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Some work from a shop in my home town, which was and still is a nest of feral bogans   IF YOU'LL BE, IF YOU'LL BE MAH BEHBEHHH  Awesome future bruise. DPM has a new favorite as of 23:11 on Jan 6, 2017 |
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Khazar-khum posted:What...what's a 'feral bogan'? Gravitas Shortfall posted:It's a bit like a rabid westie Yeah or some dezzie oval office. Ferals, y'know. America has Grizzlies, we have Drop Bear. America has Florida Man, we have Bogans. Some more tasteless poo poo from a place near my hometown:       I guess this fluro poo poo just got lowkey popular in Newcastle?    
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Jan 9, 2017 11:11
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One of you works for the daily mail eh? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4112520/Hilarious-tattoo-fails-things-badly-wrong-inker-t-spell.html
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She sort of hosed herself with that motto hey? Like, if she tries to get cranky at the tattooer, just come back with "Well, shith happens, stay strong." e: gently caress it, have some content. Good crop of bogans today my friends         
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Jan 14, 2017 06:34
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Is this a pokemons?
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The Lemondrop Dandy posted:Naw, the palm is facing towards the viewer, so someone(?) Is flipping off Trump. Or Trump is giving himself the finger and the artist has done a really lovely render of where the fold lines on the inside of the finger? They've spaced it so they look like knuckles, so SatansOnion posted:I wonder who broke Trump's finger for that tattoo
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OK here we go more trash from Bogans scattered around my hometown. This time, Alien Art For some context, here's the front shot:  We find from this splash page that the owner of the store is Richard Zappa Strickleton. Let's keep an eye out for his work in particular. He watermarks his work specifically so it's easy to spot.   This render of bowie looks so much like my estranged MiL that it may be the creepiest tattoo of a person I've seen in the past year  wait nvm   Less for the new work on the dudes ribs and the questionable sex mushroom on his upper arm. Oh wait it's all terrible.   "Everythong"             I guess this one is technically alright but...buh? Yankees logo coming out of a radial engine? :nsfl: 
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captainOrbital posted:Rotary, dude. Oh gently caress me  I could make a joke about getting outdated engines mixed up but let's just all quietly acknowledge my gently caress up and move onPigsfeet on Rye posted:Jesus is she still your MIL? She must be quite the wreck if she looks that bad.. WTF is going on with the forehead? And the negative silhouette fingers? Ffffuuuuck Still my MiL but we're no longer in contact with her. Not because she looks like a hairless cat in a Ziggy Stardust wig, though. She's the closest living proof I've seen to the theory Roald Dahl put forward in The Twits. Tasteful Dickpic posted:"Questionable Sex Mushroom" is my Ministry cover band. I would come to that gig wearing a bright pink "JUST ONE FUNGUS" shirt and everything, you couldn't even stop me. E: After a quick look back at the Questionable Sex Mushroom picture again after reading Dickpic's comment, and holy gently caress I missed a few things, this dude has some loving travesties on his skin, lets break this poo poo down. Apologies for the use of colour to delineate these shitstains. But then if you're colourblind this dudes arm would be an indistinguishable mess anyway.  RED: The work the guys came in for that day. Weird looking tree which reminds me of the Redneck Trees from Something Positive, or maybe that spooky tree tattoo that Marilyn Manson has. YELLOW: I tried typing out a description for what this thing is several times but I just couldn't find the right combination of words. It kept coming out like a really creepy PornHub search string. Like, "Mature Juggalo Grandma Sexy Death Hand Disfigurement"? Truly there can be no future for the human race. BLUE: Aforementioned Questionable Sex Mushroom. JESUS ATE MY CHANTERELLE. GREEN: Along with hand disfigurement sex grandma, I missed Infected-eyes-for-tits android the first time. Wait, maybe it's like a bug eyed Darth Vader with emo MODOK hanging out above him? AQUA: Alright can anyone take a reasonable guess as to what this reads? CFID is the best I got. PURPLE: Rainbow gradient plague doctor. I kind of wish we had more shots of this guy, I want to see more of this incredible colour spray. There's totally a Ford or a Monster tattoo on him somewhere, I can smell it. DPM has a new favorite as of 00:40 on Feb 3, 2017 |
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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:
Cool to see Rattus P. Rattus has a new dayjob at least 
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is the only cure. Cleanse it all. People present optional.
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Kwyndig posted:This is basically it. They have the money, but touring performers at least don't have the time or the ability to rearrange their schedule around a busy artist's, so they get somebody who can drop everything and come do a tattoo when they have time. You have tatt gear, you're near my tourbus and willing to work for coke and starfuckery bragging rights? Get the gently caress in.
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LeBron trying to dunk the pyramid in a lay up with E=H^2 on his side? All of these are loving terrible, thanks for sharing. Also that tiger reminds me a bit of 
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The more you look at it, the worst it gets. ALL HAIL KNEESUS
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davidspackage posted:Mm, legs all the way up to her grossly concave belly. nah dog convex that Barbie USA meth lady is deffo pregnant.
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strangemusic posted:Also, re: Kneesus (our Lord and Saviour) - What's with the lines cutting through the torso? The number 54? CALL ROBERT LANGDON. 
