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Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

I'm sort of excited that I can buy egg nog after January, but not like this...not like this.

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Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

deadly_pudding posted:

Holy poo poo that GIS is a goldmine



I'm definitely not from Philly.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers


gluten-free fried mushrooms and chocolate pudding?

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

gentle pete posted:

It's "Chocolate #protein nice cream and crunchy #grainfree cereal bites for a pre-car ride #veganbreakfast 💗 " and "Black bean "steak" over shredded green cabbage with sautéed peppers and onions and salsa for #vegandinner 👌"

Here are some more of her #vegan #recipes







There's no description for the last one so I'm going to assume it's some kind of cum cracker.

I have a terrible feeling this is supposed to be chicken parmesan.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

A Jupiter posted:

This play-doh looking burger and fries thing served on a bathroom mat




"I'd like a burger, hold the meat, and four french fries. Wrap the fries in newspaper, please"

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

:sever:

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

holy poo poo, they blurred out the Wal-Mart logo.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Hra Mormo posted:

Well you got eggs and onion right but the key ingredients are actually rice and ground liver. It's a liver casserole. The garnish I'm sad I ran out of was lingonberry jam. This is also the crappy version without raisins but eh, it was on sale.

Oh, so this isn't the good version of liver casserole. The one with raisins.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Well I know what my vegan friends are getting for Christmas.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Paladinus posted:

Reposting from the funny pictures thread.



My favorite part is "yummy, but with all sweets your chest starts to hurt, haha"

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

axolotl farmer posted:

Move past and hurl.

It's often harder on the pickle

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers


I can't quite figure out what this is.

probably shrimp.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Most bread is single pieces sliced into sections. Hotdogs are a piece of bread, sliced down the middle but not quite all the way. Still a sandwich.

Pizza is not a sandwich though but calzones might be.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

quote:

EDIT:


Ahh, a tasty plate of baby goatses

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers


Well, all of those things, prepared well, taste good. The only thing that bothers me about this is the portion size. Who eats three nuggets? Kids maybe?

If it's for kids, why the fancy plating? I think I'm just confused.

Edit: Wait, I've got it: this was ordered for a picky child at a fancy restaurant.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

I tried some today

They tasted good.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

diabeetz posted:

The Mac Daddy



I don't really know what this is but I want to eat it.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

PCOS Bill posted:

Remember guys comedy is a Safe Space Where You Never Approach Touchy Subjects So Everyone Feels Included And Safe

So why do you make the videos in your car?

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers


This is the exact face I'm making right now.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Stolen from yospos

https://gfycat.com/FavoriteKindheartedHypacrosaurus

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Picnic Princess posted:

Okay let's do this




That is a pretty entertaining buffet

Although if I arrived at a party and saw that I'd probably laugh, and then leave.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Sloppy joe sauce had a really gross flavor, like you dumped a bunch of corn syrup in chili.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers


guy's pizza the hut cosplay is on point

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Bubblyblubber posted:

Would so hard I would also die.

Living up to that username, buddy.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

There are easier ways to make yourself throw up, Snoo.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers


PLEASE PUT LITTER IN ITS PLACE: MCDONALD'S

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

MISTER EATER'S EATING EMPORIUM

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers


Ok, here's my theory. Someone, I am praying that it was a small child, wanted strawberry milk. So they got the Nestle's but they were out of milk. They made a logical leap that Mayonnaise was probably made of milk and maybe you could mix it with water and it'd be close enough. Then mom came in, saw the disaster, took pictures for the internet.

Anything else is unconscionable and I will not consider it.


DiomedesGodshill posted:



I don't know what I'm seeing. :iiam:


I don't know either, but it looks AMAZING!

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

A pizza is just a salad on a bread plate.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Bits of chicken fat. I know because that's pretty close to what my dinner looked like most of the time growing up.

I'm so sorry.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers


Someone's going to extract DNA from this and we'll have hotdogs running wild in the modern day

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers


Pretty good loss edit but in the last panel the guy should be laying down and the burger should be standing up.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Depending on what kind of cheese product that is, would.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Holy poo poo how is PCOS bill posting as ACES CURE PLANES

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

From the PYF Funny Picture thread

dumb. posted:

When you let neural networks come up with recipes:



Source

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

That all sounds intensely stupid.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

I don't understand what's wrong with sushi and melted cheese.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

If you don't buy it by the jug you're going to run out when you have company and offer them glasses of ice cold syrup

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Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Man I know when I eat sushi all I can think is, "I wish this had a bunch of loving bread around it"

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