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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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I think I understand ISIS a little more, now

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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nerve posted:


yeah im dumb for thinking that was real

Code Jockey
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Woodenlung posted:

Saw someone asking for advice on how to fix this on reddit a few months back



amputation?

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Holy poo poo

I don't know what it says about me that I immediately recognized this.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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This looks like something out of an MMO, like I bet I could buy these in Guild Wars 2 or something

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Antivehicular posted:

Take
These broken wings
And draw them on your back
Maybe like three pairs

Amazing

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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what the gently caress, why

Code Jockey
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IUG posted:

Oh god, it's that awful one hit wonder band Crazy Town.



Never noticed how :downs: she is.

This image is so perfectly late-90s.


there wolf posted:

That poor nun's butt implants are deflating.

Nunki Minaj?

Code Jockey
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tangy yet delightful posted:

But she still has a huge vagina on her chest.


Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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At least a squirrel with titties makes sense compared to a torso full of fetal kittens and bananas

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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I... what

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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lmao I work with tattooed accountants, no one gives a gently caress

Code Jockey
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synthetik posted:

Here's another "My friend is Chinese"



mods rename me LEGIT CHINESE GUY

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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TheKennedys posted:

Mystic Quest owned, fight me :colbert:

:respek:


nerve posted:

mr burns is on it twice

apparently he's both playable and a support character

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Retro Futurist posted:

I mean if he rigged it up properly somehow and it actually worked that'd be...I don't know not cool but something

You know I am genuinely surprised I haven't seen one of those steampunk idiots with a working clock embedded in their skin.

Code Jockey
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caligulamprey posted:

Uh oh.

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/v99opaj.jpg :nws:

EDIT: Complete with foot tattoos!

I feel like there is something here I should be getting, but I'm not

Code Jockey
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:



It doesn't even look like her.

jesus christ

and yet this is still only the second most embarrassing SNL Hillary thing

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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incredible

Code Jockey
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LingcodKilla posted:

Change it to Cover the South and change the name to Sherman William.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Master gave Dobby a used horse condom

so mike pence goes by brad on tinder, got it

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Vato posted:

Speaking of fetuses...fetai? Whatever. Anyway, there exists another cat fetus tattoo which is not even comparable to the original.
Here it is:


This is gross.

but... why.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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well, uh, wow

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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imagine being this person's child, and knowing your mom has this tattooed on her arm

imagine her picking you up from school, or your friends coming over

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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what the gently caress, it's real

again I find myself asking this thread: why

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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an adult got this, lmao

Code Jockey
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whypick1 posted:

This took me a lot longer because I thought it was one piece until just now.

Woof.

Oh.

Ohhhhhhhh. gently caress.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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the look of that mask is really familiar, is this a loving Grendel tattoo?

I haven't read enough of it to know if it's supposed to look, uh, like that though

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Say Nothing posted:



OK, got it?

ughhhh that stupid loving font

also:


Fools Infinite posted:

Could have easily done an awl.

this but an owl

Code Jockey
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Say Nothing posted:

I googled this hoping to find a treasure trove of bad tattoo, but it's mostly just webcomics.

Here's one I found.



meth.

lots and lots of meth.

so much meth

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Johnny Truant posted:

Harry Potter fans are worse than R&M fans. No contest.

I have never read a more incorrect post on these forums

Harry Potter fans are at worst just enormous but harmless turbodorks, the worst Rick and Morty fans have raging smugness about their ~smart people show~

like which would you rather be trapped in an elevator with

Code Jockey
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Gaunab posted:

It belongs in this thread because Bon Jovi sucks.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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dpack_1 posted:

I actually do stuff like this at my studio.

"Ribbed for her pleasure" is the joke so often said as if they are the first person to come up with that correlation.

Less obvious and a gently caress ton cooler are magnetic implants.

They are about the size of a small pill and you implant them in a fingertip or, in the case of my own, the back of your hand.

If its in your fingertip you can literally "feel" magnetic and electromagnetic fields. You can feel currents passing through power cords, you can feel anti-theft devices at the entrance of shops, and then there are party tricks of just picking up bits of metal.

I use mine in the back of my hand to stick needles to it when prepping a piercing. Get the clamp or receiving tube lined up then just grab the needle from the back of my hand rather than reaching over to my station again. Its actually really useful and i cant imagine not having it now.

I have never really been interested in body modification before, like having it done, but... huh.

The fingertip thing sounds really interesting.

Code Jockey
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silvergoose posted:

Okay I hate to say it because I'm a goddamn squeamish rear end, but extreme body mods are kinda extremely uncomfortable and this is actually the tattoo thread. Can they be spoilered maybe or tagged nms or something? :smith:

The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists > Tasteless Tattoos: Tag your gore/hand magnets

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Johnny Truant posted:

The full lips over the snout are :ck5:

lmao holy poo poo I missed that somehow

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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god drat imagine being this mad at someone lmao

(also if I was his ex, and found out about this, I'd be going to get a restraining order that same day)

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Bombadilillo posted:

They are all fantasy Hitler now so

I mean from a technical standpoint I like 1 and 3, but lol, yes, this

I was too busy laughing at the idiots who named their babbys Khaleesi, I didn';t even think about the probably massive amount of tattoos that she inspired, lmao

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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lol this rules

Code Jockey
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whypick1 posted:

Those poor titties :smith:

he got one big titty, and one little titty

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Jan 24, 2006

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Rotten Red Rod posted:

As least it's not a Punisher tattoo, there's an alarming number of cops who have a weird fetish for him.

... Or maybe we just can't see the Punisher part of the tattoo.

Edit: Nevermind, he has a loving Punisher tattoo done in the style of the "police lives matter" flag bullshit

https://twitter.com/wsedas/status/1166963104665591808/photo/1

lmao what loving trash

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