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I like how the people who say "The first year doesn't count so it's only been 3 years!" are the same people who look at that hilarious inaccurate chart about game dev times and say "The game before this one was released x years ago, that means that all the time between the release of that game and this one counts as dev time!" I guess it's really easy to be right all the time when you change the definitions of words to suit your needs. New page Edit: words xanif fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Dec 6, 2015 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 14:50 |
Kurt seems upset
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xanif posted:I like how the people who say "The first year doesn't count so it's only been 3 years!" are the same people who look at that hilarious inaccurate chart about game dev times that starts with "The game before this one was released, that means that all the time between the release of that game and this one counts as dev time!" If it comes out ahead of the curve, regardless of quality, it'll be heralded as an example of efficiency without publisher meddling. If it comes out well behind the curve, regardless of quality, it'll be heralded as an example of how to make a game properly without a publisher rushing it out the door. If it never comes out at all it'll be the fault of a comedy forum on the internet, but it will be coming out, don't worry. Very soon.
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Google Butt posted:Kurt seems upset Someone wasn't duly impressed by the progress made after 4 years and $100M - ε collected (and most likely spent). That should be enough to upset anyone! At that point, it is every citizen's duty to push the current state of development further back in the greek alphabet. By mid-2016, I expect the versions to have regressed well into cuneiform or hieroglyphics… Tippis fucked around with this message at 19:29 on Dec 6, 2015 |
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D_Smart posted:Correction How jealous are you at this point?
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 19:27 |
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Dusty Lens posted:If it comes out ahead of the curve, regardless of quality, it'll be heralded as an example of efficiency without publisher meddling. I want it to be my fault if it doesn't come out. It will be the lowest effort I have ever put in to breaking anything ever and I think I deserve the credit by simply existing.
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 19:27 |
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Viller posted:I hope I have more stuff to do when I'm "retired" than pointlessly trolling more successful people than I.
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 19:32 |
"There are only 2 things I want to see released. Star Citizen and poison gas" -Kurt M
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 19:32 |
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"The reign of Star Citizen will last a thousand years." - Kurt M
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 19:34 |
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That's him with the final solution
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 19:39 |
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Wow. Looks like someone flew to the nearest comm station without jumping and things actually showed up on the far end (so not cheating the way that ED does?): https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/3vo1kf/cruisin_to_comm_array_126_the_66000_km_and_195/ Whatever voodoo he used not to crash for 20 hours - I want some of it.
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 19:39 |
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Iglocska posted:Wow. Looks like someone flew to the nearest comm station without jumping and things actually showed up on the far end (so not cheating the way that ED does?): He was offline. It's significantly more stable when you remove the online part because their netcode suuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 19:41 |
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xanif posted:He was offline. It's significantly more stable when you remove the online part because their netcode suuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks. I know, I tried playing it offline and it's still unstable as gently caress.
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 19:43 |
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TTerrible posted:This is true, but why do it if you're not going to use it? Refactoring everything to sit on top of DX12 is an enormous, project wrecking change. Doing it just to enable some optional stuff for small part of your player base is even worse.
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Iglocska posted:Wow. Looks like someone flew to the nearest comm station without jumping and things actually showed up on the far end (so not cheating the way that ED does?): It'd have to have more than one solar system to find out if Star Citizen did this or not. tooterfish fucked around with this message at 19:50 on Dec 6, 2015 |
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tooterfish posted:ED cheats in the transitions between solar systems, because even a gamespace at 128bit precision is not enough to contain an entire galaxy, just one 1:1 solar system at a time. Ah I see. I thought it was also within the same solar system in E:D.
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Er, 128 bit precision would be more than enough for a galaxy. 2^128 is 3.40e+38 Our galaxy is roughly 1.13532e+24 mm across Heck, with 128 bit, you could do it with integers rather than floating point.
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 20:01 |
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Atheist Sunglasses posted:I got into the alpha. Here is a video of one of my first times playing, note I have no idea what's going on nor have I ever played this game before. I managed to get onto some random guys ship and then I died alone in a remote part of space.
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 20:02 |
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RuckusRouser posted:I am not sure how mean goons are allowed to be Goons are allowed to be exactly this mean: http://www.somethingawful.com/news/were-all-gonna/ "Your poison womb is making heaven too loving crowded."
