Trig Discipline posted:

nice try hogge wild but if i'm going to join a cult it's going to be one with a lot more loving

Screaming Idiot posted:

Mods knew


(about small pastry)

Mycroft Holmes posted:

oh god, what did he do?

SeaGoatSupreme posted:

Holy poo poo

I thought after all these years a solid aatrek dunk would feel stale, but here we are. Golden.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I'm still laughing at the image of huge, erect, throbbing, rock hard labes

Phlegmish posted:

I don't know why crabs (the type of crustacean) are always so funny, but they are

Captain Monkey posted:

What is the sound of one cheek farting?

Friend posted:

Actually I spent 5 minutes trying to figure out why I was was singing "Uranium uranium uranium uranium" before I realized it was the tune of the Steve Ballmer "Developers" song so now that's in my head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMU0tzLwhbE

Biplane posted:

Anyone have an old post where the poster is telling someone how to give their cat good glutes, and having to really gently caress up your cat to get those glutes swole?

quote:

"dear letter to the editor, my cat has weak as hell glutes, what should i do?

- sincerely, flummoxed in florida"

quote:

Flummoxed in Florida, wow, just wow! Your cat should havce great rear end mother loving glutes. What's going on? If you're training your felines correctly, the glutes are one muscle that should Ex-MOtherFucking-plode, nikka.
Ok... that was a little harsh. I guess some cats have a hard time getting those glutes up to par but I have a few tips for you that will get thos glutes as nice as all hell.

1.) put a 45lb plate on your cats back. they will seem to be crushed under the weight but if they really want to get out they are going to have to squat that poo poo up off them, so if they want it they will do it.
2.) keep the cardio to a minimum while bulking your cat. If your cat is like most cats it just naturally wants to move around or whatever. this is wrong, loving. You're going to want to keep your cat in a confined rear end as all loving hell cage whree they cant really move when you're not training. this gives the muscles time to rest and regrow.
3.) make your time. remember this sht doesn't happen over night. it's going to be a while, ut dont let that get you lazy thinking you can slack off. you can't you need to seriously gently caress this cat up every single day then throw it back into a place where it can't move.
4.) yank on its tail. many people dont konw this but the tail is directly attached to their rear end so yank on that loving tail till it screams this is going to stimulate muscle growth in its hind quarters. HOld that cat upside down by its tail if you want.

Boom!! there you got. a cat with a nice as gently caress rear end.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Cum thing
You make my nose sting
You make everything ...... sticky

Roosevelt posted:

I’m trying to find an old post that some guy made describing his dog’s thought process whenever he shaved his beard. It went something like “oh no who is this strange man? Where is master? -> new guy gives me food but I don’t trust him -> I love master! Sometimes I wonder what happened to old master -> oh no who is this strange man?”

TIA if you have it!

quote:

Mar.4: Master has been gone for a long time now. The Scary Man is still here. But why would Master leave me with him? This short haired punk wants to hurt me.


Mar.5: The Scary Man tempts me with chewy meats. I like chewy meats. I will take chewy meats from the Scary Man, even if Master doesn't like it. Where is Master?


Mar.8: Chewy meats keep coming from the Scary Man. He has not killed me yet. Why has Master left?


Mar.10: Maybe Master is gone forever. Maybe Scary Man is new Master. I don't like this.


Mar.11: Thunderstorm is scary. Where is Master. Scary Man is sleeping in Master's bed. I will cuddle with Scary Man.


Mar.12: I can't believe I cuddled with Scary Man last night. I am so disgusted with myself. Master would not be proud. That short haired cat-fucker won't win me over.


Mar.16: Chewy meats chewy meats I love chewy meats.


Mar.30: Today Master is taking me to the park. I wonder if I will see Old Master?


Jun.6: I like Master's long hair. I like to run my nose through.


Jun.10: A scary man with short hair came into House today. Where is Master to protect me?

Kitfox88 posted:

Can someone post the warp whistle joose quote or whatever it was

quote:

Hospitalised me 3 times, this one is potent chaps, don't listen to them stupid people talking about eye balling. As for effects i have no idea lol it's like the ocarina from zelda and it teleports you to hospital.

Gravitas Shortfall posted: