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Apr 24, 2010

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Apparently thalidomide Jasmine here 'turned out so good!' I'm not convinced.

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Apr 24, 2010

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Conan and the non-euclidean knee joints

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Apr 24, 2010

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I feel sad that I recognised it was SoT straight away.

Also holy poo poo, those faces. It's like they're wearing skin masks.

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Morglock posted:

One of my friends got a tattoo today. He's been talking about it excitedly for weeks, now, but he hasn't explained what it was.

I didn't expect it to be this bad. And of course he posts the picture three hours after he gets home.



His words:

"For those of you who don't understand the tattoo,
the "kanji" and the symbol its about the elements, fire, water, air, earth.
The 5 points on the star represent the 4 main elements
and the 5th point going down represents "self".
The paw print is for my spirit animal.
Religiously, worship yourself and nature."

This is a special level of terrible. Also it looks like it's tiny, is it?

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Apr 24, 2010

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Picnic Princess posted:



The longer you look the worse it gets.

why is her left arm growing out of her spine

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Apr 24, 2010

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cyberia posted:

Guys, guys, I found it. I found the worst tattoo!



What are the two words at the end of the first line? I get the sentiment but I can't figure out what theh actually say.

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Apr 24, 2010

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Lizard Combatant posted:



I would have snuck "totalfuckwit" across the diagonal if I was the artist.

I saw this and went 'nooooo' out loud. Awful.

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There's an irony in your tattoo having better tattoos than you do.

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It took me a minute to see it and now I wish I hadn't expended the effort.

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trapped mouse posted:

this dude doesn't even have a single life

also is it just me or is anyone else getting the feeling that this guy is fully naked from the waist down in this pic

Yeah it's blatantly taken just after showering.

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Apr 24, 2010

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LanceHunter posted:

The beginnings of what is going to turn out to be a surprisingly racist sleeve.

"surprisingly"

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Apr 24, 2010

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The game is "find the straight line"

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Tasteful Dickpic posted:

It's supposed to say "warrior", but they replaced the i with a semicolon, possibly as a prank.

Upside down, it says "la[blob]llam".

Presumably it's that mental health semi-colon thing from a few months ago?

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Thin Privilege posted:

Even taking that into consideration it still says "WARR;OY"

Oh yeah it's still a terrible tattoo, no question.

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Apr 24, 2010

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She wasn't a valiant enough warr;oy

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Apr 24, 2010

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Elsa posted:

They can still turn out nice with good areola placement and perspective but judging by the heavy outlining it doesn't look like the artist can pull it off

:stare:

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Apr 24, 2010

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It's how she'll look when she stars in Corpse Bride 2, after this dude murders her

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Apr 24, 2010

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CommonShore posted:

Quoting from the grappling thread



For those of you that don't grapple "6-month white belt" and "fresh blue belt" is approximately "first year at community college."

I didn't know David Bowie was such a legendary fighter

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Apr 24, 2010

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Kwyndig posted:

Man what is with people and getting straight edge tattoos and then falling 'off the wagon' so to speak.

Shockingly the people with impulse control poor enough to get an upside-down straight edge tattoo struggle not to go out and get drunk when they decide they're bored of being straight edge.

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Apr 24, 2010

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The best part is the text of the post which implies this is someone else's tattoo that dude is excited to get xeroxed on his own wrist.

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Weldon Pemberton posted:

All her cattoos are extremely weird but am I alone in my reaction being "haha gross, cool" and not "omg get it away I'm vomiting all over my cat"

It's one of the few things that's been posted in this thread where my reaction is "oh gently caress, I don't want to look at that" instead of "haha wow that's insane."

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Apr 24, 2010

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I think you'll find it's translated as "evol" or "ssendnik". I did my research.

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Apr 24, 2010

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the popular kids posted:

You could have guessed and been right.

Nickelback.

And basically any newish rock/pop/country.

But she loving loves Nickelback.

