Comic Strip Megathread XVI: Winking Throwbacks to Retro Sexism

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EasyEW posted:

Crankshaft

drat that's a ~~fine~~ ~~reasonable~~ mediocre Delta IV Heavy.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2016 23:22

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 11:46

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FactsAreUseless posted:

Immigrants are an unstoppable destructive force. It is inevitable that they will ruin your entire way of life, and nothing can be done to prevent this. Any prophet who promises salvation is false.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who read it that way. Piraro sure is good at sticking both feet and a bit of his legs in his mouth.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 22:33

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Tiggum posted:

I don't understand this crimestoppers advice. In Australia, taxis have a meter that tells you what your fare is up to the whole time. You can watch it tick up as you travel. How does it work in America that they can somehow cheat you?

Taking longer routes to artificially drive the fare up when a shorter route would've worked just as well.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2016 03:16

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Countdown until we get strips memorializing Antonin Scalia begins now. Over/under on Dustin being the first one?

# ¿ Feb 14, 2016 01:52

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Geomancing posted:

Heavenly Nostrils

This seems inconvenient, yet logical.

Heading into a new story this week, we peer into the alternate universe where video game arcades haven't vanished. Anyone know of any around that aren't a Dave and Buster's?

There are a few here but they're not exclusively video games, they have things like foosball and stuff too.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2016 21:11

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RevKrule posted:

If you really like the Phantom as much as I do, you'll be crushed to know Paul Ryan has died.

At first I thought you were talking about the other Paul Ryan.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2016 19:33

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Uggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh. The first mention of a trans character, not even actually introduced yet, and the Evanses have already hosed it up in multiple ways.

I don't suppose anybody here would happen to have either of their official contact information? I don't want to turn into one of those old people who writes into newspapers to complain but some poo poo is worth griping about.

Tumblr of scotch fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Apr 8, 2016

# ¿ Apr 8, 2016 21:31

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Aardmania posted:

Heaven's Love Thrift Shop

I wish this comic updated every day. :allears:

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Also possibly Kevin Sorbo.

Wait what did Hercules do?

# ¿ Apr 12, 2016 09:38

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Julet Esqu posted:

Luann

It might all be worth it just for commentary from this knucklehead:

I didn't know Sheriff John Bunnell was a Luann fan.

# ¿ Jun 4, 2016 19:02

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Evil Mastermind posted:

e: that short sci-fi movie written by predictive text software has more natural dialog than this comic.

Go on.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 17:33

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Poil posted:

I know I'm going to regret asking, but what in the world is a "social justice warrior"? Is it something like a "nice guy" or a mens right activist?

It's edgy internet idiots' new term of choice for anyone who actually cares about social issues and/or about not being an rear end in a top hat.

# ¿ Jun 17, 2016 00:13

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Manuel Calavera posted:

Bizarro

gently caress you, Piraro.

# ¿ Jul 23, 2016 05:05

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SomeMathGuy posted:

Pearls Before Swine

Gotta hand it to Pastis for giving Pig the right gun.

# ¿ Jul 23, 2016 07:06

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JaggerMcDagger posted:

Go gently caress yourself, Scott Adams

# ¿ Aug 20, 2016 08:05

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Manuel Calavera posted:

Dilbert

Goddamnit, I laughed at a Dilbert. :negative:

# ¿ Aug 21, 2016 22:27

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WickedHate posted:

Despite Scott Adams being a garbage fire, Dilbert is consistently funny eight times out of ten. Really, I think Scott Adams' garbage fire-yness came about from an over inflated ego thanks to people sucking his dick over how smart and insightful he is for being able to string together daily jokes about office culture.

Usually I just find it intensely bland, but buzzwords + Lewis Carroll is apparently a good way to make me smile.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 00:04

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Aardmania posted:

Judge Parker

Oh come on, the Judge Parker writers can get away with saying tits, but Dana can't call her comic Heavenly Nostrils?

# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 09:39

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Well good. Otherwise I'd be very cross at their double standard. :mad:

# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 09:57

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Selachian posted:

Pros and Cons

That doesn't even rhyme, Defoe, hand in your Crosby and/or Sinatra badge. :mad:

# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 20:06

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How the hell did Ces manage to make Judge Parker of all strips into the first one I ctrl+f for on a new page

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 05:12

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Manuel Calavera posted:

Bizarro

Well you're just on a roll, aren't you Dannyboy. I hope it continues right off a cliff. In conclusion,

Serious Cephalopod posted:

Eat my queer rear end, peraro.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 23:29

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Manuel Calavera posted:

Bizarro

The rare good Bizarro, and a Good Dog.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 17:50

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BigglesSWE posted:

I think bizarro is mostly ok, doesn't it have the goon seal of approval?

It swings between smug vegan, some gizmo, and lately, "how about that LGBT community, eh? eh?"

# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 21:06

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Selachian posted:

Pros and Cons

Apparently Mr Cicero and I share a birthday.

# ¿ Sep 27, 2016 00:04

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I keep hearing the bald guy in JP as the bald Cajun guy from Splinter Cell: Double Agent.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 05:25

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Vaishino posted:

That or Dom DeLuise.

It's clearly Rip Torn.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:28

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bean_shadow posted:

Enough with this poo poo, Stephen. It got old years ago.

If you mean the self-deprecating final panel I agree but the pun strips are the only reliably good thing about Pearls. :colbert:

# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 17:35

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Green Intern posted:

Joke's on you Piraro - this looks loving radical.

_{gently caress you, Piraro}

No kidding, kid me would've loved to run around in a spacesuit.

poo poo, so would adult me.

# ¿ Nov 15, 2016 00:54

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My Lovely Horse posted:

"Here is my email and number, written down by hand on a piece of paper, which I carry with me."

I carry pen and paper with me

# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 07:03

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Dr. Dos posted:

Am I misremembering Bizarro as being good? I don't remember it always being full of "These people are bad because they are doing an inconsequential thing I don't like"

No, it did used to be good. There was a time when it was just general surrealist humor. These days it's just smug hipster superiority with the occasional "LGBT people sure are funny, amirite?"

# ¿ Dec 11, 2016 01:28