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That Insta is a treasure trove of shittiness. c.f.:  Butt tattoos on a butt, how appropriate. e: ahahaha, "cover up queen" mahgawd  Double down on the poo poo tattoo! Yeah! Cover ups! DPM has a new favorite as of 11:47 on Feb 10, 2017 |
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What a coincidence, I found this exact image this morning when I googled "WWE Superstars taking the most painful dump of their life"
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:I went to Hulk Hogans restaurant in Tampa once and saw this statue and thought exactly that. Field Mousepad posted:OH YEAAHH BROTHER YOU AINT NEVER FELT PAIN INSIDE THE RING LIKE THIS ONE BRRRRROTHER! THE HULKSTER IS PUSHING THIS ONE OUT FOR ALLLLLL THE LITTLE HULKAMANIACS STRAINING ON THE SHITTER ACROSS THESE GRRREAT UNITED STATES...OF AMERICA BROTHER
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Didn't somebody post a "drawing of dignity" tattoo a few pages ago or was that the other tatt thread?
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 Best part, it comes with a backstory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xXJrVQmvb4
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Well at least know we know why...face like a slapped arse.
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I feel like it should be mandatory for someone to post this in response  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gy_qnDpaL8 e: gently caress, page snipe. Better add some...(  ) contentFrom "Inkers Heaven" in Singleton, NSW.           AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *inhale* aaaHAAHAHAHAHHA    There is a gallery with another 153 tattoos of similar or worse quality from the same dude. What the living gently caress. DPM has a new favorite as of 23:08 on Feb 20, 2017 |
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Derek of the Andes posted:HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!! I'm pretty sure it's just the one dude in the shop too...Next time you're going past you should get some pics of the joint. I'm also curious as to what the ratio of Rose Tattoo/Barnsey/Acca Dacca the shop playlist is, or if the dude just has Pauline Hanson diatribes on loop or something.
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Ralph Crammed In posted:So, my question is does anyone know the ins and outs of tattooing a dick? Hard or soft? Any no go zones? HAHAHA oh wow, crossquoting from the Tattoo Megathread Dylanthulhu posted:Anybody who genuinely wants to see it can pm me. I'm not just dropping that link in the thread. And I got "BITE IT YOU SCUM" tattooed on the underside of my dick because... Yeah, you got me. A big part of it was wondering how bad it would hurt. The skin is almost impossible to stabilize during the process. The further he got from the base the better the ink took and the more it hurt. It was about a twenty minute process and I couldn't have sat still much longer than that. Context Link. You should PM Dylanthulu and see what's up. Then report back when you also get a tasteless dicttoo!
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I think the thread needs to brainstorm some tasteless dick tattoo ideas. - Get a stack of $100 bills, so you can tell sexual partners they've got money to blow Actually wait this is a terrible idea nvm 
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Snowy posted:I always thought this would make for a good dick tattoo Wheeler Walker Jr. beat you to it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7foqCcOsI54&t=58s Wheeler Walker Jr posted:If you can read this then the bitch fell off
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It came from Reddit BABY BAAABY e: It's apparently "based on" this sticker. 
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ladron posted:this is kinda sweet, like those lovely cards kids draw for mothers day we should all get such tattoos when we get "Merried". "Mirried" "Morried" ah gently caress it 
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ICHIBAHN posted:Ain't well done QFT. Even redditors were making GBS threads on it. Derek of the Andes posted:Up there tomorrow night. What happened to you dude? Did the scary inkbogan devour you?
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PuntCuncher posted:Today I discovered the scratcher at the end of my street. A gift that keeps on giving. Bless bogan nests all over the country, every one 
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Bombadilillo posted:I always thought that was a fat belly. But theres no button. And now it looks like its clearly a giant lower back tattoo. It's on his left "saddlebag" aka "Left Gunt". You're looking at a pendulous mass of fat held above the planetoids hips by a trouser/belt combination acting as a stressed member. e: helpful pictorial guide to the hamplanet 
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No way, that's a dudes back? Holy poo poo. Derek of the Andes posted:[deliverance act 1.txt] Good to hear back from you Derek, glad you're not in a bin in the back of a Nomads clubhouse or something, heh. I think you made the right call by not wandering in there after that, if only other people in your town had made the same call. Oh well. More lovely ink for the lovely ink gods I suppose. Re imgur images, check the "BBCode" info on the "post reply" page, you're looking for the [ img]/[ timg] stuff. SA automatically appends the tags when you paste an imgur URL.
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Avenging_Mikon posted:On the left? Yes. It's Uncle Fester on the right, as seen in a puddle of water. Uncle Fester turning the camera on his smart phone on but it's unexpectedly in selfie mode
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docLeder posted:Found this on FB, something is just, off. hamsystem posted:Sloth love Chunk! White Lions are known to have a really high rate of genetic defects due to massive inbreeding: 
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there wolf posted:True, but that's a tiger. Guh, this is why I shouldn't post before coffee. and mai waifu is mai laifu
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Derek of the Andes posted:Do I know where they are on imgur now? Did I incorrectly put in account details & passwords which I now can't reclaim? Those are some deep Zen questions there mate.
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"Hold up one second there, let me sign this for you so everyone knows who did this awesome BIC prison scratcher on you!"
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Hate Fibration posted:
That tattoo tells a brave story of Leonidas, King of the Spartans, going west to open a gay nightclub in San Fran called "The Hot Gates".
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Can anybody figure out what's going on here? I can't. Cellulitis?
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