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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Crit: the Beach Boys suck, but Pacific Ocean Blue is pretty good, so you're on the right track! thanks for the crit and yes the beach boys are very bad
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heres some crits so sh can stop being sad about nobody liking the beach boys bringmyfishback who i think is now Fleta Mcgurn quote:There are a lot of positives to working in the Costume Department yeah this is an awful way to start holy poo poo. like its hard to explain why but its like a combination of no concrete image w/ a well why do i care about how nice work in the costume department. it also has the issue with "wait why are you starting with how nice everything is thats not v interesting". For one, you don't have to wear the normal employee uniform of t-shirt and shackles hahaha wacky shackles!!; you can sport one of the costumes on display. You have to pay for it yourself, but I've been working here so long that I own one of every costume that's ever hit the discount bin. WHY THE gently caress DID YOU WRITE A SETUP TO AN INTERESTING STORY AND THEN loving END IT WHERE IT GOT INTERESTING. I WANT TO SEE THEM FIGHT DEMONS I WANT TO SEE INTERESTING THINGS WHY DO YOU HATE ME WHAT DID I DO TO YOU??? so my advice for you is to 1) get to the conflict as soon as loving possible and 2) don't make your character just saying "ok yeah sure" without any conflict or resistance or anything because that is boring as gently caress Sarkimedes holy poo poo... a conflict in the first couple paragraphs??? character motivations??? personalities??? i think i just loving died ok so just formatting wise uhhh please double space between every line break its just really really annoying to read the way you formatted it. like i know manuscript form doesnt do that but when posting on a forum its just better. yeah this is cute i like the conflict so far but it feels a little flat. like, you say they hadn't sold anything in for two years but i wouldve liked to see that, and also wouldve liked to see them actually change the signs to point away from their section instead of just being told that they did that (also, me as a reader already assumed that the people changed the sign when he said that all the signs pointed the wrong direction so maybe you dont even need to tell the reader that they did that) this is probably a bit too dialogue heavy. it's not terrible dialogue but its not especially engaging. it gets the point across but doesn't like *pop* or draw me super in. its not bad so i guess thats a good thing??? yeah thats' definitely the problem here -- everything's told to us through dialogue. every action someone takes is given to us in retrospect and we just see the reactions that people have to actions instead of seeing the actions themselves. makes me feel cold and distant. ok this is like a p decent story that i dont like want to fling myself off a bridge so good work i guess. but like, with there being like no real action (things happen, but they happen off screen and people just tell us that stuff happened), its not super engaging. you got a real nice start though, since the conflict is kinda silly but also treated with enough respect that it was enjoyable without taking the piss out of itself. i just wanted a little something more, it has a narrative arc, but not an emotional arc. why do bern and larry care so much for the order in their section? what does it mean to them? i know it's important to them but like... why? also i dont think larry is really needed since he's just kinda there, and then that would give you some space to flesh out bern or possibly sam's character more. Blastinus i dont recognize your name and all the new newbies have gotten crits now so im giving u one too quote:Of all the possible positions at Voidmart, Shipping and Receiving had been nearer to the bottom on Geoff Thurman’s list. Not even the returns desk would have been above him. At least then he’d be able to talk to someone. But this department…well, he had a tablet computer, and all it did was chirp out work orders. ok i dont hate this first paragraph but maybe my standards have just lowered but like it sets up a relatively ok conflict (i dont like this place). its not like a good first paragraph since its p weak and not all that interesting but hey it works for now this wasnt godawful either so congrats i guess! but still some pretty annoying issues. first of all -- get to the point. too much time was spent on the buildup, get to the conflict which was trying to move the dinosaur around to the other section. get that going as soon as possible, putting in a few details that we need for the setting and then there u go its more interesting already! but like this is kinda one of those stories that like is just kinda there to be like a fun little tale that i dont take it seriously, but it lacks that bit to make me really invested. i mean geoff doesnt have like a super big personality cause hes just basically doing his job. also that ending was lame cause i was like... what happens now??? he just dropped a crate holding a trex! like, that's sure to cause a whole bunch of problem. hell, that seems like a bigger problem then what geoff had in the beginning of just trying to move the dinosaur. maybe that needs to be done in a longer story but like as it stands it just kinda ends with yep oh welllllllllllllll. Beige alright, conflict established quickly if a little vaguely not a bad ol' start if i do say so myself. that fourth paragraph really confused me w/ its pronouns i dont like that quote:She appeared to give a small surveillance dronelet a slight nod before leading Alexandra along the broad aisle, leaving the plethora of electronic creatures in their wake. did she appear to? or did she just actually do it? why is a woman rapping what/???? quote:From the distance came the sounds of a commotion. A crash of metal and breaking glass followed by desperate screaming. cut "the sounds of a commotion," and make it just "From the distance came the sound of the crash of metal..." and find a way to make the sentence work w/o the sound of im 2 lazy to figure it out myself hmmm i dont rly like how this story has shifted. it seemed to have started with Alexandra wanting a friend and Harmony like manipulating her into just accepting whatever, but now its all about Harmony dealing w/ some weird monster. also im gonna predict that Alexandra and Harmony become friends. i really have no idea whats going on theres like a reality field wtf is a reality field did this become like a really lovely horror game? your shifting perspectives again -- it started with Alexandra then Harmony and now Alexandra -- please keep it consistent wtf happened to this story i was all for a happy go lucky story about finding a friend and now its all like super angsty and melodramatic i dont get it i dont understand im so lost and confused i have no loving clue what this story was supposed to be about and i really cannot comprehend my reality at this moment i need to lay down for a little and try to stop myself from screaming thanks maybe dont make ur nice little story about a little girl trying to make a friend turn into one where people have existential terror in some hellverse because theyre a witch ok cool thanks.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2016 20:32 |
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2016 11:01 |
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proof of submission: 242 words Twittering Machines edited out flerp fucked around with this message at 19:45 on Nov 14, 2016 |
