Trig Discipline posted:

You have to know a tiny bit of French.



"pain" is French for "bread"

Solice Kirsk posted:

I've been meaning to popover to France.

PBS Newshour posted:

This is like a joke from one of my Fraisers

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/wpjenna/status/758393920820768768

shiksa posted:

i've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see winning no more, they want jailing, i'm chopped liver

crazy cloud posted:

But if ya want Donald, this is what I'll give ya. A little bit o' greed mixed with some boot lickers. Trump vodka that'll kickstart my heart quicker than a shot when I get shocked at Mar a Lago by Ivanka for not cooperating, playing grabass on the stage while she conversating, HEY

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

i didn't get that the first time i saw it, and now i want to kill that poster with an axe

you are complicit in this

Mr. Squishy posted:

I take comfort in knowing my life will probably end trapped by a collapsing pile of books as I accidentally set off a trap I installed in one of my movement corridors.

End Of Worlds posted:

seravid posted:

Bruce had no idea at the time, he poo poo-talks Clark because he's better than some Daily loving Planet reporter. This is the face of a man who sees God for the first time:

https://zippy.gfycat.com/GregariousUnfortunateAsiaticmouflon.webm

Jose Oquendo posted:

That look on his face is so perfect. OH FUCKIN gently caress gently caress poo poo

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Goddamn it, what was that cool line I was going to say if this happened? Do you bruise? What's red and blue and bruised all over? gently caress, I should have written it down OH poo poo GAME ON

DO YOU BLEEEED?

No that wasn't it, gently caress I'll have to run with that, god drat gently caress it pull it together Bruce you're The Batman

WELL YOU WILLLLL

Yeahhhhh nice recovery. Nailed it. Fukken batnailed it like a batboss.

kalstrams posted:

https://twitter.com/DNAinfoCHI/status/758566250251452416

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HazWCa3huMY

Smythe posted:

ya ya... call me when they can link to form the modotrain for the whole family

Smythe posted:

*huge;ly fat dads gut drags on the floor, modobag whines and explodes showering guts sock and polka-dot underwear everwyhere*

Smythe posted:

*modobag turns on in the trunk and starts banging around in the trunk while the tsa bomb inspectors with the mirrors on sticks are patrolling around the car, 900000 million bulets and rocket lauchjers pwn family buick into atoms*

Smythe posted:

*modobag engages in the oiverhead and bores through the plane and the hole rapidly evacuates everyone out of it and they explode in the atmosphere* (not sure if this is possible but it would be cool)

Sham bam bamina! posted:

The Modobag, a motorized bag that you can ride, for some reason:

Three-Phase posted:

I had a relative who showed up to church with suit jacket, dress shoes, shirt and tie, and their side shields still on.

Shady Amish Terror posted:

Look, man, those revivals can get pretty wild. Safety first.

The Lone Badger posted:

Were trousers included as well?

GotLag posted:

Eye protection sounds like a sensible choice when seeing the glory of the coming of the lord.

Palpek posted:

RandomFerret posted:

I didn't think I'd ever have to make this post, but Edvard Munch's The Scream is not an anime.

Wedemeyer posted:

xergm posted:

Aftermath of witnessing the power of God without side shields.

RareAcumen posted:

People are just making smilies now.

Zemyla posted:

As opposed to the old days when we would dig them from the smiley mines, I assume.

Solice Kirsk posted:

I will not go back to the smilie mines! Not after I made that big speech and threw down my smilie shovel.

haveblue posted:

And the final and best one:

hemorrhage posted:

Well, you don't want the lord coming in your eyes.

Gilok posted:

Am I to understand that Bee Movie was good in some way? Because that is not the impression I had when it came out.

PBS Newshour posted:

Movie had a strong bee plot but a very weak b plot.

Specter posted:

Thanks for the inspiration Grenrow

"I'll take extra fries and some hotwings too"
"And a jumbo cup of Mountain Dew"
"Why should I worry about a heart attack?"
"Healthy at every size so why hold back?"

The platter drops the gorge begins
But at this table no one wins
The smell of ranch dressing and ketchup breath
As I chow in to certain death

The meat sweats after only plate one?
But still tell the waitress "keep them coming hun"
And as I chew through the pork pile
The plaque loosens from an artery wall

I toss rib bones that lay on the ground
And then order up a final round
What do I want to finish up the day?
Half of key lime and half of strawberry

I got so close near enough to bite
When my ticker finally lost the fight
The clot hits hard and I feel the blow
And hit the peanut shells and hay below

And as I lay there gazing at the pie
My left arm throbs and my throat is dry
And as I lay bloated and alone
"But there's still pie" is my parting groan

Jonny 290 posted:

Stymie, when you're on your deathbead, im going to be there for you, when all others have forsaken. As the light leaves your eyes and you take your final breath, im going to hold up a giant posterboard that says "YOUR WRONG" and theres nothing youre going to be able to do about it before you pass into eternity

Stymie posted:

and as my eyes flutter closed, you will see tattooed on my eyelids the words "YOU MAD"

Karate Bastard posted:

Here lies Stymie...

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Ew.

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

response 2 is "why", obviously
but number 1 is grudging respect.

mind the walrus posted:

dpack_1 posted:

Nuclear war brings about Godzilla, cockroaches are the only things that can survive a nuclear bomb. Cockroach Godzilla is an unstoppable force in the nuclear age.

Travis343 posted:

Pretty sure those are cicada shells?

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Well at least there will be 17 years of peace between Godzilla attacks.

Jeza posted:

Are Japanese cicadas periodic? this is important

w00tmonger posted:

Aren't they all?

Sir Kodiak posted:

http://i.imgur.com/6U2wzEW.gifv

Halloween Jack posted:

Rubber tires. Honest.

ThePlague-Daemon posted:

I wanted to find some shots for the thread but I'm not very good at finding movie screenshots on Google and I don't own most of these movies. I DID find this piece of Avengers concept art and the shot it seems to have inspired in the movie again:

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

ahaha Jesus Christ.

K. Waste posted:

The first one is too grimdark. The forest actually looks scary, giving you the impression that it's thematically related to the opposition between the characters, as if the conflict between them is 'natural,' and not what's really ideal, which is just that they're jerks to each other for no reason so that they can easily get over it. Notice how Tony is aligned with the fallen tree and looks like he's literally about to attack Steve, aligned with the stalwart, tree behind him respectively. Meanwhile, Thor is aligned with the Moon and looks upon Steve with a sense of divine removal. Steve, for his part, averts his gaze, the monument that will unite these forces. We all know that the real monument is Agent Coulson, avid trading card collector! This painting is so not canon. The aspect ratio is also really tight, emphasizing the convergence of these two oppositional forces upon the reluctant leader, Steve. Steve shouldn't be reluctant! You get the sense that he doesn't care enough! It's so emo!

Now, the one from the movie, that's gold.

seravid posted:

Crane Fist posted:

What does any of that even mean

mind the walrus posted:

I don't know when SA consensus realized that CD sucks goats, but I am very amused that it did.

PenguinKnight posted:

it was when a then mod had a meltdown about a funnyman's movie review for the front page Current Events and quit the forum forever

e: and then seeing reviews from said mod that said stuff about lady planes about a children's movie about what if planes could talk

mind the walrus posted:

I don't know when SA consensus realized that CD sucks goats, but I am very amused that it did.