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Scathach posted:I hate food being served on weird things. Use a plate, dumbasses.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2016 12:48 |
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Bonster posted:I keep looking at these not-plates and wondering how the hell they can be sanitized. The clipboard would have to be pitched after one use, and I can't imagine the matryoshka doll surviving a good hot water wash. Shoes are definitely not made to be washed. How do you clean them for the next customer? Also: Bon Appétit! Palpek fucked around with this message at 16:20 on Apr 2, 2016 |
# ¿ Apr 2, 2016 16:17 |
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Yeah even a deconstructivist restaurant won't give you whole gloves of raw garlic or a separate bowl with a whole lime and then another one with a quartered lime.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2016 20:33 |
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Scathach posted:Okay, trends-- have we talked about bacon everything yet? Yeah bacon is great but it doesn't need to be in every meal plus dessert.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2016 23:54 |
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"Life hacks" for food products (ok, not all of them but still):
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2016 23:13 |
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Say Nothing posted:All that 'healthy' eating to look like a skinny-fat nerd.
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2016 14:29 |
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This isn't food but there's no other place to post this and it fits the philosophy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRlBtabKRFM
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2016 20:34 |
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Inspector Gesicht posted:Yes, it's an April 1st video but Poe's Law and all.
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2016 21:56 |
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Marenghi posted:Does this mean we're at the high tide of "artisanal" products? Burger King Artisan Bun Dunkin’ Donuts’ Artisanal Bagels Domino’s Artisan Pizza Sargento Artisan Cheese Tostitos Artisan Recipes WeightWatchers artisanal microwave meals All lovingly hand-crafted in the factory (a hand had to push a button).
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2016 16:50 |
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Maggie Fletcher posted:CUCUMBER WATER FOR CUSTOMERS ONLY
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2016 08:53 |
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Marenghi posted:Google artisan honey and read up on some stupid poo poo. Apparently artisan honey comes in varietal and mono-floral products, depending on whether the bees harvested from a single or blend of flowers. Now I'm no bee expert but they're not exactly controllable are they. How do these people know what flowers in the region they are selecting to collect pollen from. Outside of keeping a bee-hive in a green house with only selected plants can you really say exactly what flowers were used in the honey making process. I won't defend asking some crazy money for a jar of magical honey but a smaller local honey manufacturer will absolutely offer a flavor that big companies can't achieve because they mix honey from different sources to have a consistent never-changing taste. I really hope this thread doesn't devolve into 'why buy actually good quality local meat/cheese/honey when you can just go to Walmart' because that's just stupid.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2016 11:21 |
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Scathach posted:Artisan Oreos-- just as unhealthy as the regular ones, except they probably cost 4x as much.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2016 12:54 |
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Gridlocked posted:Is that meat in there? But wait, there's more, always read the title at the bottom first: Palpek fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Apr 11, 2016 |
# ¿ Apr 11, 2016 18:55 |
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*specifically states that the hand-made fritos were made from non-gmo corn* *uses foie gras in a loving artisanal chipwich*
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2016 18:59 |
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It's a nice touch that Flamin' Hot Cheetos are literally slices of fat mixed with pig ears which were my dog's favorite snack.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2016 19:09 |
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tomstuart posted:im new to the thread so it may have been talkeda bout but i really hate putting duck fat or truffle oil on everything like its some kind of cure all for lame food
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2016 19:25 |
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2016 19:45 |
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It's like burgers in Europe before the artisanal burger places started opening up everyhwere - people really didn't understand how to make a good burger. Pulled pork in places where it doesn't originate from more often than not tends to be bad.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2016 21:31 |
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ranbo das posted:Weird that something that is such a staple in the US is just now making it to Europe.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2016 21:40 |
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Oh my
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2016 23:11 |
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My Lovely Horse posted:There's some decent food to be had there at least but I've only ever found two places that really do Mexican, and they're both tiny hole-in-the-wall joints in Berlin.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2016 09:56 |
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My Lovely Horse posted:Chaparro in Kreuzberg and Neta on Schönhauser Allee. Dolores sounds alright though. Oh yeah, Good luck finding good buritos in Germany.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2016 10:46 |
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2016 15:50 |
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Rollersnake posted:
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2016 15:01 |
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:The Banana Bunker
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2016 15:38 |
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Rollersnake posted:
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2016 19:17 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:You have had some extremely poorly prepared pork belly, cause if it's good it's outwardly crispy and fatty and extremely flavorable. Same with pork tails, which are like the most delicious pork flavored chicken wings I've ever eaten.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2016 00:38 |
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I love grilled sushi.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2016 09:36 |
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I also base my ideas about whole continents on youtube comments.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2016 12:21 |
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Instant Jellyfish posted:Can't decide on what tea to drink? Try 7 layered tea! The guy is working on a 10 layer version too. Each layer is a different flavor and he uses different types of black and green teas grown nearby. Also I guess I lead my life in jars now:
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2016 12:04 |
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NESguerilla posted:I feel like I understand even the dumbest poo poo in this thread in some sort of abstract way, but rainbow grilled cheese is totally beyond me.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 07:37 |
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Have some more, these are from UK, US and Mexico: Also here's a menu from one of them: It's basically the next logical step in the 'woah, how unhealthy and disgusting our food is, loving dirty burgers amirite - eat from a dog bowl you piece of poo poo'. Next year they'll be just throwing it all on the floor.
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# ¿ May 2, 2016 18:34 |
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Another trend that is funny/sad are the various channels that tried to be the next big thing in viral cooking so you get edited videos with voice-overs of "recipes" like Coke float that need 2 products: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2miVfSMg4iQ You can see a new wave of these now that Tasty became a thing. It's hilarious.
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# ¿ May 6, 2016 21:56 |
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Apparently this is how some place serves ceasar salad:
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# ¿ May 7, 2016 08:37 |
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Tiberius Thyben posted:According to the wiki article, at least, the daughter of the inventor of the Caesar salad served it like that. I mean, one of the places claiming to have originated the hamburger serves it with toast bread and forbids to use sauces. It's actually cool to have an old place serving them like that but if suddenly restaurants start putting overcooked patties between soggy pieces of toast and lock the cupboards with ketchup for the sake of it being the better original then gently caress them.
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# ¿ May 7, 2016 09:25 |
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-S- posted:No. The restaurant asks him to come help them, so he does and then they refuse to take his help and he screams at them, then they cry, then he fixes it and then 3 months later they go back to doing the poo poo he told them not to do, then they go out of business
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# ¿ May 7, 2016 20:16 |
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# ¿ May 7, 2016 22:54 |
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Marenghi posted:Actually that's another trend that annoys me I keep seeing on Facebook. Recipes that seem ridiculously unhealthy which involve mixed ready to eat junk food into a standard recipe and pretending like they re-invented the wheel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjfZBks6IvI It started with a whole pack of cinnamon rolls but it really grabbed me with using frosting before baking and then adding ice-cream. It's like unironic Epic Mealitme in white gloves. I mean, I get having cravings but gently caress.
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 21:22 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2016 22:45 |
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Mu Zeta posted:The one on the right is $30 at most.
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