14 INCH DEVITO posted:

Reminds me of the dude with a time release amphetamine butt plug and a pair of rollerblades. That is a good thing.

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Strap yourself in for some primo harm reduction:

Your Dunkle Sans posted:

Regional varieties of pizza (and hotdogs) is another target of goon obsession, at least in DnD.

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Judge Schnoopy posted:

>>Like an idiot, I did this
>>Open flames burned my pregnant wife
>>Somebody called an ambulance that took her to the hospital
>>Shot over there and burst through the door asking for help
>>... receptionist barely cared and just pointed me to a doctor
>>Just like that the doctor told me to move past it and heal
>>Peeked in the room and saw my wife laying there crying
>>Gasoline can't melt steeled hearts

haejajaekjak posted:

I've been playing Tribes at an elite level, the same as or better than players like Matin or RTCLL (and definitely way better than fireinasa or mabel or mstarr) for 15 years and have been offered money through small salary to play it at different times over my career.

Here's a video narrated review and analysis I did on Tribes Ascend: PTS vs. Live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljUHoiSYHLA

Here's a youtube channel with many Competitive Tribes Fragging Playlists from various Tribes channels over 15 years.

https://www.youtube.com/user/spockhammer

haejajaekjak posted:

T;A is a heavily dumbed down game for casuals and needs to go the route of Tribes 1 LT PRO MODE (you know where we got paid salary to play the game and then moved on to Overwatch and got paid salary there too) like the Lightweight Perk was starting to do but on Steroids.

There is nothing insane about wanting a high skill level required game that attracts spectators and plays like basketball or hockey. And just because it's hard doesn't mean it has to exclude casuals. It can just be a game mode or mod like "blitz" or whatever.

That;s what my pastor troy music thing was about.

Also when rynex reads this.

I just wanted to say.

Welcome to FYAD Tribes noobie ignorant idiot <3 Dare :-D

haejajaekjak posted:

I'm not arguing that at all. I'm simply stating that T:A's competitive community suffered because the game was overly dumbed down and not as robust for the competitive gamer as most competitive Tribes players would have liked.

Especially people that are into E-Sports and Pro Gaming.

Also to the other guy.

I enjoy the air strafing mechanic in T:A immensely as someone that competes in CPMA, Reflex, and Quake.

I just want the game not to be so ground hugging.

It's a Tribes game so you should expect there to be much higher and consistent aerial acrobatics and less of a Real Life Ski simulator where you're always hugging the ground.

haejajaekjak posted:

iceridge not sb but good description

sb is the one with the flags inside and really big tall hills and they on top and u spam from the hill mortars down on tiny people cuz ur a loving loser
then u go camp the base inside where ppl respawn and kill them more times

sometimes u kill them 50 times in a row

hoily gently caress

ya t1 was the best of the best of the series

but the best of the best of the best of the series was Tribes 1 LT (every pro from every major mod came together - base, arena, duel, renegeades, shifter, meltdown , annihilation, etc, as one big family, and we all agreed, this was where the pro scene should be, the skill, everything encapsulating tribes, a truly great skillful game on par with quake CPMA (competitive pro mode arena). so they made Tribes 1 LT :'-)

Soon there's going to be newly marketed games in this genre of "fps-z" type games with jetpacks and rockets.

this game format works best with tribes 1 LT style ctf. if you guys want to know the history check out https://www.reddit.com/r/Tribes1 it's a great resource it's modded by some of the best people to ever play tribes (they get voted this). a couple of them have won cash tourneys, one is on the #1 Overwatch Pro team right now Team Hubris.

these new games will probably not be clones of tribes 1 LT, but they can have a Tribes 1 5v5 LT style e-sports format/game mode and probably will in some form. so i definitely suggest you check them out as this is the direction the series is head in in the future - while still remaining to its multiple armor/class/position roots and offering that to casuals.

all games need a pro mode democratically discussed and decided by the pros IMO.

haejajaekjak posted:

basically these arrogant game devs and casuals get ahold of this series.

