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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Mrs. Lowtax implied there was some other stuff going on besides just those probations.

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

This is a really bad quote.

It wasn't a quote until you made it one.

It's all your fault.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Anatharon posted:

I don't get this one, I know nothing about American football. :saddowns:

The Browns lost on an incredibly rare blocked field goal touchdown.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

It's here for arm reduction.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Apparently some of the dumb Finn racism is that there's another, unrelated in every way character called Finn in some EU books who is white.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Poor ol' F-35, thought of ants and crashed.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I mean, to be fair, we don't have any evidence that other pilots don't call F-35 pilots "fags"

Yeah but that's only because they're usually on fire, have a high mortality rate, and have trouble starting up when there's wind.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

RagnarokAngel posted:

MMOs offer a place where unsuccessful or socially awkward people can become gods and they're intentionally designed to become psychologically addicting because they prey on the human tendency to want to keep pulling that slot machine (loot in this case).

In fact when they make them more friendly to casual players, those types usually hate it.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Elan Sleazebaggano was a .... wait for it .... a sleazebag.

Even they realized how dumb that was and made it so it's not his real name.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Paladinus posted:

That's a bit of a stretch.
Don't be so anal about it.
Now you're really getting my goat.

Here, saved this thread a page.

Thanks, rear end in a top hat.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

But why is it called sounding?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

You can always tell whether you're good or evil by looking in a mirror.

Mirrors are portals to the other universe, so you're whoever you see's opposite.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Because that's where you hear all the 9/11 jokes, off the internet.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Sorry, I'm Catholic.

Not with that attitude.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I'm inclairphobic.

I ain't afraid of no ghosts.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I guess he's gonna edit it in later.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Maybe they do it because people are dumb enough to ask relationship advice here.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

It's not that surprising. It's about Ghostbusters and misogyny.

Those are like the goon whiskers on kittens and brown paper packages tied up with strings.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Porn parodies don't do puns anymore. They're all just Not The or have XXX at the end.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

FlyinPingu posted:

I like that after the movie got favorable reviews goons had to go out of their way to say that, no, if you just go by top critics on rotten tomatoes it's actually bad!

It doesn't even have a top critic rating yet, so they're just handpicking the ones they like.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

FactsAreUseless posted:

You could also get probated for not punctuating a sentence or forgetting to capitalize something. Let's not pretend all the rules were good.

If we just use this page as a sample that's a great rule we should have back.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

PBS Newshour posted:

i don't get it, so is she a vampire or not?

Regular old mummy.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Hat Thoughts posted:

His larger theory that he keeps getting yelled at about in the CineD chat thread is that the box office success of a movie universally equates with quality. No exceptions.

Well that's true.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

He has different opinions than me a lot, which means he's wrong a lot.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Well before that they have the Trolls movie.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Crane Fist posted:

What does any of that even mean

They're mocking the Avengers movie shot because they think it looks like posed toys.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

It's just that CD is the only forum we have for people who majored in one of the unemployable arts.

Like if we had an anthropology forum, or an art history forum, or a I guess anything else with either the words 'art' or 'history' in it forum, then they wouldn't stand out so much.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Improbable Lobster posted:

Nah, there are a bunch of threads for that stuff in Ask/Tell and they aren't nearly as pretentious.

Ask/Tell also has plenty of normal threads. It's all about density.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

drat, Adele took that last one hard.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Tiggum posted:

I though that one ended with the Gungans deciding to join in the fight and showing up with their giant marbles? You know what, maybe I am just imagining some of this stuff.

There's also the simultaneous space mission where they're trying to blow up the command ship.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Okay wait, are you guys talking about Karl Marx the socialist or Marx Thespott, the Old Republic era fighter pilot?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Guy Mann posted:

People obsessively reading a subforum they hate and never post in just so they can helldump weakly in an extremely PYF voice at the slightest excuse is extremely ftw...

Posting frequently in one isn't any better, fyi.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

That thread being called Who Greenlighted This poo poo instead of Greenlit is unacceptable, and I will never cross that line.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Not nearly racist enough.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Solice Kirsk posted:

They're called macros not memes.

Macros are memes, but memes are more than macros.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

There's nothing unique about him, every site that talks about movies has an SMG.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

One of the best was the (French Canadian?) guy years ago (like 2004) with the 'special' brother who would instantly vomit if he saw soup or something and tried to have sex with birds(?) because the ms paints along with it were just hilarious. I'm sure i have some saved that I'll dig up when I'm not phone psoting.

Yeah but that story had a happy ending with the brother's marriage to Blue Story.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

China are the bad guys, people. If we respect their culture that's like letting the terrorists win.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Facebook Aunt posted:

Well, I was going to say I didn't mind how people presented Canadian cuisine, but then realized we don't have any. Okay, poutine, but putting gravy and cheese on fries is pretty low effort. I guess we've always been too busy dealing with all the bears to develop national cuisine. So many bears.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pLsM2ijRao

The steamed hotdog is Canadian!



There's Canadian cuisine but literally all of it is just from Montreal.

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Tiggum posted:

I asked a question and someone answered it. How do you find out other people's opinions and reasons for things? :shrug:

I hack into their Facebook. It's 2016 man.

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