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Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Kirk Johnson's fame is predicated on the enormous strain of stretching it out, and stretching it out implies the presence of elasticity. To imply a soft hiss rather than a thunderous trumpeting is to deny him his valour.

Besides, an exercised muscle is a strong muscle. He could instantly guillotine any one of you with a single flick of his rectum.

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Buddy, the last thing I want to do after a long day with my head up my own rear end is stick it up someone else's

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Baron von Eevl posted:

A tuba has a mouthpiece and requires embouchure, you can't just take the bell from a tuba and breathe into it with your mouth wide open and expect to hear Sousa

So more like a digeridoo?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

The symbol on the right depicts a sad bear.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Breetai posted:

Kirk Johnson's fame is predicated on the enormous strain of stretching it out, and stretching it out implies the presence of elasticity. To imply a soft hiss rather than a thunderous trumpeting is to deny him his valour.

Besides, an exercised muscle is a strong muscle. He could instantly guillotine any one of you with a single flick of his rectum.

The fart of the goat man is a deafening whistle.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

it is a screeching, terrifying howl

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWt40N_vxkE

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSOjoC668hs

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

wasn't "voiceless anal fricative" in a thread title for a while?

/e: nvm it was probably from a meme but voiceless anal fricative took it as a username

stringless has a new favorite as of 22:53 on Apr 16, 2024

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
The forums user previously known as bike tory now holds that title.

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006





I think someone in yospos made this.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

FFT posted:

wasn't "voiceless anal fricative" in a thread title for a while?

/e: nvm it was probably from a meme but voiceless anal fricative took it as a username

What is it to become meme?

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

hawowanlawow posted:

John Wayne would be proud

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

More lies like this and I'll put you up for adoption
I like a good username gag.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Karate Bastard posted:

The symbol on the right depicts a sad bear.

Flip it 180 & it's Big Tiddy Galactus

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Karate Bastard posted:

The symbol on the right depicts a sad bear.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Karate Bastard posted:

The fart of the goat man is a deafening whistle.



it's

spring

and


         the


                  balloonstretchy


goatMan          whistles

far

and

wee

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

lol

Phy posted:

it's

spring

and


         the


                  balloonstretchy


goatMan          whistles

far

and

wee

lol

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Fantastic.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Baron von Eevl posted:

A tuba has a mouthpiece and requires embouchure, you can't just take the bell from a tuba and breathe into it with your mouth wide open and expect to hear Sousa

his intestines aren't stretched that wide all the way up

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
you don't know that

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
The inside of goatman is far larger than the outside, as a joke on physics.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Professor Beetus posted:

The trolley problem with trump winning is where the train swings its rear end over to the other track and finds a way to run over both groups

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Kitfox88 posted:

The inside of goatman is far larger than the outside, as a joke on physics.

Day 58:
Supplies running short.
One entry, one exit, and yet we remain hopelessly lost in this simpleton's labyrinth of the damned.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:egosoft: Dead Space 3: The Mighty Boot Bros :egosoft:

MadBimber posted:

welp they changed my ammo system and if you dont use my ammo system im not buying ur game

l8r shitlords

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Kitfox88 posted:

The inside of goatman is far larger than the outside, as a joke on physics.

tesseractse

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Kitfox88 posted:

The inside of goatman is far larger than the outside, as a joke on physics.

The timelords greatest folly: the TURDIS

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Blowing into Kirk's mouth and playing him like a fluegelhorn

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Flesh Forge posted:



Yooooooooooooo

are a pretty girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrllllll




Catgirl Al Capone posted:

*to the TMNT theme* sissy hypno porn addiction


Heath posted:

🎶Sissy hypno porn addiction
Sissy hypno porn addiction
Sissy hyp-no porn add-iction🎶

Glinner is a chaser



Horny bastard

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Outrail posted:

Day 58:
Supplies running short.
One entry, one exit, and yet we remain hopelessly lost in this simpleton's labyrinth of the damned.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.
Goons are incapable of understanding meter. It's Sissy Hypno Pornad Diction.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Is that when you read out porn ads?

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Kingo Ligma posted:

Goons are incapable of understanding meter. It's Sissy Hypno Pornad Diction.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Should've sent a poet (they'd have been able to keep the meter consistent)

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

there's an e e cummings joke there that

i

can't quite put

my

fingers on

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

FFT posted:

there's an e e cummings joke there that

i

can't quite put

my

fingat on

Dragonwagon
Mar 28, 2010


And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.

venus de lmao posted:

his intestines aren't stretched that wide all the way up

You clearly haven't seen his walrus dildo video. The man's a cavern.

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022

I just tried singing sissy hypno porn addiction to the tmnt theme and it was totally fine. Like yeah goons suck at meter most times but this wasn't one of them. What are you guys smoking

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

FFT posted:

there's an e e cummings joke there that

code:
i             can't quite

put my         fingers 
                        on

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

I just tried singing sissy hypno porn addiction to the tmnt theme and it was totally fine. Like yeah goons suck at meter most times but this wasn't one of them. What are you guys smoking

it's a weird one, but it stops working the louder you get - try really belting it out and comparing that to a more subdued recital

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