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Week 222: Deliver Us From Bad Prompting Twittering Machine by Paul Klee So if you didn't know, this inspired my little story. It's cool, I like it a whole bunch, and it's in a little style called Surrealism. Maybe you heard of it. We had a Surrealism week once. It was awful. We're doing Surrealism again because it won me last week, but we're doing things a little bit differently. First of all, let's talk about Surrealism. Surrealism is loving awesome. I love it. It attempts to link the unconscious and the conscious, inspired by the ideas of Freud and Jung, and is something you should definintely look up just because it's a lot of fun. For writing, though, there's two things I love about Surrealism. The importance of the image and the dream logic. If you know me, I love images. Surrealism pushes that even further and says that you should focus on startling us. That's cool. Surprise us, but don't just surprise us with random crap. Surprise us with a weird logic. Everything should make sense in the weirdest way possible. Think of how dreams work and try to emulate that in your story. But rememeber, THERE IS STILL A LOGIC. I don't want a bunch of monkey cheese bullshit thrown in my face. Be smart. Please. If you have any questions, feel free to ask me in this thread (itt) or in irc. Just, please, don't be wacky or crazy for its own sake. Find a reason for it. And before you say "I just don't get Surrealism," early Walt Disney is basically Surrealism so, actually yes, you already get Surrealism If you're looking for some good example of Surrealism, I recommend reading some James Tate (especially How the Pope is Chosen) It's poetry, but they'll give you a good idea of what Surrealism attempts to do. Remember though, a story has a character that wants a thing and does things to get the thing!!!! Also, to give you a little bit of inspiration, I'll be giving every one of you a song. They won't have lyrics, so they might be a bit difficult to write to, but basically all I'm looking for is for me to listen to your story and read your story and for me to nod and say "Yeah this fits the story well enough." Also, I like these songs so plz dont make fun of them tia!!! Word Count: 750 Sign-up Deadline: November 4 11:59PM PST Submission Deadline: November 6 11:59 PM PST Judges: Me, flarp! SkaAndScreenplays Chili Entrants: a new study bible! ThirdEmperor Fuubi ZeBourgeoisie - flash rule: someone in your story needs to learn when to keep their mouth shut sparksbloom The Cut of Your Jib Beige Hawklad vintagepurple Thranguy Moxie Crab Destroyer newtestleper kurona_bright Entenzahn Jay W. Friks llamaguccii Daeres Some Strange Flea Tyrannosaurus BeefSupreme widespread Baleful Osmium Sea Fleta Mcgurn Fuschia tude Maigius Okua TapTheForwardAssist Djeser Ironic Twist (30) flerp fucked around with this message at 07:34 on Nov 3, 2016 |
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ZeBourgeoisie posted:Hey guys, this week seems like a good one to share this little game I came up with. Feel free to use it for inspiration. flash rule: someone in your story needs to learn when to keep their mouth shut
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2016 17:37 |
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a new study bible! posted:Sign up post https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ql8K3KJyWgY https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2PzP7REU2o0 Fuubi posted:Color me muffins and drink me some blue! I am in! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uvug9_xljlY ZeBourgeoisie posted:Yeah sure in. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bhO4BdvHrjs https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J4rwPoRITlI https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EBhFHJMVfiI https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dWE0nlhpdq8
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2016 17:53 |
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llamaguccii posted:In. Congrats, Flerp. XD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbOqFrTrFR0 Daeres posted:In. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSmYollY_X8 Some Strange Flea posted:I was hesitant this week but those music choices are really getting me pumped the gently caress up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_moHXjH7pc
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2016 20:54 |
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sry missed you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZuI3ZkCHfs
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2016 20:58 |
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Beige posted:I'll say it right out: I don't understand surrealism in the same way I don't understand jazz music. I can recognise it when I read/hear it and even appreciate it but when it comes to picking up the pen/saxophone it's apparent that the methods of producing it are beyond me. like i said, tate's a good starting point to see how he utilizes images and a weird, but present, logic (the pope poem if you're interested http://aspenanomie.tumblr.com/post/241861939). an example of a short story could also be A Very Old Man With Enormous Wings (http://www.jonescollegeprep.org/ourpages/auto/2014/1/29/42934518/A_Very_Old_Man_With_Enormous_Wings_pdf.pdf), which even though its usually classified as magical realism, i'd consider surrealism for the purposes of this prompt. but basically what im looking for is startling image(s) and an odd, but consistent, logic that is also a relatively complete story (for 750 words) with characters/plot/all that noise. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnHGbWYzHz0
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2016 21:38 |
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2016 21:51 |
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the nice off: chili vs sebmojo 500 words on "im the nicest motherfucker around." must be a fable (aka animals and has a moral at the end). winner gets to be courteous and let the other person judge due tuesday 11/1 11:59pm PST flerp fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Nov 1, 2016 |
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widespread posted:IN for surrealism shenanigans. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_mO0h1bwac Baleful Osmium Sea posted:Enough lurking. Time to be writing. In. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUlAytznxn4 Fleta Mcgurn posted:IN IN IN although I know I'm gonna err on the side of being too self-consciously wacky. But whatever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q09KoR7g018
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2016 02:38 |
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X23Fzs1QBZA Maigius posted:IN! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy0aEj85ifY my cat is norris posted:ENCOURAGEMENT: I can't join in this week; however, I look forward to reading everything that's being written for Flerp's cool prompt. im not
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 01:50 |
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Sitting Here posted:hey thanks for the crits
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 02:01 |
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nice brawl judgmentChili posted:The Heron and The Beaver sebmojo posted:The spider and the fly anyways these are both alright and are p close to each other but im gonna give it to sebmojo because he made me laugh out loud (or lol as its known in some circles) once in his story that was supposed to be funny so thats an achievement. so everyone please welcome Chili to the judge team!!!!!
