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nomadologique posted:"mm yes i'm just going to pop this package of circus peanuts open and have one. mm. i like how they melt in your mouth. well that's enough for now. there's always tomorrow!"
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 06:04 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 20:49 |
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:Do you really think no one anywhere owns two bunkers? Batman has a whole bunker cave under his house and he still has like 8 billion bunkers and safehouses and extra cars and suits seemingly in every single building in gotham. It's not really a plot hole that you dislike the number of bunkers a guy owns and think he could have made due with just one bunker.
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2015 20:41 |
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I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE this film.
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2015 19:47 |
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If I want a story I want an Enhydra lutris post.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 18:18 |
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Joementum posted:I spent most of 2012 telling people that Nate's proprietary polling model was needlessly complex and overstated Obama's lead. Rappaport posted:I thought you spent most of 2012 deleting anime bestiality posts? Or was that not the time you were a mod? Joementum posted:That happened in 2013
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2015 05:19 |
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To be fair, "jotun" makes more sense when read as "foreigner or something" instead of "giant" (as in "huge person").
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2015 05:55 |
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Moon Slayer posted:Holy poo poo this had me laughing harder than that time somebody kept accidentally posting his workout log in an abortion debate thread over and over. That was my favorite, anyone have the link to it?
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2016 06:25 |
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Choose your preferred dog breed based on how cute it is and if someone in a movie had one.
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2016 09:08 |
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Quorum posted:The south is a massive overlapping clusterfuck of definitions, so if you put it on the map it looks like a deep red core in Alabama and Mississippi with Southiness radiating outward in a kind of yokel halo as far as Missouri, Kentucky, and Virginia.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 20:12 |
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Zelder posted:Chris Christie starts, finishes beef
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 21:10 |
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paranoid randroid posted:iirc palin did fairly well as mayor of wasilla, but then again being the mayor of an alaskan town is such a low impact position that there are cats who have been elected to multiple terms
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2016 22:55 |
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Obeah posted:When I was working as a graphic designer for PAWS Inc. (SE Asian Market) in Muncie, Indiana, I got stuck in what I can only describe as a triplex apartment between a group of BSU students and an elderly, mentally handicapped man who would tell us all about how he was the last person in his assistance program to still have a helper monkey. Apparently they've mostly been phased out or something?
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2016 09:16 |
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Louisgod posted:Why are all the poo poo states with poo poo people the ones that decide this crap, what good has SC, IA, NH and whatever loving reject state nobody talks about unless something racist happens or if a bunch of white people come together to yell TRUMP at each other and yes that's a question, gently caress off
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 03:31 |
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Karate Bastard posted:They come in... triple packs? Someone really needs to get their cram on.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2016 04:36 |
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Mucilaginous posted:People have moved way past feeling sorry for you. You feel sorry for a child who touches a stove; if he then proceeds to hold his hand to the burner because the stove might not like it if he stops burning himself...
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2016 08:03 |
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Peachstapler posted:I just read that Rubio stated at today's rally that he will get rid of mosquitos "once and for all". neonnoodle posted:Well yeah that's spanish for mosque
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2016 01:39 |
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Joementum posted:I'm pretty mad that I was constantly busy all day on the day when we got a press release titled "Donald J. Trump's Response to the Pope".