Ground Zero of the cultural wasteland has been found

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Apr 24, 2010

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RickVoid posted:

This is actually quite the interesting read. The introspection here is actually kind of amazing, as the author has managed to boil her problem with her son's tattoo down to (whether she is aware of it or not) down to it simply being a case of "He did a thing I told him not to, because he is an adult that can make his own decisions, and I don't like it because my opinion no longer matters".

Lol I remember reading that when it was first published. She is seriously mental.

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Apr 24, 2010

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I am literally a tattooed (trainee) chartered accountant. No one gives a gently caress except one senior guy who's visibly disgusted every time he sees my arms, but he's a prick anyway so who cares.

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Apr 24, 2010

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Pussy Doodles! posted:

Yeah, this. I don't work at Wallly World, but I do work in retail as a manager, and several of our managers/leaders have visible tattoos. I don't know if there are any tattoo restrictions for corporate positions, but the corporate dildos are always wearing long sleeves anyway, so it literally doesn't matter unless you're inked on your face/neck/hands, which is the reason most ethical artists won't tattoo those areas on someone who is not already heavily tattooed. I personally feel that tattoos should not be a factor in job eligibility at all, regardless of placement, unless they are offensive or could be perceived as offensive in some way, but that's just me. I've never understood why people care what others do with their own bodies so drat much, parents included. Is your relationship with your child less important than your personal opinion about tattoos? People need to chill out.

Low-level retail is chock full of control freak weirdoes.

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CommonShore posted:

I saw a terrible but technically well executed violent bondage tattoo in the wild today. Why is this such a seemingly common theme?

Half the fetish is telling people about their fetish

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Apr 24, 2010

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I like how multiple Chinese speakers tell him it means something different and he doubles down on NUH UH

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Apr 24, 2010

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Any one of those would be bad enough for this thread and that's his entire leg.

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ricketyvickyt posted:

What a waste of prime real estate:



It's THFC for Tottenham Hotspur Football Club

Could have just gotten a Star of David

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Apr 24, 2010

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AlbieQuirky posted:

This is a long-standing woo woo new age bit of nonsense. When you see 11:11 come up on the clock, that's the universe reminding you of synchronicity, so you should seize the moment to cast your intention into the universe. Which I guess has been diluted to "make a wish," which seems exactly as effective.

But time measurement is completely arbitrary :psyduck:

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Apr 24, 2010

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Dissociative Donut posted:

Nobody claimed it wasn't loving idiotic.

New Agers are the loving worst

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Scratch Monkey posted:

Pretty sure that's PS'd

Yeah it's from one of those Cracked Photoplasty things

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Apr 24, 2010

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rockcity posted:

Ok, I see it now. I stared at it for a while and came up with nothing.

Oh wow I thought it was a dustbin.

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Apr 24, 2010

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rydiafan posted:



Saw this in the local Facebook marketplace.
I'll save the $50, thank you.

For a minute I thought the joke was the date then I remembered :911:

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Apr 24, 2010

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Jabberlock posted:

I wouldn't say they are a "bad" shop



??????

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Apr 24, 2010

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whypick1 posted:

I think he was questioning the "not a bad shop" assertion. After getting past how basic white girl that tattoo is and looking at the composition of it...yikes.

Yeah putting the godawful content to one side (that's on the client most of the time), the craft of it is loving awful. Look at that dreamcatcher blob. The ring on the anchor is like four different thicknesses. It's garbage.

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Apr 24, 2010

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~Speaking as a vegan~ there's some really stupid vegans in the world.

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Apr 24, 2010

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HungryMedusa posted:

These are great, especially the neck one.



Here's one of Jim Jones. Classy.



I love Satan vs Jesus. Satan is so happy. Whats with the floating baby though?

It's anti-abortion I think

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Apr 24, 2010

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Ben Affleck: I'm a famous actor with millions of dollars

Also Ben Affleck: $150/hr? gently caress that my buddy can do it at his house

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