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 07:36 |
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Okua posted:I'm in for some surrealism. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFpIMLL9V0c
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 18:52 |
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6THFGWLEn7w Djeser posted:Greetings from IRL Voidmart, and in https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P-EKQp4Hedk Ironic Twist posted:in, might as well https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W7llAsIH5SY
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 05:07 |
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SkaAndScreenplays posted:Thanks for the crit Seb dont respond to crits no one cares why u wrote bad write good next time
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2016 02:32 |
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signups are closed! i advise you all to reread the prompt post and this post to see what i want! i look forward to you all disappointing me!
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2016 18:13 |
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i forgot to say this but please link your song in your submission post it helps make our friendly archivist's job just that little bit easier!
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2016 01:33 |
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2 hours until submission close!
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 07:01 |
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submissions close
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 16:48 |
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Sitting Here posted:please read DM but 4 serious yes do this
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 21:12 |
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ZeBourgeoisie posted:
theres a preview button before you post use it
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 21:33 |
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Week 222 Results (i cant believe they got rid of :bernget: im so mad) So, this wasn't a hard week to judge. Surprisingly, we were all unanimous in our winner and loser picks, and most of our DMs were mostly just us saying "yeah, this was bad, but not as bad as the other ones" so good work I guess guys. I, and my judges, should have crits up soon enough, so we'll go more in depth there. Now, let's get on with the mentions! First off, let's start with the cream of the poo poo crop, the Loser of Surrealism Week 2.0: Say a nice hello for Moxie! You made a poor mistake writing a meta story with a head judge that hates meta stories, but that's okay because apparently the other judges do too. Pro tip: next time instead of winking at me and saying "dang there sure is a lot of exposition" maybe cut that exposition instead. Unfortunately for the next people, they just barely missed out on getting a new AV, but they still deserve a little bit of recognition for how bad they are by earning a Dishonorable Mention: First we have ZeBourgeoisie! He earned the pretty brown bar next to his name by having an awful protagonist and a confusing twist ending. While not as terrible as the loser or some of the other DMs, it was still a chore to read and annoying to finish. I would not recommend this one. Next up is Maigius! While there were a bunch of stories that interpreted Surrealism as "a bunch of random poo poo I came up with" this is one that was aggravating and annoying to read. There was no logic or anything to grasp in this despite jumping around constantly alongside a lovely ending. I wanted to figure out what you were trying to say, but I realized, you didn't even know what you were saying to begin with. Then we got BeefSupreme! Your plot was "lady returns some cufflinks, oh yeah and the guy was a vampire who like makes your feet blurry or something idk". You waste half your words talking about how effortlessly a lady gets to talk to a guy and then there's a talking fish. You had one good line ("Beyond that, how should I know? I live in an aquarium.") which might've spared you from the lose. And last, and certainly not least, TheCutofYourJib earns a special Judge Fiat DM from yours truly! Take solace that I was apparently the only one of the judges that actively hated your story, but my judges were still confused as to what you were saying. Every sentence in this was a labor to read due to how overwritten each line was. I have no clue what you were talking about in this story. I don't want to go back and reread because I feel like I have to spend a minute trying to decipher each sentence. I hated this one and if I was a cruel dictator this one would've lost, but alas, we can't all get what we want. Remember though, losing and DMing are much higher honors than being failures, so let's take a moment to shame Crab Destroyer, Beige, newtestleper, kurona_bright, Daeres, Some Strange Flea, Fleta Mcgurn, and Djeser. Let's not forget about Crab Destroyer, though, who must now pony up to the good 'Tax man if he wants to post in our good forum again. Ok, now that's through, we get to some Honorable Mentions: Please, give a round of applause for Tryannosaurus! You wrote a successful humor story, which, while I didn't have it for an HM, my other two judges did, and since you made me have a light chuckle, I'm pleased to give you this award in And, for a surprise even for me, we have Entenzahn! While I didn't have it initially as an HM, one of my judges brought up how your narrator sounded a lot like the narrator from the game your song is from. Couple that with a pretty solid story that I enjoyed reading but wasn't too enthralled by, you squeak by with an HM. But you earned it nonetheless. And now, for the grand finale, we have a well deserved Winner: Please, welcome sparksbloom to the main stage! This was a great story, using Surrealism to enhance her themes and characters to great effect. While I felt a little disappointed (and I really do mean a little) in the ending, we were all unanimous in saying that this was deserving of the crown, and you should wear it with pride, unless you blow up. Thank you all, this was quite a show, and if I can leave you with one little piece of advice, it's this: Surrealism isn't just a random crap thrown into the reader's face. And with my job done, please, take it away sparks!