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2016 02:06 |
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Top Bunk Wanker posted:If there was a Jeb Bush gay scandal and he tried to explain it by saying he just accidentally tripped and fell mouth first on a guy's dick, I would have no problem believing that was what actually happened.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2016 08:04 |
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Ratspeaker posted:I honestly, sincerely thought Jeb was going to pull a Budd Dwyer while he was up on stage. I was on the edge of my seat, wondering if I was going to watch a man die. Why else would his speech be so fatalistic? Why else would he have bought that gun?? This thread has gotten to me. Aliquid posted:chekhov fuckin' pissed rn
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2016 04:35 |
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Ratspeaker posted:I honestly, sincerely thought Jeb was going to pull a Budd Dwyer while he was up on stage. I was on the edge of my seat, wondering if I was going to watch a man die. Why else would his speech be so fatalistic? Why else would he have bought that gun?? This thread has gotten to me. Aliquid posted:chekhov fuckin' pissed rn
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2016 04:35 |
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GottaPayDaTrollToll posted:And so, the curse of Bush's brain strikes once again. Whoops, fuckin' Rubio'd my post.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2016 21:10 |
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Mojo Threepwood posted:The Trump Truck looks like something you could spawn with a cheat code in Age of Empires I.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2016 23:57 |
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RaceBannon posted:This teen I saw at Target was wearing super tight pants, short little pointed toe boots, a vest and a shapeless knit hat the other day. He was kicking doors and cursing loudly (trying to act like a badass?) but I kept thinking drat that kid is dressed like an elf.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2016 01:39 |
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Jeb was the character they kill off with three episodes left in a 13 episode season to let you know that poo poo has gotten real.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 00:36 |
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Nah I get where he's coming from. Someone's trying to make a composition joke when it overlays the entire image, but the fact is that the golden ratio doesn't correspond to anything in the image other than the one dude's back.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 19:04 |
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:that's the only way to apply the Golden Ratio in any way that aligns with reality, yeah, but most folks still see it as some kind of big artistic secret. It's just reminding me of the Red Letter Media review where he talked about A camera/B camera or whatever, which was genuinely applicable there, and then suddenly nerds were seeing it any time that the cameras were pointed at whoever was speaking.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 21:52 |
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Breetai posted:Roses are red,
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 22:04 |
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Aralan posted:Going by the OP's posts earlier I'd assume his abusive boyfriend convinced him to agree to getting hit when it's for his own good, and now that he's agreed to it it isn't abuse anymore.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2016 05:22 |
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avshalom really is the best writer on the forums, over and over.nachos posted:I haven't watched any of this so far and apparently there are dick jokes and Ted Cruz ate a booger??
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 06:38 |
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GrimGypsy posted:A lot of gamergatey types genuinely support Trump because they think he'll bring back the face touching thing in fire emblem
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2016 19:11 |
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boom boom boom posted:Awhile back I was talking to people and somehow the topic of Pokemon tattoos came up. I came to the conclusion that if I absolutely had to get a Pokemon tattoo, it would be a full backpiece of the deer with rainbow antlers, and the spaces between it's antlers would be filled with scenes from GLBT history drawn in a yaoi style, so I guess that one's my favorite cause it's the only one I've given serious thought to in the past decade
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2016 01:14 |
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Trig Discipline posted:Wow, I must actually be really thin and handsome then. And your cats have girlfriends.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2016 07:13 |
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uptown posted:Obviously this is STDH, and I'm quoting from 7 pages ago since I'm not caught up on the thread, so forgive me if I've been beaten. cash crab posted:I love that you're like Sherlock, but for buffets
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 07:32 |
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Syd Midnight posted:They've got special medical terms for when someone is really, really dead as opposed to just dead. The best one I heard was "complete bodily disruption" but there's probably better. I think that was in the Byford Dolphin case.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 19:17 |
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BravestOfTheLamps posted:Want so see some real incompetent poo poo? The family tree of the Counts of Tusculum: Judge Schnoopy posted:Any family tree with a square in it is bad news. King Hong Kong posted:That is nothing. Guy of Tuscany had two gay remarriages and gave birth by himself but of course it was Marozia who got the bad reputation.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 19:54 |
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paranoid randroid posted:if trump gets much stronger hes gonna overflow his favorability numbers to a negative integer and crash the country paranoid randroid posted:negative two people have a positive opinion of Donald Trump and suddenly the skybox has been replaced with a brick wall texture and dogs recite canned NPC dialog instead of barking
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2016 21:07 |
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theflyingorc posted:i don't think the average black man makes 50 separate SA accounts Only if you refuse to remove Jon Pop as an outlier.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2016 17:22 |
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Hogge Wild posted:can someone link the "fingerbang that turd" post Obeah posted:When I was working as a graphic designer for PAWS Inc. (SE Asian Market) in Muncie, Indiana, I got stuck in what I can only describe as a triplex apartment between a group of BSU students and an elderly, mentally handicapped man who would tell us all about how he was the last person in his assistance program to still have a helper monkey. Apparently they've mostly been phased out or something?
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# ¿ May 14, 2016 18:18 |
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PenguinKnight posted:seems a little early and presumptive to start making movies about Trump's presidency
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2016 20:38 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 20:49 |
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PBS Newshour posted:CD is actually pretty good and funny, Bee Movie thread was an all time great one and deserved to be in the goldmine but was robbed. Thank you for appreciating the fruits of my anguish
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