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Sham bam bamina! posted:ahaha what a thread Seriously, it's magic. "Goons help this girl might like me or may want to be friends with me, either way I'm very uncomfortable should I consult an authority figure or what"
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2015 23:17 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 05:16 |
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cock hero flux posted:Pet Island?
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2015 15:10 |
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Panic! at Nabisco posted:warp whistle to hospital I've always loved this quote. "I have no idea what this drug actually feels like, I just keep waking up in the ER after I do it, 9/10 would do again and again for some unfathomable reason"
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2015 16:18 |
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Ianiniho posted:What is Barnacle Jim? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05cSvINk2G4
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2016 15:27 |
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Breetai posted:Of note is the fact that in the post directly prior he points out how not racist he is by talking about how he's totally down with the rap music . This killed me. "LOOK I KNOW SOME RAP ALBUMS OK, HERE'S A LIST. TOTES NOT RACIST."
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 22:41 |
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Imagine the noise Santa Claus would make if someone knocked the wind out of him while he was shouting "Ho ho ho!" That's the noise I made when I read that. Goddrat.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2016 17:13 |
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TetsuoTW posted:I hope the mods decide to just do rolling six-hour probations on him so he can melt down in 10-minute bursts while also never actually being banned and thus unable to break the cycle. And time some of them so that they expire at some ungodly hour of night to see if he sets an alarm so he can get up and post his screeds the instant he gets his privileges back
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# ¿ May 25, 2016 15:08 |
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I remember a while back some mods were discussing Mod-Only Notes and pretty much everyone agreed that their favorite notes came from one particular poster who's an insufferable goober. I think they've held off on banning him or her just to see what dumb poo poo he or she comes up with next.
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# ¿ May 25, 2016 19:10 |
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(in response to a goon falling victim to the Hat Rule)poop dood posted:This is the type of dude who hits on a girl in his Intro to Psychology class, begs to eat her pussy on Facebook Messenger, then calls her a whore for not responding within twenty minutes.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2016 21:43 |
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Clitch posted:http://pastebin.com/t1V419QV i got u fam quote:Go ask the career development folks at the MPF. Also pimp the TMO folks and ask them.
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2016 23:32 |
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That post is the time you mentioned to your buddy that Rebecca was flirting with you and that you were thinking about going for it and he grabbed you by the shoulders and said "DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY, DUDE" and you laughed and thought "whatever, what does he know" and then a decade later your wife is asking why you're still getting canvasses full of smiling children painted in menstrual blood mailed to you once a month from your ex so many years after the fact
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2016 18:44 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Amazingly enough not true! I have another couple friends that are in an open relationship and are extremely happy. Though theirs is more of a three-way relationship with just one extra person thrown in from time to time. They started it from the ground up like that though, which I feel is the best way to do it instead of changing the rules 5 years into a monogamous marriage. It's true in 99/100 cases. Every time this comes up there's a goon or two that steps forward and says "thank god my friends are the exception to that rule" but seriously every other open relationship is one partner wanting to gently caress other people and the other going along with it because he or she is too chickenshit to say "no," and it owns It's one of those things you just can't warn people about, like when one of your friends gets sucked into an MLM scheme or back in high school when your best friend tells you he and his sweetheart are going to do the long-distance thing after graduation because she's going to college in a different state and they're gonna beat the odds and make it work because they're so in love and you're standing there listening to him keep building that house of cards one delusion after another, trying your damndest not to blurt out "dude she's gonna suck miles of dick her first semester there" Also the best open relationship stories start with one partner pressuring the other into it and end with the whole plan backfiring mad style
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2016 14:35 |
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Perestroika posted:Oh, I remember an amazing instance of that one happening. I think it was originally posted on reddit rather than here, but eh: That's the good poo poo right there, yesssss Also good lord, "It's not fair!" is the most pathetic reason to try and call it off. He's like a quarter-inch from stomping on his hat and screaming "NO I WAS THE ONE WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO GET LAID ALL THE TIME, NOT HER!"
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2016 17:26 |
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many johnnys posted:I have no idea who mr bibs is He defended fedoras and then responded to the hat rule by posting a photo of himself in a fedora, unironically. He insists that being able to sum the contents of two cells in Microsoft Excel is "really hard math," and that anyone who can do so is an Excel wizard. Dude is a reverse Bill Brasky, everyone has a story about him and they're all unbelievable GOTTA STAY FAI has a new favorite as of 13:23 on Jul 21, 2016 |
# ¿ Jul 21, 2016 13:21 |
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mind the walrus posted:I'm having a joke. Oh, poo poo! Remember the acronym! F - It can't be funny A - Be as big an asshole as possible R - Jokes are no laughing matter--be really serious T - You are just fine in bed, dear
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2016 14:53 |
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RyokoTK posted:mods??? If you meant that like "Mods, do this," agreed
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 22:02 |
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I'm a radio journalist "...and the Washington Street fire still rages as fire crews attempt to get the blaze under control. As of day three, seven people are dead and thirty-four have been hospitalized. Among those who lost their lives are four firefighters, who died rescuing tenants of the building. Funeral services will be held on Friday at Hewitt Funeral Home downtown. Authorities say that this is the worst disaster in the city's history. Anyway, Becky, will you marry me"
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2016 15:43 |
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cock hero flux posted:This is still definitely the funniest posting gently caress up ever. Even if by "gently caress up" you mean "obvious fakepost by a lovely gimmick poster" you're still wrong
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2016 14:57 |
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# ¿ May 31, 2017 13:55 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 05:16 |
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sebmojo posted:good goddam It's so guddamn perfect and I'm kicking myself for not coming up with it first
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 19:19 |