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 00:04 |
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Surreal crits TapTheForwardAssist So in irc when i started reading this on wednesday night, i told everyone to look at your story and told them to do the exact opposite of what you did here. So, first of all, comma splices. You use commas like theyre periods and its so annoying. I hate this because it’s a bunch of random poo poo sprewn about with no regard to any actual coherence or logic. Yes surrealism blah blah blah but this isnt actually a dream or have any logic its just “i wonder what weird poo poo i can put together” a cat whose fur is an orange peel and has ice cream for eyes. I can do weird poo poo too but that doesnt actually mean anything. The beauty of surrealism is how the absurdity WORKS, how it makes sense to the author, and thus, to us. When i read this, i only see you trying to just say weird poo poo without taking into consideration what your weird poo poo MEANS. But this isnt a story. Like, you tell us at the end it’s the last thought of a dying soldier, but like, it has no meaning. The rotten cherries are because the gas that killed this man smells like rotten fruit. But this has no meaning to the soldier. I don’t know poo poo about him except that he’s a dying soldier. There’s no plot either. It’s you saying “Something is wrong” over and over and over again but never expanding on it. I don’t gain anything from this. You could’ve just made your story three words: “Something is wrong” and that would’ve been just as a meaningful. My teacher said something really insightful this last week: "the issue with using repetition sometimes is that the repetition can say the same thing, which is frustrating as a reader. When repetition works, it's when the repeated phrase or word takes on new meaning." And that's the problem here. The phrase doesn't take on new meaning. Also gently caress your ending info dump. The music interpretation is fine, tho a little on the nose but w/e. Jay W. Friks Its lame that i gave you such an awesome song and you wrote me a letter instead. Sure i dont hate the letter format, but i sure as hell don’t think it fits this song at all, but oh well. The issue here is that you have a lot of absurd images and ideas, but they don’t come together to form a meaningful whole. There’s a lot of odds ideas, clocking in on the abacus, puppies running in, being scared of the puppies, etc etc, that on their own may seem good or neat or surreal, but they’re put in with a scattershot approach, with you thinking “well, sure if you dont like this image its okay because ive got twenty more where that came from!” The issue, though, is that since you don’t actually linger on any of the images and your plot is basically “hey, can i get a promotion?”, nothing really occurs or is given any emphasis. It’s just “heres this image, here’s this image, here’s this image” but you never go beyond that and try to explain what the images mean. Vintagepurple If, for some reason, peoples’ thoughts before they die are a loving theme this week, im gonna be pissed. This has very similar issues to TapTheForwardAssist’s, in that while it does have some bizarre images (and I think the images here work better than the ones in TapTheForwardAssist’s because they are coherent and make some kind of sense while still being odd), we don’t really learn anything from this story. We just learn, yep, this was the last thoughts that a dude had before he died, and nothing really meaningful was gleaned from this fact. I don’t really learn much about the dead dude except he died. Why did he think of butterflies and a flying dolphins? gently caress if I know! The music interpretation is good tho, the song fits nicely with the story. Okua Please, for the life of me, put double spaces between each line. It just looks so much better to read. I have a sick-addled brain, but im having a tough time grasping your images. I feel like there’s like a few key words missing or a vague pronoun in each of them that keeps me from fully understanding the images. For a surreal piece, that’s a huge deal. For some reason, I found myself really starting to enjoy this by the last half of the piece. While I was like w/e for the first half since it was rly just like trying to find its footing in the surrealism, when it started to have the birds crack out of their shells from the pickaxes, that birds are like ore, that was cool, but I think that could’ve been pushed further to derive some more meaning from it. While I liked the ending, I felt it was a tad bit too easy and too… quick? It didn’t feel deserved to me, as I felt like I didn’t learn much of Sarah and the narrator and the birds that it didn’t feel as meaningful as I think it was supposed to. Basically, cut the first half and work towards your ending. Solid work, though, as it got going near the end. ZeBourgeoisie You know, I deliberately chose this song because of its fast pace and I wanted to see how someone would use it in their story. A garage sale type thing seems like an awful choice. Hmmm yes I really do like this protagonist who took his friend’s jar that was from his Grandma’s, this is the kind of guy i want to read more about (I dont). Boobtube? (ok thats a thing i guess) Please, dont ever say in a story “it’s hard to describe.” like, i would only reserve that to like dialogue i would never ever ever use that in prose or anything ever. So I guess this another one of those Sixth Sense ending stories where the protag was in a painting the whole time or he became a painting or…... Idk. I feel like, i think, maybe that this guy was a painting the whole time but then… why could he be given the vase? What is even happening? This is just… frustrating. It’s a story where i feel like the whole point of it was its surprise ending but i dont even know what the surprise is. I don’t like twist endings to begin with, but this is just frustrating. I can’t make sense of what you were trying to say, your protag is just plain unlikable, and while some of your descriptions were nice, the story, the ending, everything, they don’t come together to be anything enjoyable. The Cut of Your Jib I like the opening lines. Doesn’t really fit with the music imo but w/e. I don’t like how you missed an apostrophe s on the our in the beginning paragraph. Then I’m lost. We got fire and glass and ram’s eyes and life and……. I have no context. You really have to work on keeping your prose from getting too florid. I can see what your trying to say but im also just