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.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

Scathach posted:

Okay I understand the bottom two-thirds of that, but what in the ever-loving hell is that yellow at the top? Good god.

Pictured below: silken tofu (worst texture of all tofu, yeesh) unseasoned and topped with pork floss, with some century eggs (I think) and their respective foul goo.



The brown liquid is soy sauce, in this case. The sauce used is usually (or a mix of): oyster sauce, seasame oil, and/or soy sauce.


RareAcumen posted:

Yeah, my guess was going to be Starfire.



What is the protein in there? I want to say fish, but I can't figure out how it starts and ends.

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.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

Sannakji - Freshly, prepared octopus.


Kiviaq - 40 auks sewn into seal carcass and buried in the ground to ferment.

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

fong posted:

Assuming there are biscuits under that mash, this one has no place in this thread.

There is a pic of it sliced up somewhere, it has cornbread for the cake portion.

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

Chin Strap posted:

What is this other thread being referenced? For us not cool kids.

The PYF Stupid Food Fad thread, and the shrimp thing became a thing starting for this post:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3770505&pagenumber=29&perpage=40#post459929477

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

deadly_pudding posted:

It's like some kind of evil Bizarro Desert :ohdear:
I bet that would be pretty good if, instead of spaghetti, it was tapioca or rice pudding down there. Actually, I'm not even sure what's going on in that picture. I thought the red was jello, but the way it appears to be physically compromised by the berries and pasta on either side of it makes me think that maybe it's actually just a clear liquid down in spaghetti-town, with a red liquid layered on top of it. Do blueberries float?

Pretty sure the white stuff is tapioca noodles, it's pretty common in SE Asian desserts.

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

Here's a video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Fx1bgixxuI

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

Somfin posted:

:thejoke:


Really gotta try these at some point. I've heard they're basically like peanut butter, is that correct?

It's supposed to have a sweet coconut taste, those things are coconut worms.

So I imagine eating one would be a popping sensation followed by a coconut flavored pus. Maybe some crunch if you ate the head as well.

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

MariusLecter posted:

Yeah, that's what I enjoy with my scoop of ice cream, a half loaf of bread.

That's a half of loaf of bread that's been cored, had it's insides toasted, and then soaked in honey.

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

Skippy McPants posted:

All marzipan?

Some of it is probably real.

Making actual tiny food is a thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ23per3qdE

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008


Not sure why this image is AFP.

Also would all $200+ of it. That is so much matsutake mushrooms.

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

Polyseme posted:



Not sure what's going on, there.

French toast and chocolate whipped cream or something. And the heat of the toast is causing the chocolate stuff to liquify.

Horrifying to look at, but I probably would.

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

ToxicFrog posted:

I don't know what that is, but I'd probably eat it.

It's a stuffed pizza that is either:
a. Been over-stuffed
b. The dough is ballooning for some reason

Attached image is what it would normally be

Only registered members can see post attachments!

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

I feel it's a good time to repost this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjjpcwABcQU

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

FruitPunchSamurai posted:

I was expecting them to just dump the worms into the fryer. At least the end product looks okay. I would try at least a bite just to see what it tasted like.

I suspect it'd mostly taste of the seasonings and the pork they added. My general experience with insects has been a lack of noticeable flavor, or a particularly strong one, when cooked.

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

PyroDwarf posted:

Y'all don't know bout milk soda:


It is basically carbonated milk. A "popular" drink combines a milkis, mixed with one of these (it tastes like orange yogurt):


and soju, which tastes like rubbing alcohol.

Wait what?

Why would you combine Milkis with Yakult? Milkis is basically carbonated Yakult.

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

Brawnfire posted:

When did visible browning and char on food come back into fashion? It feels like there were decades of shiny, steamed-looking vegetables and meats.

I don't think it ever really died down, it's just those dishes, along side gelatin dish and processed food recipe card dishes, dominates the American psyche.

There were other popular home cooking styles/cuisines/movements/whatever in those decades:
-1960s: French cuisine due to Julia Childs
-1970s: Slow cooker recipes due to the rise of the Crockpot
-1980+: People who would have done the easy steamed thing probably moved towards microwave dinners and takeout.

