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JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK02Q4fhJ4A

This is a video of a duck playing with an adult German shepherd. I love animal odd couples and I hope you will like this video! :buddy:

JIZZ DENOUEMENT fucked around with this message at 21:45 on Mar 29, 2016

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
Ducks are nature's perfect killing machines.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
I was going to post a video of a dog killing a duck but then when I found one I just got sad :(

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

Demonachizer posted:

I was going to post a video of a dog killing a duck but then when I found one I just got sad :(

I was praying that's not what this post linked to when I clicked it.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
eat fresh

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
This thread is a part of Animal Does Thing series: Bird yells into cup - Man fistfights monkey - Crab takes a poo poo - Snail eats worm - Bear falls on trampoline - Eel swims around - Bird does headstand - Dog plays with duckie

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

LadyAmbien posted:

I was praying that's not what this post linked to when I clicked it.

Ducks are pretty great animals. I used to have a bunch when I lived in Italy and they would follow me around my farm whenever I was working in the fields and would just sort of chill nearby.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

gary oldmans diary posted:

Ducks are nature's perfect killing machines.

geese are creatures of incomparable savagery & cruelty at least



i'd like a blu ray anthology of these please

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
i CANNOT get over the way their little butts wiggle when they walk(ducks)

Enophos
Feb 29, 2008
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Enophos fucked around with this message at 09:55 on Jun 23, 2016

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I don't understand why people keep ducks in doors. Don't they lack a sphincters and thus poo poo everywhere?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Volume posted:

I don't understand why people keep ducks in doors. Don't they lack a sphincters and
knowing something like this disqualifies you from most social interaction

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
That dude is perma'd now but he shouldn't be sad. Ducks are a few steps less horrifying than geese, destroyers of worlds, but they still aren't cool, chill animals.

https://youtu.be/_1v_EcjeIkg

The only good duck is one that has been cooked peking style and put in my mouf.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Thanks op, that video made smile, voted 5, would view again.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

gary oldmans diary posted:

knowing something like this disqualifies you from most social interaction

But now you know too. And here I'll gently caress your chances of ever having a friend again even further: the same is true of all animals that come equipped with a cloaca (burds).

This is ninth grade biology that you probably slept through. But I filled in the gap and now you're hosed.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
if ducks don't have sphincters how do they blink and stuff?

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

thread title promised a german shepherd playing with a duck, and indeed that video is of a german shepherd playing with a duck.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Nathilus posted:

This is ninth grade biology that you probably slept through.
in bizzaro world
i didnt take biology again after middle school

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

gary oldmans diary posted:

in bizzaro world
i didnt take biology again after middle school

Huh, really? It was a required ninth grade class where and when I was in school. You got slammed through the second level bio/chem/physics classes early in high school after taking the more basic stuff in middle school.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

Nathilus posted:

That dude is perma'd now but he shouldn't be sad. Ducks are a few steps less horrifying than geese, destroyers of worlds, but they still aren't cool, chill animals.

https://youtu.be/_1v_EcjeIkg

The only good duck is one that has been cooked peking style and put in my mouf.

Some ducks maybe but they are kind of nice usually.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
they're friends :3:

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Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

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