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A Classy Ghost posted:There's some stdh, cash crab eating all that garbage in the AFP thread sober That's why I drink. e: I'm sorry for all the posts, but I hate making a new page without something
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From imgur, someone's friend works at a burger store and got this: It could well be real but if it is the writer is probably insufferable anyway so
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 03:35 |
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I went and Googled the restaurant, and the food looked really good. gently caress you, Andy!
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Sext http://imgur.com/a/kSBOF
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Star Wars
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 06:38 |
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Congratulations... you passed. I'm going to have to try that one sometime.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 06:56 |
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I have serious doubts about at least half of these : http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/17-tweets-show-how-early-women-experience-sexual-harassment-and-violence_us_5716633ee4b06f35cb70be5e
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bringmyfishback posted:I have serious doubts about at least half of these : These all sound realistic to me?
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:These all sound realistic to me? You should doubt everything written on Huffpost on principle
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:These all sound realistic to me? Your life must be a literal hellscape of leering math teachers and groping, sweaty hands. Fleta Mcgurn has a new favorite as of 11:31 on Apr 28, 2016 |
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bringmyfishback posted:I have serious doubts about at least half of these : The ones about teachers I believe completely. Everyone I know remembers a teacher at their school who was totally a pedophile. We called the music department at my old school the pedo palace because of how sleazy all the male music teachers are towards young girls.
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Serene Dragon posted:The ones about teachers I believe completely. Everyone I know remembers a teacher at their school who was totally a pedophile. We called the music department at my old school the pedo palace because of how sleazy all the male music teachers are towards young girls. I don't know anyone who can remember a pedophile teacher, and I went to a Catholic school. What the gently caress is wrong with your city? You make it sound like pedophilia is an extremely common event.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 11:37 |
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Non Serviam posted:I don't know anyone who can remember a pedophile teacher, and I went to a Catholic school. In 12 years of public school we had 5 teachers/coaches fired for or convicted of molestation.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 11:51 |
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RNG posted:In 12 years of public school we had 5 teachers/coaches fired for or convicted of molestation. Um, that is literally insane. No, I don't believe that is normal at all. Perhaps I was an exceptionally ugly child?
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bringmyfishback posted:Um, that is literally insane. A band director, two PE teachers, an afterschool activities advisor, and an English teacher. I felt sort of bad because the advisor went after boys and had even driven me home in his van but I think I was too fat for him.
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Non Serviam posted:I don't know anyone who can remember a pedophile teacher, and I went to a Catholic school. Also a man who worked as a music teacher at my secondary school for a few years was just recently convicted of having hundreds of images of child porn on his computer. So, yeah, this poo poo happens.
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Sorry you all got molested and all your friends got molested and your dog and your goldfish also totally got molested. I would rather have sex with a pinecone than any of my students, frankly. Here's something else: some guy posted:My 1997 Ford Ranger was stolen from me in 2006. It wasnt worth too much anymore, so the isnurance cut me a check for $2,000, which I graciously accepted. It wasn;t so much the loss of the CAR per se that hurt me; I had my favorite CD's in there in a small spindle case under the drivers seat, many of which were "mix tapes" from a special person, that I could never replace. No real investigation was pursued, since I live on a border town and we were pretty certain the car was being scrapped for parts. Must have had a shitton of Oreos, is all I'm saying.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 12:21 |
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How hot of a pinecone are we talking here? More a 6 or a 9?
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Fathis Munk posted:How hot of a pinecone are we talking here? More a 6 or a 9? y not both get it
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bringmyfishback posted:Sorry you all got molested and all your friends got molested and your dog and your goldfish also totally got molested. I would rather have sex with a pinecone than any of my students, frankly.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 12:45 |
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Please ensure that your pinecone is over the age of 16, 18, or 21, depending on your jurisdiction.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 12:46 |
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Also no alcohol in its system as well
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bringmyfishback posted:Um, that is literally insane. I'd wear tiny shorts and say I was anyone's for a packet of biscuits but they all only had eyes for Duncan Cooney, the doe eyed little slut.
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EmmyOk posted:Women are just stupid sluts who make up creepy pms like that for attention, I make sure to tell them that when I start sending them abuse for not responding to me on tinder. loving cuns. If women don't want to be called out for making up bullshit, they should stop making up bullshit
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FAROOQ
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FAROOQ posted:If women don't want to be called out for making up bullshit, they should stop making up bullshit Liars should be called out
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 16:32 |
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When I was 16 my etymology/mythology teacher told me I had "beautiful eyes" (I'm male and the teacher was a woman). It made me uncomfortable.
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My AP English teacher senior year of high school always, without fail, called on me to read anything remotely sexual out loud. Poetry, plays, stories, bits from essays or novels... if it involved boning or human anatomy, I had to read it to the class. When we did Shakespeare, if there was a scene between lovers, he'd take the male role and make me read the female one, though he switched it up so I could do the "beast with two backs" bit from Othello. I definitely noticed it, and so did other people in the class, but I had him tapped to write my letters of recommendation for college, so I never did anything about it. Which probably says unpleasant things about me as well as him, tbh
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 19:39 |
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We had a history teacher who couldn't pronounce numbers greater than 99,999. The first time it happened she was reading about some genocide and I sat in front of her and half-whispered the number and from then on she designated me "number guy" and I had to read out all numbers greater than 99,999 we came across. So yeah we all have our burdens, some greater than others. e: If it's not clear mine is the greater burden because I couldn't play snake on my phone in case we unexpectedly hit another human atrocity e2: And some of those numbers were tricky even for a top-flight pro like myself EmmyOk has a new favorite as of 20:33 on Apr 28, 2016 |
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You mean she had trouble telling apart million, billion, trillion and so on? Cause now I'm imagining you whispering "ninety-nine thousand and one." to her.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 20:30 |
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I meant 99,999 Stuff like 104,782 would give her awful trouble never mind 2,563,801 e: You can't tell but I'm absolutely crushing these out loud at home.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 20:33 |
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Some clickbait site posted a bunch of stdh stuff and I was reading through it and came across this:
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 21:27 |
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The final link to the other gallery is quite apprope
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My music teacher, who was probably in his late twenties at the time, got fired for hooking up with with a student. It was a private Catholic school and we were in 8th grade at the time. It turns out that they got married eventually and have four kids now e: just to be clear I'm not saying it's cool to bang your students
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Crow Jane posted:Which probably says unpleasant things about me as well as him, tbh Well, that's the thing about power differentials! They act like a complete jerk and somehow you're the one who feels bad.
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One of my Facebook friends shared this post. ilysespieces has a new favorite as of 23:24 on Apr 28, 2016 |
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ilysespieces posted:One of my Facebook friends shared this post. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpEA7hw0KrQ
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 23:39 |
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Ya, I'm not buying it...
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"I had long ago heard the myth that if you lick the cream side of an Oreo, and stick it to a car, the paint will come off with it when the cookie comes off. Now, I cant verify the truth of that myth, becuase I wasn't really given the chance to." But he got the truck back later? It's a weird detail to throw in because of that.
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