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Clipperton posted:Personally I'm excited Tim Burton is venturing outside his comfort zone with a movie about freaky kids who are shunned by society but they're actually sensitive and unique and amazing, not like those NORMAL people, I bet Miss Peregrine's Peculiar Children never shoved anyone's head in a toilet yelling ANYONE GOT ANY SHAMPOO FOR BURTON, HE NEEDS TO LOOK PRETTY FOR WHEN HE MAKES OUT WITH THAT ELFMAN KID
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 04:31 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 13:19 |
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Gridlocked posted:Dad: *chatting to friends online about imminent birth of child, wife is in the hospital. suddenly the phone rings*
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2017 16:59 |
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steinrokkan posted:Can a train gently caress a rollercoaster? Asking for a friend Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:roller coasters are baby trains, you sicko. Hogo Fogo posted:You forgot about Aamtrak
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 01:32 |
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SubponticatePoster posted:"Experts said it was the first time a terrorism charge had been laid over violence tied to incels, a term that refers to self-described “involuntary celibates.”"
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# ¿ May 20, 2020 13:19 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:We get swarms of bees invading our house sometimes in the summer and we pretty much do this to get them to move on. Close all the blinds so the house is as dark as possible, leave the front door open and just wait. They always move on after a little while. StrangersInTheNight posted:..... where do the bees come from? Why...why don't you try to maybe...limit their entry point? You...you don't have to live with beestorm. Platystemon posted:“No way to prevent bee storm”, says only nation where bee storms regularly happen.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 16:49 |
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Edit: nm beaten to the quotes
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2020 16:03 |
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Quoting myself for context. Zero One posted:I was driving behind a truck yesterday that had a huge sticker across the back window saying "Booty Consumer". madeintaipei posted:Look buddy, I'm a Christian. I may consume the booty, but only after asking forgiveness from the Lord. Hail Mary, Mother of Butt. Thick be your hips, I don't want to talk about your kid. Thumposaurus posted:You call it eating rear end I call it taking holy communion. madeintaipei posted:The booty and the blood. Finger Prince posted:and when He had given thanks, He shook it and said, “Take, eat; this is My booty which is shaken for you; do this in remembrance of Me.” Applebees Appetizer posted:And then he said.....lol you just ate my butt
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2021 21:36 |
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Hahaquote:We were already somewhat alarmed when the pictures of it setting off showed that the boat was barely visible under the large pile of steel lashed to its deck. After several weeks had passed with no word, investigations revealed that the boat had actually gone to Holland and loaded up with an additional cargo of high explosives.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2021 16:50 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Wow, where was this quote from? Platystemon posted:It’s from the East Asian Observatory’s history page linked in the tweet above. Yeah, that. Sorry thought I was in the original thread where that was posted.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2021 20:25 |
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Your Gay Uncle posted:BLADE: HopperUK posted:Just dropped someone off? Heading out to respond to a call? I just realised I don't know where ambulances live. Morpheus posted:I think maybe you're forgetting to say some detail about the scene or something because otherwise...I mean what happens when an ambulance delivers a patient to a hospital, then? Just scrapped immediately? Phanatic posted:...because otherwise we'd need an enormous supply of ambulances that go to a hospital once and never leave. The hospitals in turn would need to continually be building parking garages for all those ambulances. Pope Corky the IX posted:Holy poo poo I can’t stop laughing. Morpheus posted:It's going to the ambulance farm where it can live with all the other ambulances and be free in the fields. Queefer Sutherland posted:Just ran outside and grabbed my Uber Eats. That motherfucker was LEAVING. The gently caress? They’re supposed to come TO my house!