lost. I dont know what the hell is happening even though i feel like you know what your trying to say. I’ve read some of your other ones, like the lighthouse one, and you get too caught up in your prose to recognize that a reader needs some space to fully understand the story. Like look at this line dude quote:The lie of the stream reveals its truth in molten rivulets that build upon themselves until I can’t hold the fiery mane on my shoulders and am borne down into the mouth. What the gently caress does this mean??? “The lie of the stream” “molten rivulets” “fiery mane” like fuckkkk i cant process all of this. You can maybe give me like one or two of these lines in a story but its just a series of dense, hard to process images that i cant link together. This is frustrating. Oh man you were getting somewhere the mom was there and i was feeling something and you said “does blue weigh more than green” and aghhhhh. quote:bituminous miasma No stop this right now stop these words i want to get off this is dense, but not in the good way. Its just, way too much, each line is an ordeal to read, filled with a bunch of strange and, at times, strained language. Like, im not saying its bad that your writing is dense, but when its too dense, you dont give your reader any time to process what’s happening. I couldn’t, for the life of me, figure this out and it’s because of that issue. You may give me a dense phrase, but they spatter among a few simpler phrases for me to be able to understand what the hell your story is about. But it’s like, i get one sentence in, and if i try to process exactly what that sentence is saying, it’ll take me like a minute. I have to do that for every minute dude. That’s a lot, and it’s a lot of thinking. I don’t have the brain for that. I’m sorry. I just plain hate this. Fuubi Some light hearted surrealism. Im okay with this, this has been way too dark for me even tho i gave you all the funniest poem to read as an example you jerks. Anyways Ok ill be honest here i dont know a lot about pickles here and im not gonna look up any pickle stuff rn And another pickaxe in two stories? This is like a really interesting Thunderdome Jungian collective consciousness kind of thing. Plz dont use the word dank unless ur talking about weed (and dont really use that word in that context either) quote:Looking at the ghouls also made him remember that they were the ones who had placed him in the pickle to begin with, and he also realized that they had a tendency to eat human flesh. Man, i was kinda feeling this story in like a “ok ill play along” kind of manner but then this just killed the mood. It was just like, idk, made everything stop working. Welp that just ended. I can feel the song in this tho a little bit and it is a bit tougher of a song to work with. One of my judges had this for a DM, and while I don’t think this is a good story, hell I’d even say bad, I think why this works despite being not great is its sincerity. If you can channel this energy more into your stories, your stories will be a joy to read. So, even if this wasn’t a great story, it landed higher because of how much I feel like you liked the story and how that was translated into the story. So, in that sense, this is a good story. Keep it up and work on your craft and you’ll be getting better! sparksbloom Ok so this is what I was really interested in. i wanted to see how people would approach songs like these since theyre weird as gently caress (but i love ‘em so much anyways) quote:I couldn’t be sure who she meant: me or the bomb. No. dont do that. Leave it unsaid. Huh, i think this is the one i like the most so far, esp for how it does surrealism. As in, there’s a bizarre image and idea -- building a bomb that runs with love -- but is expanded upon in the story and isnt just a hodgepodge of random images that the author came up with. There’s emotion in this, but i get a feeling of disappointment and im not sure why. I almost wouldve felt better if the bomb blew up because he did stop loving her… maybe even realizing that it was him that fell out of love and not her. Maybe that’s what you were going for, or trying to imply, but the ending as it is, I don’t feel like the guy will keep loving her forever. But then again, love being a bomb, it’s a great analogy. This is a solid story, the best so far, that really works with the Surrealism and uses it to be something meaningful. I just think the ending is flubbed a little bit. But other than that, there’s not a lot to complain about. The emotions felt real, the metaphor of two people building the bomb was surreal while also being easy acceptable, and with a couple more drafts, this could be an even more awesome piece! Still, excellent work. Thanks for writing a good story to one of my favorite songs tho. Moxie Please, don’t have a story where your protagonist says “i dont think my parents are really human” and have the parents be actual non-human creatures because if you do im gonna be so so so mad. Ok, well, credit where credit is due, you didn’t do that at least. “Zany antics” oh god this is a story im going to hate huh? Oh god this self awareness is painful I will say im def not the audience for meta jokes. I write meta sometimes, but i just dont like things were people are like “why is everyone expositing” when i can feel the writer like winking at me. It’s like, yes, it is exposition. Being aware of the exposition doesn’t make the fact that it’s exposition go away. Yes, im salty. Yup i hate this a whole bunch! Its just meta on top of meta and it even has a corny ending that is so completely undeserved. I’m not a fan of sitcoms, myself, but even then, this was a bad sitcom because it felt forced. The ending felt forced, the “wackiness” felt forced, your main character’s straight man character felt forced. It committed one of the worst sins a story can make, and that is, it tried to be funny and wasnt funny. Too much dialogue, not enough story, forced emotions, this isnt great. Heck, it’s even bad! It’s unfortunate, but I hope you take this loss as a learning experience. Thranguy Oh man i love drowning! quote:It tasted like licorice and autumn and static electricity. Take out static electricity, it doesnt fit well with “tasted” This is similar to Okua, in that the beginning is you fumbling around with a bunch of images, trying to find the one that hits its mark. Then, you finally reach it with the Grackle and it starts to take on some life and meaning rather than just being a slideshow of images. The issue, though, is that the emotional