then they try to reimagine it while it was never broken from the original (which only got popular because the game had a glitch and was broken in the first place and drm free word of mouth marketing and distribution)

every time the casuals and egotistical devs do this the community completely divides, the pro community abdicates to new games (like chump and talespin did with Overwatch and are now #1 in the ESL @ it) and people get dramatic

the pros are never listened to they leave, a new group of pros come in severely more arrogant less skilled and blind than the historical guys that have been playing for 18 years since they were 10 LOL

these new casual "pros" cry for changes to be made for the game to cater to their low skill level to make them feel good like they're actually good fps gamers, the game gets dumbed down even more. no one wants to play the dumbed down game, even more ppl leave

eventually its just the casual devs and their hardcore fan base of casuals and even their casual pros leave because they aren't getting the ego fix or attention they crave by being #1 at the easiest video game of all time.

the most major ironic and great thing imo was oldschool players coming back to t;a and owning all the new school guys and causing them to quit their own claim to fame game

anyway the series is totally hosed and no one wants to play a basketball game where the rules change every other day to reward the worst players.

this is why im most comfortable playing http://reflexfps.net/ or https://www.reddit.com/r/Tribes1

with truly skilled fps players, not cod/cs/console noobies like what ascend attracted.

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haejajaekjak posted:

dunno whats more pathetic, the group of gbs losers trying to vote rig their way into competitive esports on /r/Tribes or the fact that i got a shitload of stalkers from writing a post about player league regulation and unions.

im not going to play a game that rewards casuals that have to vote rigg reddit to feel good while the game population stays uncompetitive and dead neither are any real e-sports organizations or former pros, or current pros with agents, as has been publicly stated.



i realize there are a lot of hurt egos, money on the table, success and failure, possibly firings,

idc about any of this though

the co-founder of hirez contacted me about game ideas and the last bunch of employees they had all lied about their credentials and pedigree of "tribes pro best ever for 12 years" status, HiRezAPC, and some game testers etc.

the quake: ascend prefab physics they provide are a good competitive start but it needs a lot more tweaking

im glad they're reaching out to the historical pros more though like 5150, tribes 1 LT, natural, etc, and won't be surprised if one of my friends ends up with some streamer/game design or talk show type gig

we still have the best/most beautiful tribes playing womyn around Br0n who will come to this t:a game and kick every scrubs butt on stream 4 cash :"-)
she grew up with 4 older brothers who all played competitive tribes for 15 years and has played since she was less than 10

her brother is now a sportscaster

esports is business i do not enjoy partaking in and wish to deal with briefly. but t:a is most likely not going to take off without major reworks even if casuals or t2 pubbies enjoy it.

circle jerking each other isnt going to change this

<2 *hugs and kiss* every1 $$ dare :-)

w00tmonger posted:

Yeah I'd legit watch any of these

Sham bam bamina! posted:

On Kim Stanley Robinson's Red/Green/Blue Mars trilogy:

The Management posted:

I was driving today and came to an intersection at the same time as a google self driving car. it had the right of way, but I realized that it will defer if I make a move, so I just went ahead and took his turn. and it's not like there's a driver inside who is getting upset at what a dick I've been, so everybody wins.

ekuNNN posted:

Craptacular posted:

I wonder what that is. It looks like styrofoam, but styrofoam wouldn't have nearly enough mass to crack a windshield, and snow wouldn't hold together that well, would it?

canyoneer posted:

See all the snow around? The only thing that makes sense is that the cold weather has made the Styrofoam more firm and that's why it broke the windshield

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

w00tmonger posted:

Why would it be anything but snow?

Buttmeister posted:

shutup and post rare stallmans



ah yes the elusive "machu pichu stallman", a collectors treasure



here we see the uncommon "cave stallman no. 7", complete with sacrificial dog head



the "enemies abode stallman" in which stallman is in the domicile of a member of the other gender



this is the "favela stallman", probably where he lives since the houses are open source or something idk



here is the first evidence of the "laptop strap"



and finally definitive evidence of a laptop strap/suspender hahhaha what the fukc

Count Roland posted:

less than - 20 = loving cold
-20 to -10 = cold
-10 to 0 = a bit cold
0 to 10 = chilly
10 to 20 = wear a sweater
20 to 30 = perfect
30+ = too hot gently caress

computer parts posted:

Also accurate for Minnesotans using Fahrenheit.