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2021 23:00 |
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Splicer posted:Also everyone go read the thread the OP is doubling down More Squizzle posted:standing in line for the third time this week, buying another pack of single-use ambulances. exasperated, i mutter to myself “gotta be a better way.....” Squizzle posted:just finished another shift at the hospital as an ambulance-dismantler. the work is rough, but i know im helping keep this country's healthcare system working Squizzle posted:we finish unloading the patient from the ambulance. as the sense of urgency subsides, i ask the driver: “where you off to now?” she raises one finger over her smile and winks at me, as if ive stumbled onto some great secret not to be shared. i turn to check on the patient for a moment. when i look back, the ambulance is gone, with only a pile of dried leaves swirling in the wind where once it was parked Bussamove posted:I work at a small startup building artisanal, locally-sourced, organic ambulances and it breaks my heart they're driven directly into the incinerator after they drop off their one and only patient. Beauty really is fleeting. christmas boots posted:I used to work at a hospital but I got fired and blacklisted after I suggest reusing them. The Big Ambulance lobby has a stranglehold on the healthcare system imo
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 02:43 |
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Ror posted:The ideal 3-car garage is an SSR, an HHR, and a Prowler.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 18:03 |
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Oh see… that’s a typo. He meant to type krilled.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2021 03:40 |
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Ain't no master chiefs in the Navy that do what SPARTAN John-117 does, either. Mostly they transport oversized coffee mugs from place to place, keep other SNCOs from suffering any consequences for lovely criminal behavior, and tell junior officers who technically outrank them how stupid they are. Years ago I was watching some TV show about life on an aircraft carrier. There was some sort of “cleaning day” where the entire crew was cleaning stuff and the Chief of the Boat was going around checking on everyone. He got to one room with a bunch of officers doing normal work and not cleaning. They told him they were not crew and were Naval Intellegence officers on a mission and they didn’t have to take part in the cleaning day. The COB yelled at these officers that they were on his boat and on his boat everyone had to clean.
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2021 01:47 |
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iwentdoodie posted:Submarines have a COB. Surface ships have a Command Master Chief. Field day is conducted every day, and I assure you that absolutely zero khakis clean a goddamn thing during it unless a camera is there or someone orders them to. It was 10-15 years ago. Sorry I don't remember all the details.
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2021 19:02 |
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Heath posted:The Garbage Ape is a super OP character in the Heathcliff EU Heathcliff movie when? After the credits: Garbage Ape is running down the dark street with his garbage. Suddenly a phantom* steps into the road. Garbage Ape prepares to fight but the figure speaks: "I'm here to talk to you about the Defenders initiative." *The Ghost Who Walks
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2021 17:54 |
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-Zydeco- posted:Linking for minor NSFW Armitag3 posted:Mod forum is that way
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2021 05:10 |
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RFC2324 posted:my brain always wants to parse it as 'Elrond Hubbard'
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2021 00:47 |
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Pasketti posted:My husband gets noting but ads for fried chicken because he started getting Zaxby adds when we moved near one, he didn't skip the ads because the chicken looked good, now all his ads are for chicken, he doesn't skip the chicken ads, it's an Ouroboros. He gets self conscious about it and I tell him to just skip the ad and stop letting the full 2 minute commercial play. But he says no, he can't skip the chicken once he sees it.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2021 00:51 |
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mallratcal posted:Maybe it was the guy who filed a civil rights lawsuit against the site last week
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2022 02:23 |
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cruft posted:Look, different people need different things from their cars. Take me and BWBD for instance. bird with big dick posted:you really get me bird with big dick posted:Ooops wrong smilie I was trying to do the hug one
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2022 16:40 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 13:19 |
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Three Olives posted:Not kidding, today the second homeless person did a double take of my Mach-E, pointed at the second set of doors, the Pony, smiled and gave me a thumbs up. Ok Comboomer posted:on Saturday I was trying to set up a new display in my guest bathroom (weather, news, itinerary for dinner guests, streamed content, etc) when I heard an ungodly racket from outside the window. Turns out some kids that I didn't recognize were using the condominium playground unsupervised. I did my best to discipline them from my condo and they eventually left.
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