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Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Everytime I think I've seen a new low this thread always surprises me.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

I'm more offended by the font in the IG post tbh

Not really, just another topping to that poo poo sundae

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

well, uh, wow

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
They say don't judge a person by their appearance, but as tattoos are something you choose to have, I file them under exempt from the no-judge rule

Also imagine the dick lynching whenever the guy jacks off

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


sweeperbravo posted:

They say don't judge a person by their appearance, but as tattoos are something you choose to have, I file them under exempt from the no-judge rule

Also imagine the dick lynching whenever the guy jacks off

He just wants to be well hung

hanged

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


[nsfw]https://i.imgur.com/bcLw3rG.jpg[/nsfw]

NWS for ogre moobs.

rydiafan has a new favorite as of 17:08 on Mar 14, 2018

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Might wanna nsfw that.

Lonjon
Jun 26, 2007

Books are the real treasures of the world!
Fun Shoe

Avenging_Mikon posted:

Might wanna nsfw that.

What's wrong with Shrek wearing Crocs? I'd think they would be handy in the swamp.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Men can be topless no matter the size or shape of their tits so that's perfectly work safe.

Unless it's the butt that's got you in a tizzy.

Wallet
Jun 19, 2006

Picnic Princess posted:

Men can be topless no matter the size or shape of their tits so that's perfectly work safe.

Maybe it's a lady Shrek.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



whypick1 posted:

I'm more offended by the font in the IG post tbh

Not really, just another topping to that poo poo sundae

100% of Samsungs will have their system font changed to Choko Kooky given a long enough timespan.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

That's not how nooses choke you...


Also :gonk: oh my god

Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009

Well he’s probably not eligible for employment anymore so you wouldn’t have to work with him. So that’s kinda a plus.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Not gonna say for sure but she kinda looks like a certain woman who performs in amateur adult videos with a lot of choking.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
You can tell that from a jaw?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Field Mousepad posted:

You can tell that from a jaw?

Goons have tracked down pornstars with less.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Robokomodo posted:

Well he’s probably not eligible for employment anymore so you wouldn’t have to work with him. So that’s kinda a plus.

Nor eligible for parole soon i'm imagining.

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Field Mousepad posted:

You can tell that from a jaw?

she's wearing a choker, that's basically like training wheels

sleppy
Dec 25, 2008

dick ball vagina butt heart
:nws:

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003




Well, that's not quite what I was expecting. It's well-done, but boy is it tasteless.

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010
Missed opportunity: could have fit a nipple on the lower right.

Also that tattoo is trash.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

nothing gets the ladies wetter than extremely graphic body horror.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Oh, that one again

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



LifeSunDeath posted:

nothing gets the ladies wetter than extremely graphic body horror.

I think that is a lady, so it would depend on their sexual orientation.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

I honestly don’t know what I was expecting.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give


All I can think of here is those nightmarish sex toys that just have a bunch of genitals/sexual body parts thrown together in a hideous flesh-colored plastic wad. I feel like I could buy this tattoo for like $30 on Amazon, with a product page with five reviews about how the material ripped instantly and/or rotted some dude's junk off.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

LifeSunDeath posted:

nothing gets the ladies wetter than extremely graphic body horror.

I haven't yet met a lady who isn't turned on by Shivers (1975)

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

LifeSunDeath posted:

nothing gets the ladies wetter than extremely graphic body horror.

Missed opportunity to call it "booty horror"

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Iron Crowned posted:

Missed opportunity to call it "booty horror"

mods please change my name to "extremely graphic booty horror"

Count Uvula
Dec 20, 2011

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Pastry of the Year posted:

I haven't yet met a lady who isn't turned on by Shivers (1975)

To be entirely fair to Shivers it's probably the 2nd sexiest David Cronenberg movie, at about 3/10 on a scale where Robocop is 10.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Count Uvula posted:

To be entirely fair to Shivers it's probably the 2nd sexiest David Cronenberg movie, at about 3/10 on a scale where Robocop is 10.

You are forgetting the one where Jeremy Irons plays twin sexy evil gynecologists. :colbert:

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Count Uvula posted:

To be entirely fair to Shivers it's probably the 2nd sexiest David Cronenberg movie, at about 3/10 on a scale where Robocop is 10.

Robocop is Paul Verhoeven

OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009

Fun Shoe

Lizard Combatant posted:

Robocop is Paul Verhoeven

True, although a Cronenberg Robocop would be loving awesome.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Half Man
Half Gun
Half Animal
Half Television
Half Vagina
Half Wasp

All Cop

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Scratch Monkey posted:

Half Man
Half Gun
Half Animal
Half Television
Half Vagina
Half Wasp

All Cop

What was that second to last one again?

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

I'm not sure a post and an avatar have ever been so apposite as in this instance.

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

Drink and Fight
Feb 2, 2003


It took me a second to figure out that's not supposed to be one person.

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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Drink and Fight posted:

It took me a second to figure out that's not supposed to be one person.

For some reason it makes me laugh. A lot.

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