Red Suit posted:

Its 56 today in maine, which is t shirt weather

KoRMaK posted:

Dumbass militia stuff going on at the same time as this LIGO announcement. Lol what a dichotomy.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Science Mans: We believe we have located Hick Bozo'n waves coming from Oregon

Your Dunkle Sans posted:

What is the word filter? The thread is gassed so I can't quote to see the words before the filter is applied.

nutranurse posted:

cops would taze jeb not shoot him

Tesseraction posted:

highest energy he'd be all election

Avshalom posted:

at first it's a good day for doctor sexman, phd. he hires eight books from the library without even bothering to check goodreads and only seven of them are so historically inaccurate that he can't enjoy the hilarious satire about society and politics in the golden age of colonial america. an actual expert comes into the everest thread, finally bringing some sense and objective fact into that wasteland of petty malice. he sees some excellent loss edits, very ingenious and hard to recognise unless you're an expert on the comedic cybersphere (and doctor sexman is better informed than most, not that he's bragging). the houston hotfranks beat the mississippi bayou bandits thanks to the excellent coaching of jankerton brill, esquire, just as he predicted on the forums two days ago. finally he'll get some goddamn respect from the trolls and worthless individuals that plague him every waking second of his life. during class he makes a droll observation about donald drumpf that causes a ripple of polite appreciation among the stamp collectors and full-time guerilla yarnbombers that are his people, the intellectual elite. but then things turn sour. an urban youth on the bus has his music up so loud that the artless doof-doof-doof interferes with sexman's quiet self-reflection. his coffee date pronounces it "expresso" and doesn't even know what adolf hitler's mother was named so he tells her that maybe instead of beauty school she should think about going to high school and leaves the cafe in tears. everywhere he looks is wanton sluttery. a plain girl at the library in a singlet, shoulders bared for all to see when there are people trying to learn. couples kissing in the park, right next to the kindergarten. a gay pride rally blocks his lunchtime stroll and someone has spraypainted a vulgar word on the steps where he likes to sit and phonepost about football statistics. when he arrives back in the office he goes straight to his favourite curated comedy archive the something awful thread "post your favourite something awful quotes" and finds that yet again they're posting something unfunny. no matter how many times he tells them things are unfunny they just keep finding it funny. it's not funny! it's unfunny! there's nothing funny about women being whores. they want to gently caress jfk, they want to gently caress ariel sharon, they want to gently caress centaurs, they want to gently caress each other, they want to gently caress the queen (probably), all these women just slinging their vaginas all over the shop and saying outrageous things like "kill all males" even though killing half the world's population would have a devastating impact on the economy and still the clever hegel girl won't give him her number no matter how many times he tells her he's an educated man. his fury boils over and he erupts in salty flames. when forensics arrives on the scene they find nothing left of the nutty professor but a small pile of ashes and a pool of watery bourbon-coloured ejaculate

Sleeveless posted:

Great, now he's going to spend the next six months downvoting every thread in PYF.

Avshalom posted:

as i understand it the presidential candidates have two sides. on the right is the republican party - donald trump, tom cruz and the kardashians. on the left is the democratic party - bernie sanders, hillary and obama. obama can't run again for president because he melted a gun into slag on national television. of the remaining candidates, only hillary and bernie have been proven not to start their campaigns by putting a child in blackface and then killing it. hillary says she's into sexy scrapbooking on tindr and she killed macklemore with a drone for loving up her navajo peace ceremony he was hired to preside over as witch doctor. bernie once put heinz ketchup on a taco. on the other hand hillary is in favour of illegalising the creole cultural identity and bernie says that if you can't handle him at his maoist you don't deserve him at his marxist. these candidates have to fight in a cage in every capital city in america. so far all have chosen extremely racist stage names and disgraced themselves in combat, after each bout a vote is collected from 60-year-old minion meme aggregators on facebook and if they don't feel like voting then someone in the white house just makes it up. jeb bush was involved at some point but i'm not sure whether anyone was meant to vote for him or if he was just there to make friends. after all the votes are collected the candidate with the most wins the biggest bomb in the world and the losers are sent back to college to find a new career. presidents rule until they die, upon which they're entombed under the white house with all their staff and family sacrificed and buried alongside them and their faces are carved into a mountain.