impact you want from that moment isnt really there since we never see Billy, never see why Billy is so important to the narrator, and the beginning could’ve been much better served setting that up rather than the protag just being “yeah i was sad”. Yeah I don’t have much to add here, I think that was the big issue. Billy isn’t given the development for me to feel like he’s important as the story tells me he is. Music is good tho Ironic Twist That second paragraph -- it’s some good writing, but for what purpose? It gets really the same idea across as “Clicking the button in the cradle made it hurt worse”. It’s a bunch of words to say something you already said. Did you slip into second person for some reason? Yeah i dont get this? I guess the empty crib means a baby died or something but other than that i cant really glean any other meaning from this. Like, it’s some good writing, the images are coherent, but their meaning is vague and hard to notice. It doesn’t help that your images are spent reiterating the same ideas that the whole story is basically “dude sits there for a while, then cuts off (what i think is) his arm”. Yeah and then you end with grief and pain and its like wtf is the grief and pain we dont see that i dont know what the hell youre talking about! I kinda forgot about this story, which is sort of an issue with a Surrealism week, in that when everyone’s trying to surprise each other, it stops being a surprise. I just think the issue here is that 1) the backstory isn’t very clear and 2) there’s not enough movement or energy in this piece. Tyrannosaurus I love this song a whole bunch so plz dont disappoint me. Huh ok, this was uhhhh a story that happened. Its funny but not like haha funny more like light chuckle funny. It fits the music well i think, but i just found it lacking a bit. I liked the first paragraph a bit but then it seemed like it was just trying to set up that, yes, all the pigs are people, and all of them are undercover PETA agents. We got that rather quickly. But you kept having to tell us that. And then you were going on tangents about how they were furries and poo poo but like… that never came up meaningfully in your story, it was just a dumb side joke that could’ve been spent developing the plot. Like, I would’ve liked to see more. How do they react to the fact that meat, is in fact, murder? Idk. It’s a punchline when it can be a premise. I think this can be pushed further but in no way did I think it was a bad story, meaning I could easily HM it. Entenzahn Whisky, Colt .45’s, this is like gonna be some surreal western or noire? Hmmm ok this can be an interesting inversion. Huh this was… kinda interesting? While not as well written as something like Twist’s, I think it worked better as a story. I guess the problem i have is i dont really understand why the gun needs to shoot. And, since my interpretation is that the protag shot this lady who was prob like a lover or something, and he feels an intense amount of guilt that he becomes trapped in this weird void, i dont see why the protag actually shot the lady then. But, I think the images are done well in such a way that they enhance the story rather than dominate the piece and prevent it from getting towards any meaning. But i still find this piece lacking in some ways… i think i wish i understood exactly why the protag is in the position he is in. Overall though, I think the thing I didnt bring up in the crit was that you established the mood nicely, which is why when Chili brought up the Bastion comparison, I started liking this story more. Bastion has a great mood and so does this, and you nail that same kind of mood, which is what pushed this over the edge. a new study bible! Huh, this was cool. I liked the premise and ideas here, but there was a few confusing bits, like him jumping into the red chute and then trying to get out of the red chute. I would’ve liked a different path to be followed when you started on about the green chute not opening, that’s when i was really starting to feel something, that Teddy had to keep throwing away all of those perfectly good animals, i think you can expand on that and take it in an interesting direction. The ending for me didnt really work here, since i dont really get it. It’s just… why does he go down the chute and then want to come back up? Its a weird leap that feels like a surrealist leap and more like an author saying “i have to get this guy down here” leap. Yeah, I wanted to love this story given the way you start, but I feel like you need to move the ending in a different direction. It’s a cool and neat idea, but it’s not developed far enough. I wanted to care about Teddy, and I was so close to doing that, but the story pulls me out just too soon that it hurts me that I can’t like this story more. Fuschia tude Its interesting that a lot of you are going for animals that are mechanical. Ok the leap (lol) from the frog to the girl is uhhh not very good in my opinion. I can see this working as a prose poem imo, but as a full story, not so much. I mean, the plot is mostly, the girl threw a frog out the window and now it plays at the bottom of a lagoon. I love the ideas here, some of the images are cool, but some of it is is odd (“Fish turned to metal splinters” seems off to me). I think there’s too much focus on the girl esp. for a piece this short. I think more time shouldve been spent on the frog, although theres an interesting interpretation to say that humans are fickle and dont care for the wonders of nature and that animals are more intune with this spectacle and can be entranced. With the frog being both mechanical (man-made) and also natural, i think you can hit on some cool themes and ideas. I think if you want to expand this from being less of a prose poem (which, for me, I have no issue with writing a prose poem) and to take it to more of a story style, then give the frog more agency and make a stronger conflict centralized on the frog. Unfortunately this is a flash fiction contest and not a prose poem contest, so it’s hard to judge to the rest. It’s not an incredible prose poem, but has the skeleton of a good one, so with some work, I can see this being a strong piece. Baleful Osmium Sea Opening paragraph is nice but a little overwrought. Overwritten (not as bad as Jib’s tho) What was the point of the child? Get rid of the sword? Why did the Knight throw himself? There’s some good images and ideas, but the meaning is muddled. Why does the Knight want to get to the Dragon? Seems like characters know a lot more than me