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OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Pogue Ma Hoon posted:

I still don't understand the current sperg theory that we are trying to destroy the game and don't want it to come out. Of course we want it to come out. If loving with these nitwits is this fun on the internet imagine how much fun it will be in an actual game.

Dude, it'd just be a hugbox anyway.

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OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Unfunny Poster posted:

Been busy with work all day, did that RPS guy ever write the article? And if so, did the cultists react comically to it?

yes^2

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Just dipping into the thread to say that Ottawa has no good bars.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
loving. 0.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Godfucking dammit, Canada.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Skoll posted:

Um.. What exactly are they innovating?

http://postimage.org/ except lovely, slow, doesn't work half the time, and apparently is insecure as gently caress.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I played EvE almost five years ago. Back then - Drake Fleets were awful, and DBRB was still a raging shithead.

~10/24 never forget, latenite crew fo lyfe, gently caress you all I'm moving back to SUBA, SUAS' MACHARIEL~

Oh and Kartoon disbanding Goonfleet is still the best thing that ever happened in that game. The day or so of clusterfuck was amazing.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


:ohdear: This guy has never run a public image hosting site has he... :ohdear:

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Unfunny Poster posted:

said it was a bog standard WoW clone sadly :smith:

Not necessarily a bad thing. FFXIV manages to be a pretty neat WoWlike, but then again :smith::ccp:

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
You know, there is a game featuring multiple flight modes, ship boarding and capturing, the ability to command fleets, land on (and subjugate) planets.

It was called motherfucking Escape Velocity Nova and it came out in 2002. For Mac.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Wanna bet the Illfonic poo poo will be released as a standalone disjointed abomination?

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Because the world needs another hallway shooter.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

AP posted:

I think it's going to be funny if the guy who was shouting "The Cryengine sucks" at a Citizen event in 2013 turns out to have been right, considering Citizens were trying to track him down after that for saying something so terrible.

CRYENGINE SUCKS.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Martout posted:

Why is there a SC guitar pick? Why?

To play the worst 80s final countdown ripoff songs.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

ShredsYouSay posted:

why does :gary: say paaarp instead of hooooonk

Because :gary:PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

SirPhoebos posted:

Derek, if you have new info, just make an addendum to your blog. Don't let scope creep get you too :ohdear:

This, but ironically.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

8 Ball posted:

Can't believe I skipped my French class for Derek's stupid 2pm release. Dr. Smart, tu bois du pipi de chat!

Don't be a Citizen, don't skip RL poo poo for spaceship JPGs internet drama.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
gyuys, guys. daylight savings.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Tarranon posted:

sometimes i'd gently caress with him just to hear it

Catfucker.Ewww

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Octopode posted:

No. I work here. I manage operations for this and integration for this, while making sure that their stuff keeps working in here.

:allears:

OhDearGodNo posted:


I'll be looking into this tomorrow when I get into work.


:allears:
:allears:
:allears:
:allears:
:allears:

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
The only thing worthwhile ever done with the Stargate program was setting golfing records.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Octopode posted:

If they have any further questions, they're free to read the DIA homepage, which contains all the information posted, and more! I recommend the 5 year IT strategy; it's still a good read, even if Grant's not around anymore.

Can you just post the screenshot with the bit that says "Octopede works for us"? TIA.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Aliens are trippy, man.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
So beer, how does it feel to be crashing

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

xanif posted:

So what is there to actually do in it?

Apparently , you can listen to a narrator as you fly around empty space.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Why is everything bobbing back and forth on the stream, jesus loving christ.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Seriously, it's like the ship is lesnik-powered.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
"oh we crashed".

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
That loading screen is p. dope. For something made in the 90s.

...oh wait, it crashed again.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
That loading bar bobs at the exact same speed everything else in this game bobs.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Holy poo poo, so *that* is how you have to select your ship?

Jesus loving christ, how, in what loving hell hole of a universe can this be considered fun?

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Grats Shitizens, you managed to get yourself something that is more tedius than EvE Online.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

peter gabriel posted:

Fun?
Let me tell you about a little thing called immersion

Yo, I like to fligh some WWII combat sims too, but poo poo, selecting planes in those is easy.


*ships explode like in EvE Circa 2004*

"Man the explosions are good"

Lol.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Octopode posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3748466&pagenumber=177&perpage=40#post45223539


You specifically said it would not include FPS (wrong), would contain only one new ship (wrong), there would be nothing tangibly new (wrong), and that it wouldn't have "anything previously promised (see below) in it" which included EVA (wrong), Missions (wrong), Large World (wrong), Multicrew (wrong), and the Zone streaming system (unknown if active or not).

All I'm seeing is crashes and an empty skybox.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
(it's a space joke)

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


"Game" seriously looks like this.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

RagnarokZ posted:

Is that really how the game looks?

Starting hangar seriously keeps on giving me Doom3 on Voodo2 flashbacks.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
All of the missions are "restore commlink at something array"

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Sep 17, 2009

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