles. Thank you for your service commando. Lots of love.
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Fatkraken posted:So Derek Smart is Queeg? And the goons trolling shitizens are polymorphs.
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Unfunny Poster posted:This was probably already posted here, if not. Recently ~director logs from the EVE Goons came out and there was some pretty I know that name, hes a grade A shitizen
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stuff posted (eg. demanding CCP do what they want, smugging about CCP's PR guy potentially getting in trouble because of not doing what they want, etc.). It's all pretty long and mostly bleh but if you have the time and want to check them out, they're on the front page of the r/EVE subreddit at the moment called "GSF Jabber Logs."
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Man, looking at Line of Defense forums on steam... People get banned for the most random stuff. Even serious questions are met with "YOUR A TROLL AND NOW BANNED."
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Alert - there's a greeble problem in the crotch area...
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Double post.grimcreaper posted:Man, looking at Line of Defense forums on steam... People get banned for the most random stuff. Even serious questions are met with "YOUR A TROLL AND NOW BANNED." Lies! There's no way would Derek would ever use "your" incorrectly like that.
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Dark Off posted:Today this happened in smart discord. It's true that some CIG staff used to work at Heavy Iron Studios Calix Reneau, Designer at Cloud Imperium Games Past - Game Designer, Heavy Iron Studios Kirk Tome, Lead Technical Designer at Cloud Imperium Games Past - Creative Director, Heavy Iron Studios, Inc. Kirk Tome was also at Big Red Button Entertainment, Inc. inbetween Heavy Iron Studios & CIG Mark McCall, Technical Animator at Cloud Imperium Games Past - Technical Artist / Character Rigger, Big Red Button Entertainment, Inc Starting a studio fast means that you get random people and then people start getting jobs for their friends as the industry is so small, you can see this a little in reverse if you look to see where some of the leavers ended up. In the UK the core of Foundry 42 came from Travellers Tales, they shipped a lot of games so that's probably a good thing, I'm sure it's not always a positive thing though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omW08x__vvw&t=777s
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peter gabriel posted:A video approaches. This is a fun video. I'm glad the naughty boy timer seems to be based on your computer's clock. Would be terrible if they had anything persistent or competent.
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Chalks posted:Whether or not anything else he says is meant to be taken literally is a subject for debate. I asked him when he was adding the farming module to LOD about a month ago, and he said 'two weeks'. Needless to say I have felt grief.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Phenylalanine is likely a allergy warning, it's probably sweetened with aspartame. Do you guys sweeten your drugs? 
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Mirificus posted:Secret PTU Danceycat seems to be in the driver's seat. e: Referring to the final image.
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AP posted:I don't think doomsday will be today, even assuming Derek's latest blog is released into the wild on time, rather set your expectations for serious i like to act all hype but any real hype i have is goin solidly into dark souls 3 right now
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Sunswipe posted:Please let this turn into a siege. Croberts and wife are desperately trying to open the vault in the basement and can't because Chris changed the access code in a cocaine-fuelled fit of arm-waving. Derek Smart is crawling through the vents, muttering promises to say "Yippee-ki-ay, motherfucker" in two weeks time. The police try to break into the building with an armoured car, only to be foiled by Lando and Money rolling Ben out of a window, crushing the APC. Ortwin is the big blonde german, money is the police officer who shoots him at the end....
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Hi, Swearing at the videogame is no doubt really fun, but dont forget to call your parents every so often. they love you
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This ARG is getting boring, QUICK REDDIT WE NEED A CASH INJECTION.
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Google Butt posted:lol if you're hyped even a little bit for a flaccid derek blog post CIG/DSmart: Wow me. Don't worry I am not waiting with baited breath.
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Chris McLeod is listed as Lead Artist Heavy Iron Studios, Inc. September 2007 – Present (8 years 8 months) But if you check his website and scroll down. quote:Star Citizen Naval Officer Uniform   Maybe CIG has some sort of deal with Heavy Iron Studios
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I think it's interesting that they worked on Disney Infinity, I expect the "baby pu" to pop up "toy box full" messages when too much is going on. Though Disney Infinity does have a lot more content.
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https://twitter.com/RayRoocroftCIG/status/719785801022861312 Pls give us money
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I.N.R.I posted:Hi, they cut the wire to my basement den. Sadly lost contact as well to the lower level where my wife/daughter was.
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I found the best tank top  I am going to buy this commandos
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CLOUD IMPERIUM GAMES CHOOSES SIMPLYGON April 28, 2014 quote:"Star Citizen is an amazing title with huge interest and Cloud Imperium's decision to use Simplygon is a massive validation of what we do for developers...enabling them to work faster, more efficiently, and ultimately deliver the best AAA game to players." Cloud Imperium Chief Creative Officer and Co-founder Chris Roberts said, “When I was first prototyping Star Citizen back in 2011 I did a lot of research on various LOD processes as I knew this would be important considering the large poly counts I was aiming for. Simplygon was the best tool that I used and the folks at Donya Labs were incredibly patient and supportive of me and Star Citizen in our early days when the game was far from a sure thing. I couldn’t be happier to announce that Simplygon is our official LOD tool for Star Citizen.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXuUwrq1Rg0  Wheels are simplygon
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Daztek posted:https://twitter.com/RayRoocroftCIG/status/719785801022861312 Assuming they last a while longer, when sales dry up, Star Citizen will go free to play, they won't turn anyone without a game package away and risk losing some money. AP fucked around with this message at 10:27 on Apr 12, 2016 |
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Motherfucker why you need to be running a bank heist to steal gold in space? There's a single asteroid in our solar system that contains an estimated $60tr of gold why would I loving bother robbing a bank to get at something that's everywhere. gently caress you chris you are worthless. Fatkraken posted:So Derek Smart is Queeg? Crobber gets all his space knowledge from the Junior Encylopedia of Space ("it's the only one he can find with pictures")
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Chalks posted:Whether or not anything else he says is meant to be taken literally is a subject for debate. I have to disagree I have noticed many instances in the past where Dr Smart has said "2 weeks' or 'just wait, 2 weeks' and then lo and behold two weeks pass and some funny and embarrassing revelation about space citizen occurs.
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