which is frustrating. This can be really cool but it’s not there in this story with the combination of confusing motivations and the overwritten prose. Yeah this is like, an awesome Surrealism piece that’s trapped in a bunch of stone. You need to chisel away some of the excess, some of the unneeded stuff, and explain the really cool stuff such as 1) why the name of the dragon is taken 2) why the knight is made up of only a suit of armor and 3) why the dragon becomes a lord (and why that’s important). Like, I think about it, and it has some super cool poo poo in it, but it’s just too difficult to comprehend and I’m not given the right knowledge to really appreciate this story, unfortunately. ThirdEmperor Hell, Arizona. P. accuracte. “The folk beneath” beneath what? “Their” - who? Eh, i thought you were going somewhere but then it was just like “yeah the fish dude licked everything” which just isn’t that interesting. Yeah I don’t really have much else to say. I guess the intro was kinda interesting, with the people being on the other side of a permanently frozen lake but then, idk, you just wrote about a wacky fish person licking everything. The former was interesting in a spooky way, the latter was just kinda wacky, and they don’t work together. I would’ve liked to see one be expanded, and I would’ve prefered the people on the other side of the lake. Also, how does the music fit here? I guess the ice but I wanted the music, not the thumbnail, to be a part of the story. I love this song and I think it has great potential for a story. Maigius First line’s sentence construction is bad. Eh I don’t like Surrealism when it's like one person seeing things and nobody else sees it. Proofread. Yup, this is another random spattering of ideas w/ little development or meaning in these images. Proofread plz. Yeah uhhhh this was kinda random, its logic hard to grasp in a bad way, since it moves but moves in a dissatisfying way, where it just jumps around w/o any consistency. It’s just a chore to read and the images arent particularly engaging that I enjoy them. It’s just frustrating with very little gain. There’s no meaning to it, from what I can tell. It’s just lol stockbrokers I guess? BeefSurpreme What is its home? Ok, setting, but character? Plot? Conflict? Who cares? Nothing meaningful is happening, she’s just seeing Finn w/ no conflict or opposition. Vampire, talking fish, its Surrealism all right Yeah this was just odd. Like its a whole bunch of “I want to see Finn” with nothing in protag’s way, but then vampire! But then i dont get why the vampire is and since he just fucks up your feet. Your plot is god awful. Your character doesn’t really have a conflict besides “i need to return this thing” and even then, nothing gets in her way. Dudes just let her go into the bar and she sits down and then its like “OH poo poo HES A VAMPIRE” and shes like “nvm im good im gonna go home” and thats that. I can feel the music tho. llamaguccii This was a tough song. I shouldn’t have given it but I love melee too much. Phew this first paragraph has a lot, a lot, in it Yeah this has a lot of jumps -- maybe a bit too much jumping -- but it does make me want to go back and figure it out so maybe that means its ok? But im left feeling dissatisfied on the first read, its a little too incoherent and too rapid with its jumps. This frustrated in the same way Jibs did, but not as bad, as I think they were some comprehension I could muster, but idk, I wasnt super impressed with, even though there’s some unsettling aspects to this that I liked. With some cleaning up, I can see this working as a prose poem. Widespread dialogue punctuation is wrong (read this: http://litreactor.com/columns/talk-it-out-how-to-punctuate-dialogue-in-your-prose) I dont think you capitalize bricks but ill need to consult Chairchucker Fun fact: me, my bro, and my neighbors used to have Lego wars so this is bring back memories Firearms def shouldnt be capitalized Yeah this was fun + cute, but prose was rough. Really, that’s the whole jist of it. The plot’s silly and cute and I liked that because that can work, but you should probably get a line-by-line so you can work on your craft. Read more, write more, that’s what I always say. Hawklad Vague pronoun in opening line I hate it soooooo much Lil overwrought (was carboniferous rly needed?) Dont use bright-eyed thats a cliche phrase “The day everything changed” cut that No i get it, u dont have blood Hmmm this couldve been more interesting if you played w/ the relationship between the protag and the symbionts rather than the relationship between the protag and wife. The latter is just not that interesting in comparison. Song name drop but i kinda like it Huh -- i think i like this. Lost of cool images and like, it work in its Surrealism. I think approaching it from the protag’s relationship w/ the symbionts would’ve been more interesting but i liked this a whole bunch (addendum in the last paragraph im just transcribing some notes i wrote). It drives me to reread while it still feels satisfying on the first read. Ok well the beginning was not as good as the ending, so thats frustrating but the ending got interesting. I could have maybe seen this be an HM if the beginning was stronger since I really felt it was starting to jam with me near the end.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 00:55 |
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 19:54 |
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flash rule plz
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 18:54 |
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yea mine was accepted 2
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 19:46 |