Citizen Tayne posted:

Pittsburgh is slightly larger than Europe.

Say Nothing posted:

Inzombiac posted:

Hinata
I loved her family bloodline powers or whatever they were called.

AlmightyBob posted:

Glaucoma

honda whisperer posted:

How many potatos does it take to kill an Irishman?

none

quote:

quote:

hissss dont bread on me

death .cab for qt posted:

We never had the heart attacks but boy howdy did we have sweet tea or apple juice mixed with Everclear

graph posted:

blue tarp man
blue tarp man
blue tarp man hates federal man
they have a fight
federal wins
blue tarp man

surebet posted:

Bluemillion posted:

NEVER GIVE UP

TontoCorazon posted:

Life finds a way

Teflon Don posted:

The Byob icon tilts for some reason

Stexils posted:

did some research on this















investigation ongoing

Awia posted:

thread so boring only a bot posts in it

graph posted:

i'm sorry you're not having fun itt.

Tori BIOS posted:

op is old macdonald i don't feel bad about how society wasn't good enough for them.

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

I know that clairaudient means you can hear ghosts and clairsentient means you can sense ghosts, but what the gently caress does claircognizant mean? Is that like being telepathic with ghosts?

Number19 posted:

cls: I'm watching my girlfriend go through the nastiest divorce I could ever imagine. why are some people so terrible?

Xerxes17 posted:

In my defense, I now live in Russia, which is like being sent back in time by a decade.

Kirs posted:

How much do you pay for a room, if it's not a secret?

Jerry Cotton posted:

No no the john pays for the room.

Kirs posted:

Sometimes I have no idea what the gently caress you guys are talking about. Why do you reply in a such way and not another. I feel retarded.

Disco Infiva posted:

Jerry said Xerxes is kurva.

Xerxes17 posted:

REMOVE Finngol remove finngol
you are worst finn. you are the finn сука блять  you are the finn smell. return to mongolia. to our ukraine homosex cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,ukraine we will never forgeve you. Azov batalion  gently caress but gently caress rear end in a top hat finn stink serf  ..continuation war best day of my life. take a bath of dead finn..ahahahahah finn WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .finnland we kill the Karelia , finland return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot finland and Ukrainian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE finngol FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+belarus+Serbia +abkhazia=kill finland…you will ww2/ tupac alive in Russia, tupac making album of Russia . fast rap tupac Russia. we are rich and have Много Газ now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink finn… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt

tupac alive numbr one #1 in Rossia ….gently caress the finland ,..FUCKk ashol finngols no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the finn farm aminal with rap magic now we the Russian clay rule .ape of the zoo presidant Обама fukc the great monkey and lay egg this egg hatch and Ukrain homonazi wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. Russia greattst countrey

Jerry Cotton posted:

Xerxes17 posted:

DoctorStrangelove posted:

This post has changed my life.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Which one is the funny quote?

Hogge Wild posted:

b0lt posted:

Pittsburgh laughs at your peasant 4 way intersections. (also the two Inez Ways)



edit: And 6 way intersections!

JohnGalt posted:

i reside in this map

Jerry Cotton posted:

Geirskogul posted:

The kitten is as playful as ever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjczlJhwebA

Except, until, he discovered this toy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpCRsiFLZ8w

He's totally happy and overly playful and energetic 100% of the time he is not in contact with this toy. I don't get it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOurAbRc-9g

Bugsy posted:

Good to see the little dude going all out.

endlessmonotony posted:

You ARE aware that one of these videos shows your dick, right?

FreudianSlippers posted:

Japan has no patience for the eccentricities of decadent American units of measurement.

Bobby Digital posted:

Ah, so that's why we measured in kilotons. That was very culturally sensitive of us.