At this point, social media just makes good cooking look more prevalent. Home cooking in the USA has been on the decline for years now. Something like 75% of households cooked in those years, its down to 60% or less now.

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.Z.
Jan 12, 2008


:ohdear:

That poor cast iron pan.

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

poop dood posted:

What are you talking about? I've seen some mistreatment of cast iron in my day but shallow-frying chicken and then broiling it in sauce hardly qualifies.

The bit where they are stripping the seasoning off a pan by simmering tomato sauce for 10 minutes + whatever time it spends waiting for the chicken to get made + oven time.

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

EoinCannon posted:

ketchup (tomato sauce) pretty much only goes on meat pies and sausage rolls imo


Omurice

:colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-GFimGcYJw

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

noether posted:

anti-food porn: the snot is what japanese people want

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKJuJu9j9Ls

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

Bitey Bunny posted:

There's another Japanese omelette thing in a video that's making the rounds on Facebook. It literally looks like a wound filled with pus leaking all over rice and the video commentary keeps drumming it up as "yummy" and "perfection". I think it's by the same people who made this video. I'm sure it probably tastes awesome but the presentation...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu5zGHjRaMo&t=145s

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

tribbledirigible posted:

It may look AFP, but drat if the making of it isn't levels of skill I wish I had:

I still can’t do the handle bumping part well :(

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

bob dobbs is dead posted:

think they would've been better w/ egg flour breadcrumb coating, tbh
but they were v. good

Dip in soy sauce/sugar mix, wrap in rice, and deep fry em. Make a spam musubi, arancini-ish thing.

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

Poopelyse posted:



gravy dogs? poop juice dogs?

Icelandic hotdogs. They look like someone shat on them, but they are oh so good.

Hotdogs are a mix of lamb, pork, and beef. Topped with raw white onions and crispy fried onions, ketchup, sweet brown mustard, and an icelandic remoulade (mayo, capers, mustard, and herbs).

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008


Why not just call it fry sauce?

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

Activated charcoal hotdog, not sure if Ikea JP is still selling them.

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

Scarodactyl posted:

Alrighty, to atone for posting too much about being allergic to red meat:



Flipped so it matches better with :vince:

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

Scarodactyl posted:

If he isn't going to start out looking like every other rand emote then the mouth should start open as well:

Of course, this decision is in the hands of whoever wants to shell out for it.

Think you could make it so the mouth is already at the same size instead of opening a bit more? If were going to go for matching :vince: more.

:vince:

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

Perry Mason Jar posted:

Diarrhea and constipation? :vince:

edit: Is there a :randvince: yet?

Yes. Yes there is.

:vince: :randvince:

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.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

This has to have been posted before, but Casu Marzu

:nms: https://i.imgur.com/YKvqSUa.gifv :nms:

Whole Album: https://imgur.com/gallery/1UcYF

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

Haifisch posted:



I'm not sure the tomato wedges in lettuce cups would have saved this one.

It certainly looks like it's covered in mold.

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

Scarodactyl posted:

JacquelineDempsey don't look





I have no idea why I made this

:randno:

Also skin crawling :nms: for those with arachnaphobia:

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.Z.
Jan 12, 2008


Would so hard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAIjjHfTx8g

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

sneakyfrog posted:

the bunny is correct

All gizzards should be served deep-fried.

:colbert:

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

AlbieQuirky posted:

What's the heap of stuff in the corner?

Serious answer: I'm guessing Umaibou. They are puffed corn cylinders that come in large array of flavors.

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

DrSnakeLaser posted:

:doh:

The linked video had this in the sidebar-



Like the worlds most expensive cyst.

Is... Is that a giant chocolate truffle with a whole truffle inside of it?

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

True connoisseur of anti food porn the world over, Anthony Bourdain, died at 61 yesterday.

:rip:

:randno:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xNwWYLX3H0

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

Randaconda posted:

I'll die on this hill. :colbert:

Sweet potato pie is better.

Meh, they can both kneel before the pecan pie.

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.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

DicktheCat posted:

I'm very upset with you for bringing this evil into my life. The centipedes, not the emotes. The emotes are great. But I'm still upset.

Reposting stuff for I think a third time now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmjlOuf5rpU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=663y8_mYCTg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvQUX-NVECg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8O70op1D-4

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