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Spalec
Apr 16, 2010

Do you know this person IRL? Because you probably should report them to the police before he rapes a child.

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Spalec
Apr 16, 2010

BigglesSWE posted:

So Thursday is the international Men's Day.


I think we're in for a treat.

Nah, you probably won't hear a thing until International Women's day, where all the MRApists will post "INTERNATIONAL WOMENS DAY, HOW COME NO INTERNATIONAL MENS DAY??! FEMANAZIS!!!"

Spalec
Apr 16, 2010

HOOLY BOOLY posted:

as sombody with a babyface i wish i had your problem sir :colbert:

I always get carded too, despite being 30 this year. Just show your ID, it's really no hassle. You have your wallet out already to give them the cash/card, your driving license is right there, just pull it out at the same time.

Spalec
Apr 16, 2010
The heart (or what will become the heart, at this stage it's barely a tube but there is a proto-heartbeat) starts about 6 weeks.

Which looks like this (linked for people who don't want to see, but it's a barely recognizable blob.) Still 18 weeks from being considered viable (and even then, you've got a 1/3 chance of surviving)

Spalec
Apr 16, 2010

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Just had a single mom of a 10-year old post this



(it was linked from a radio station, of course).

I WILL LITERALLY MURDER YOU IF YOU HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH MY SON. Very tempted to comment on how creepy and possessive it is, but I guarantee it'll just end with no reply and me being blocked.

Is this her son?

Spalec
Apr 16, 2010

Question Mark Mound posted:

Books are an objectively better medium of entertainment because they're older. New things can't be good, ever, and you're an mainstream idiot if you like some new things and not all old things. Not like me, with my superior printed words. eBooks are bad too, because they're on a computer and not a book, even though the exact same content of my book is in that eBook.

Books.

I saw someone being all :smug: because they read books and didn't listen to Audiobooks, like you got a lesser experience or something with an Audiobook.

I said I preferred Audio because I listened to them while driving to work/doing housework but apparently I'm not getting ~~the real experience~~ :rolleyes:

Spalec
Apr 16, 2010

theshim posted:

That video is a thing of beauty. "You're a coward, and a liar, and a thFFFFFF"

Apparently the dude that got punched went to the Police and they basically just said "Lol, we're not arresting Buzz Aldrin, you clearly and obviously provoked him"

Spalec
Apr 16, 2010

Sam Faust posted:

Yeah, "weird." Whatever you say Chuck Tingle.

Chuck Tingle pounds butts, not spanks them :colbert:

Spalec
Apr 16, 2010

Ein cooler Typ posted:

How do you prove you're not a terrorist

Be white?

Edit: GOD DAMMIT TOO SLOW.

Spalec
Apr 16, 2010

RNG posted:



Maybe they care so little? Because you're beating them? With fists and batons?

Wasn't this picture originally meant as an anti-police image? I'm sure the point of it was saying how terrible and dangerous the militarization of the police is.

Spalec
Apr 16, 2010
I never stop being amazed Imgur even has a community. I've never been there longer then upload picture > get link > post to SA.

Spalec
Apr 16, 2010

Field Mousepad posted:

These are always great. Yes thank you for telling me how the world REALLY is 14 year old person. I'm sure you have the life experience.

:allears:

Most videos where it's a child making some ~profound~ political point are probably just just parroting their parents views or they've just been straight-up coached hoping they'll go viral.

Spalec
Apr 16, 2010
28 months for trying to selling that much coke is basically the same thing as walking.

Spalec
Apr 16, 2010

Absurd Alhazred posted:

This is begging for a photoshop reversing the teacher and having her point the gun at the kids in the lower one.

Or the more likely scenario, when the teacher accidental leaves the gun somewhere and a 1st grader picks it up and blows his friend/himself away.

Or a lunatic 15 year old overpowers the little old lady teacher and steals the gun.

Spalec
Apr 16, 2010

Sexual Aluminum posted:

The one guy from world of warcraft that everyone kills? What?

Gammon is the new insult for middle ages jowelly white dudes who get pink in the face when yelling about immigrants/ "PC gone mad"



Hilariously, they're normally the same people who call everyone snowflakes and too sensitive and are losing their poo poo over this insult, calling it racist and unironically comparing it to calling a black person the N word.

Spalec
Apr 16, 2010
Fuckin' :lol: if you use Celsius or Fahrenheit. Kelvin is the one true scale.

Its 304°K/315°K with humidity outside right now btw, which is too hot.

Spalec
Apr 16, 2010

Yawgmoth posted:

Doing things the libs want everyone to do to own the libs

I'm pretty sure if Obama and Hilary both did a PSA on why you shouldn't eat lightbulbs you'd get angry conservatives shovelling them into their mouths to be contrary.

Spalec
Apr 16, 2010


Like, unironically agree to banning all those songs so I don't have to hear them for the 80,000th time every time I enter a store.

Spalec
Apr 16, 2010


The child from the Amber alert was found murdered. By her father. And he was located and arrested because of the Amber alert.

:qq: But what about the slight inconvenience it provided to meeeee :qq:

She's since deleted her entire account, presumably because everyone called her a self centered heartless bitch.

Edit: GODDAMMIT BEATEN BY 2 MINUTES.

Spalec has a new favorite as of 19:03 on Feb 15, 2019

Spalec
Apr 16, 2010

The little frustrated wiggle of the cursor when they click the wrong thing really makes this.

Spalec
Apr 16, 2010

Push El Burrito posted:

I'm happy for her and I hope she rides her big dick to superstardom.

If not, there's plenty of people willing to ride it for her.

Me included.

Spalec
Apr 16, 2010

GreenMetalSun posted:

I know it’s from pages ago, but what’s up with those people freaking out about the MK women? They just look... normal, and they’re all conventionally attractive. Absolutely none of them look like men. What’s causing this? Do these guys have brains so rotten from watching anime that anything that isn’t lolicon no longer reads as feminine to them?

The female Characters Kharacters two games ago were dressed like this:



Now are dressed like this:



Apparently this is basically a Burka and evidence of evil SJW censorship or something. The dumbest thing is, the second one is still somewhat sexualized, but just doesn't look like a porn parody knockoff.

Spalec
Apr 16, 2010

Madrid, Spain :allears:

I really hope Brexit leads to all these immigrants "expats" :airquote: being thrown out of Spain.

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Spalec
Apr 16, 2010
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