Hedenius posted:

I'm still incredibly fascinated by the fact that Use Boll runs a world class German restaurant in Vancouver. It's like finding out that Roger Coleman runs the best steakhouse in Bogota.

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Given how thoroughly and effectively he tenderized lowtax's brain I'm not surprised he's good in the kitchen

CollegeCop posted:

I googled "dildos in dishwasher".

There were more results than I expected.

So I randomly picked one.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Gassing sends you to a confirm page

Jukebox Hero posted:

Tails is off deciding if he's gonna face Cheeto Man for running a murder rape drug gang I think, it's been a few years

mllaneza posted:

My photo isn't as good.



My bus missed being under that garbage truck by a minute or so. That accident could have been 40 fatalities worse The first responders showed up seconds before that picture was taken, and that was an unmarked police car.

e. Wait, we missed the loving gasoline spill ? Holy poo poo.

goatsestretchgoals posted:

Why do your garbage trucks have clear sides?

Jerry Cotton posted:

So we can read your posts.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Are you, though?

FactsAreUseless posted:

I use it to edit typos out of my posts, then edit them out of any posts that quoted it, without people noticing.

Outrail posted:

Pretty sure you're far to lazy to edit anything if in some future event it becomes relevant.

FactsAreUseless posted:

I use it to edit typos out of my posts, then edit them out of any posts that quoted it, without people notiving.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Stymie posted:

an accurate simulation of my posting

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

the guys on the right represent "an enjoyable conversation"

Dabir posted:

Pretty sneaky.

du -hast posted:

Now you know this is a thing that exists.

du -hast posted:

Now you know this is a thing that exists.

FactsAreUseless posted:

xtal posted:

Now I'm going to be the last person to defend child rape but

Dexie posted:

What exactly is a sovereign citizen?

Bombadilillo posted:

People who think that "societal contract" = real life legal contract and they get to special snowflake out of getting a drivers liscence. Paying taxes. Listen to police.

Madcosby posted:

They also post these self-humiliating 40 min videos of altercations with police officers who stop them for something like speeding but then ends up with htem in prison. If a video ever gets posted, you gotta watch it like a porno: The first two minutes are them just repeating the words I do not consent, I do not agree with your "laws" then the last 2 minutes are them getting pulled out of their car and tazed

maskenfreiheit posted:

what kind of porn are you watching

Fentry posted:

The only time I've been to a mall in the last ten years was to buy drugs in the parking lot

Nckdictator posted:

How long will it take to capture Caracas? 2 days
Will Maduro be killed? Yes
Total Venezuelan civillian casualties: 500 dead
Total military casualties Venezuela: 3000 dead
Total military casualties U.S.: 15 dead
Will the Venezuelan army regulars hold the lines? No
Will the Bolivarian Militia fight to the end? No
Will chem/bio weapons be used on invading troops?: Yes
Will Maduro launch attacks on the indigenous ? Yes
Will Maduro sacrifice Caracas (gas/nuke it)? No
Will the indigenous people make a grab for independence? Yes
Will Columbia do anything silly like try for land? Yes
Will Maduro burn the oil fields? Yes
How long will the US be occupying Venezuela? ~15 years
Will the Venezuela war catalyze increased terrorism in America? No
In the long run, will this war be good or bad for the world? Good

Absurd Alhazred posted:

du -hast posted:

Does anyone have the original of this? I've always loved the Iraq war version. Who posted it initially, anyway?

Karate Bastard posted:

I heard Adolf Hitler was the person who originally abolished the weirdoariums where Europeans would put kidnapees on display in little fake savage villages that they built for them wherein they would hem hawed at by the genteel. Now we've rebuilt them all and call them Internet communities, into which the weirdoes are corralled thinking they chose to join on their own volition.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

Sounds like we need a digital hitler???

Hedenius posted:

But digital Hitlers lack the warmth of analogue Hitlers.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

You need to use a 24 bit digital hitler, none of that "VBR Republic" poo poo.

Hedenius posted:

But digital Hitlers lack the warmth of analogue Hitlers.

Karate Bastard posted:

I heard Adolf Hitler was the person who originally abolished the weirdoariums where Europeans would put kidnapees on display in little fake savage villages that they built for them wherein they would hem hawed at by the genteel. Now we've rebuilt them all and call them Internet communities, into which the weirdoes are corralled thinking they chose to join on their own volition.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

Sounds like we need a digital hitler???

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Change
Into digital Hitlers
To
Save the digital
REICH

Hyperlynx posted:

From ages back, but I can't believe nobody commented on this



Dude, you quoted Instant Jellyfish to tell her those are Instant Jellyfish's sheep!

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Ride The Gravitron posted:

I can kind of understand this, I never look at what usernames are posting what