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 20:10 |
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ShredsYouSay posted:Er, 128 bit precision would be more than enough for a galaxy.
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 20:25 |
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CIG, please save my immersion: https://forums.robertsspaceindustri...-0-main-release
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 20:29 |
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Mirificus posted:CIG, please save my immersion: HATE GRIEFING
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 20:31 |
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HIGHLY NEGATIVE
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 20:32 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:I'm bother by Mark Hamill's character's nickname. Also, by Navy tradition "The Old Man" is usually referencing the ship Captain, final authority to everything onboard.
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Angela Christine posted:Goons are allowed to be exactly this mean: http://www.somethingawful.com/news/were-all-gonna/ I dunno if that'd fly still today, but the dead babies awful link drama was among the best the site has ever had. I think something like this might be in our past, simply because the masses have gotten a little better at dealing with the Internet unfortunately.
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 20:36 |
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Google Butt posted:Kurt seems upset
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 20:37 |
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heh maybe he should just stick to the social module if he doesn't like being griefed. Oh wait.
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 20:41 |
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Mirificus posted:Well, aren't you upset that Chris Roberts' masterpiece, Star Citizen, isn't being shown the proper reverence and that the Nazis didn't win WW2? Kurt got really irate that Horst-Wessel-Lied wouldn't be included in the game's OST.
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 20:43 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Kurt got really irate that Horst-Wessel-Lied wouldn't be included in the game's OST. Sandi is such a tease.
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ZenMaster posted:
Until recently, I never knew that Chris Roberts had directed the Wing Commander movie. It always puzzled me that Wing Commander had these colorful and interesting looking space fighters, but the film used scrapped 1950s fuselages that looked like big gray turds on screen. It bugged me that only someone who had no connection with the original game would pull that off, now it looks like it's the brainchild of the same guy who made the series and that he probably did it on the cheap to embezzle some money for some coke.
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 20:49 |
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Tippis posted:Sandi is such a tease. -Chris Roberts FTFY
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 20:50 |
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Mirificus posted:CIG, please save my immersion: Wow, even the CIG forums are ripping into him for being a whiny bitch. When the SC community tells you to grow thicker skin you need to reevaluate your life.
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 20:58 |
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xanif posted:Wow, even the CIG forums are ripping into him for being a whiny bitch. When the SC community tells you to grow thicker skin you need to reevaluate your life. The economy isn't in yet, so he can't. Edit: Didn't see the other e, whatevs
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 21:00 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Kurt got really irate that Horst-Wessel-Lied wouldn't be included in the game's OST.
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 21:05 |
Kurt M is going to be the new Karl Kurt "the Allies weren't the good side" M
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 21:06 |
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Kurt watches The Man in the High Castle and wonders why all the main characters have a problem with everything
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 21:06 |
Kurt M is one of those hosed up weirdos like Karl and Dickwulf that thinks that video games and video game devs need to have a valiant community protector like him around, even though nobody at the studio would do more than make fun of him LEAVE THE MASS EFFECT ENDINGS ALONE
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 21:10 |
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Young Freud posted:Until recently, I never knew that Chris Roberts had directed the Wing Commander movie. It always puzzled me that Wing Commander had these colorful and interesting looking space fighters, but the film used scrapped 1950s fuselages that looked like big gray turds on screen. It bugged me that only someone who had no connection with the original game would pull that off, now it looks like it's the brainchild of the same guy who made the series and that he probably did it on the cheap to embezzle some money for some coke. Look at the bright side. He also got the names of most of his own characters wrong, as well as their personalities, backgrounds, enemies… you know, the bits that actually made WC interesting. Oh, and also everything related to space. I'm not entirely sure “bright side” is a suitable description, but that just fits the overall theme of the movie.
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Tippis posted:Look at the bright side. He also got the names of most of his own characters wrong, as well as their personalities, backgrounds, enemies… you know, the bits that actually made WC interesting. Oh, and also everything related to space. deep down he must know he had his shot: make a hollywood movie, with the IP that made him famous no less, but he hosed it all up because hes a poo poo director and writer. never going to get closer to your dream than that chris. but you hosed it up
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 21:13 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 14:50 |
this man cares about games journalism sites so much that he will open a bottle of champagne each time one he disapproves of dies the mark of a mentally healthy, normal, and cool person lmao
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 21:14 |