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SMG has been doing his act for years, and he still inspires an argumental derail everytime he's brought up. He's a good gimmick.
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StashAugustine posted:Does anyone have the response to the woman who was considering marrying an Air Force officer? http://pastebin.com/t1V419QV Couldn't find a copy to clipboard button on that site, and gently caress trying to do it manually on my phone.
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She married the guy, and it turned out pretty much the way that post describes.
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:please tell us more. please All I've heard is third-hand goon legend, but it comes up every time that quote is posted. I'm sure someone still has a link the thread, though.
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funmanguy posted:It's me. I am the one who enjoys Pearl Jam. I was at work today, when Alive came on the radio. That amazing intro starts up, and I'm like "gently caress ye- Oh wait, a Pearl Jam song comes after this part."
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I just read an actual argument about the social injustice of having a pair of chopsticks in a photo of a bowl of noodles, and Donald Trump is president elect. I can't help but feel these things are related.
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BJPaskoff posted:The only thing that could make this quote more perfect is if it ended with "kill the animals". 
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Jan 10, 2017 09:31
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I remember that week that GBS was fun.
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Shugojin posted:Someone can actually communicate with a cat? "gently caress you." May not be constructive, but it's still communication.
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:imo, simply referring to the possibility of there being a joke, and not attempting to make the joke, is a form of hate crime Says the guy who posted Bill Cosby pictures for several months with a countdown that culminated in  Happy Birthday Bill Cosby
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FactsAreUseless posted:I am in favor of the revival of the long-form post. I think it's time. The big problem is everyone chasing a style. They used to all chase the Noni-style giant Dave Barry column post. Now they chase the no-punctuation FYAD-lite one-liner. I hope we get lots of posters posting different ways, instead of a school of fish swimming from trend to trend. *Effortpost* "LOL. Look at this fag caring and trying." *legions of GBS shitposters jizz their pants and crown their new king*
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I'm sure evolutionary psychology is more often wielded to explain why someone really really wants to gently caress their sibling.
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The PowerPoint that got an $80b Defense budget increase out of the Senate.
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Kumo posted:The following statement is in response to President Donald Trump’s comments last night... Robo Reagan posted:lol when you gently caress up so bad the concussion salesman starts throwing shade For real. If Roger Goodell is able to dunk on you and look good doing it, you have said some stupid poo poo. Clitch has a new favorite as of 08:21 on Sep 24, 2017 |
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Turtlicious posted:Poor freckles... Oh Poor ol' Freckles, though of phone booths and dialed.
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syscall girl posted:High tights? *Reconsiders horrible 'breeding in captivity' joke.
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Breetai posted:Speaking of members of our superior community, which was the goon/quote where someone basically dropped the most epic "um, actually..."of all time during a discussion of their sexual proclivities? That was Piss-chug Girl, and a perfect example of why SA is not the place to discuss BDSM.
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WHAT THE gently caress DID I TELL YOU PEOPLE?!
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Guy Mann posted:Dog Jones' odyssey from boring troll to incredibly smart and cool puppetmaster who was rolling with the punches all along deserves to be seen: Those posts read like someone doing an impression of Roast Beef through a rag soaked in ether.
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:We're allowed to have Patreons? Check me out on Patreon! Your contribution helps me keep shitposting full-time!
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Ulysses was a fine book, but I always found that chapter unnecessary.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Naked and sits on cakes? That author is Ray Smuckles and nobody can convince me otherwise. The only mystery a fairy might find in you is why you just flew into Neverland with a sheet cake and a raised eyebrow.
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Funerals are pretty expensive, guys.
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White people still suck, right? We're still cool with that?
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A Moose posted:we didn't start the fire Set #10 on fire?
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EorayMel posted:I hope this was posted earlier in the thread somewhere so here goes: Kratom is such a funny drug to me because it's just mainstream enough for some obscure weirdo to go on Joe Rogan's podcast and extoll its virtues, but then you realize a lotto scratcher has a more durable veneer of promise above its pit of disappointment and financial toll on the stupid.
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Dameius posted:Texas has the town of White Settlement that is literally everything you can imagine it is, so FAU could tell me there is a place in Idaho that is anything and I'd buy it. "Those 3 Panels from Preacher", Texas wouldn't fit on the water tower.
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ToxicFrog posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ortolan_bunting#As_food Without checking that link this just reads like an incredibly nerdy Dutch oven joke.
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Screaming Idiot posted:He will make enough to own his own island, an island just for pens. He can call it Pen island
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"It's great to see such good turnout for TEDx Scottsdale, and I'd like to thank you all for attending this presentation." *Hammers on a remote for 15 seconds finally summoning the first of many PowerPoint slides: The Subtle Wokeness of Ed Greenwood
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80s kids movies were pretty brutal.
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Kapotke sighed as he unleashed his quark.
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Hihohe posted:Im very certain that my last act on this earth before the apocalypse will be me posting a Loss.jpg edit about the situation. I will sensibly chuckle before i am vaporized in nuclear fire. We should all find comfort in the fact that the Earth will move past and heal.
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Isn't Zaurg also the "goon in a well"?
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Milo and POTUS posted:Where is this. It has to be Musk You can call it Musk all you want, but it's still just stank.
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It's still weird remembering reading the thread the first time someone posted Too long; Didn't read.
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Erebus posted:sparing some expense
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D-Pad posted:I grew up on an ostrich farm. My parents started raising them very early on in the ostrich bubble that happened in the US in the late 80s and 90s because our neighbor was an exotic animal guy and was part of the original group that started the "industry" back then. My old man bought in just before everyone stopped caring. I think he still had them when I graduated HS and hosed off(1998), but I don't know what he ultimately did with them. He was always looking into those libertarian self-made millionaire schemes, but I think that's the only one he ever went in on, and that was definitely his "once bitten". I think he raises goats now just to do something with the massive pens he built. and ostrich meat sucks
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