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Reverse order crits so people who got skipped can get something at least Kaishai This feels awkward as a letter -- its somewhere in between actual prose and a person really writing a letter. Id like for it to go one way or the other, the voice seems to be going back and forth. How do you italics in a letter? I mean this is prob a email so idk what im even saying Ok, see things like quote:Thin rocks rose up out of the dirt. Only they were fingers, not rocks, Doesnt work in a letter because why did she say they were thin rocks? She knows they were fingers, so she would prob say something like “I thought they were thin rocks, but they were these hosed up fingers.” or at least, i feel like that’s how someone would say it. The whole description of the man coming out its just… idk, it has that same problem of feeling like an attempt at being prose while also still trying to be a letter. Yeah, like the dialogue doesnt make sense and lines like quote:My voice had that strangled-frog croak Angelea used to laugh at and spook me to hear again. makes sense in prose but in a letter… why is she talking about this detail when she’s talking about A LITERAL ZOMBIE TALKING TO HER. It doesnt make sense. Why didnt the girl just get the gently caress out of there like for real. A loving zombie showed up and shes like nah ill stay in this house wtf. Why is she telling this guy what happened? There’s some like kinda cool emotions here but like… the plot doesnt make a whole lot of sense. The story relied on your narrator believing a zombie monster thing and i dont really get why she does? The plot just needed the narrator to do it soooo she did. The letter format is p tacked on and this story is aching to be in an actual prose format then forced into a letter, i feel like. Trex This was an easy read but a little… insubstantial. It doesn’t really have a lot of motion in it or move anything past what it is. Soldier helps a baby out, writes a letter to it, says “don’t give up” but it’s not really anything more then that, huh? That’s a horrible thing, and I liked this for what it is, but I felt like there could’ve been more. I liked the character here a bit, he has a good voice, but I don’t feel like I learn much about the soldier or the girl or anything. Not a whole lot of development I guess. Ska Aka vague bullshit the story if youre doing something this short you need, you NEED, to be specific. This is meaningless because i dont know what youre talking about. “This war to come” -- dont explain what the war is. “Action” -- you dont say what action youre going to take. Who cares? Who is the girl he’s writing to? What’s any of this? I don’t see why I care and the vagueness doesnt give me anything else. Jay W. Friks This is real odd. Idk what it is but there’s jsut like weird statements that feel like… so bland for what they’re saying (I ran over your daughter like mannnn that should be so much stronger). Huh autism… that kinda helps this story but it still feels odd in a dissatisfying way. Still a dude talking about how he’s socially awkward is a bit too self indulgent for a letter written to the father of the daughter he’s killed. Like, cmon now. Uhhh huh. This was uhhh rough. I didnt like the parts where it was like the guy being like “im sad because im a socially awkward dude” because like… youre writing a letter to the father of the daughter you killed, but idk, there’s like some realness in this that hits… i guess the best way to put it is it hits me in an odd way that i dont know how i feel about this. I feel like it’s not great but there’s something here that genuinely makes me feel like hurt and there’s some rough poo poo in here. Idk what to say about this honestly. Thranguy Dialogue always feels weird to exist in a letter, you know? It makes sense as prose but in a letter, it just looks like something you wouldnt write that way. Youd just be like “yeah this dude said this” instead of an actual dialogue exchange. Also you both just slowly nodded in the dialogue… wait why are you saying you slowly nodded in a letter? Phew thats a lot of dialogue in a letter aint it. Oh so this is like gods i guess. Ok i c I guess i dont rly get this… its a lot of dialogue but like not with a good amount of context for me to understand like whats rly going on. Like ok i think its gods that are also liches and then the boss dad is coming back and hes gonna enslave ‘em and then there’s humans but the humans dont ever die for some reason but then there’s some dialogue between the gods andddddddddddddddd i think you needed to kind of run with one of those ideas instead of scattering them about because i dont rly know what youre trying to say. Hammer Bro. I really hate this kid voice its the most generic kid voice in existence. Yeah this kid voice is super obnoxious because its so clearly just the kid misinterpreting things but not in an interesting or clever way just an obnoxious way that it makes me have to work as a reader for no real reason. Oh its satan. That’s lame. This story is lame now. Why is Satan defending this little girl? What’s the point of this? Her parents die but then everyone else in the neighbor dies or maybe its the rapture or………. I dont get this. I dont get why it needs to be Satan. I don’t get why there needs to be a Cerberus (that’s Greek/Roman too they don’t have Cerberus in Judeo-Christian mythology I don’t think) so uhhhhh yeah this was very stupid! And not good either imo. a new study bible! i dont think i can ever accept dialogue in a letter now it just always makes me feel weird this guy seems uhhhhhhhh not v right in the head u know what i mean ok this is like kinda silly w/ some seriousness to it that's fun. i like the little like revelations you have in here, w/ us realizing he's going through Disneyland all the time so he can find his brother again after all these years. yeah idk i had a good time reading this, but the pacing is a little off and it feels like there's pockets of prose splattered in w/ some letter poo poo. it's alright tho.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2016 00:26 |
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im in with a platypus
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2016 07:40 |
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llamaguccii posted:In (Please give me a creature) :O
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2016 01:53 |
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Animal: Platypus Flash rule: Baffled by your own body. 1100 words The Fable of the Platypus http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=5279&title=The+Fable+of+the+Platypus flerp fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Dec 26, 2016 |
# ¿ Nov 20, 2016 22:15 |
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23rd century BC
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23rd century BC 973 words Listen to Me, Not the Flames http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=5299&title=Listen+to+Me%2C+Not+the+Flames flerp fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Dec 26, 2016 |
# ¿ Nov 28, 2016 05:11 |
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a new study bible! posted:Hey... so, uh, I know this isn't the place for this exactly, but fictionwar finalists are out, and I'm one of them. congrats!
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