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i'll be shot at a nightclub after a very special party trick
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Jun 14, 2016 11:10
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sentenced to hard labor in the masturbatorium, sentenced to be "hanged by thy benis until you are dead"
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Jun 14, 2016 11:14
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im gonna be turned into a sandwich
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Jun 14, 2016 11:15
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the great deceiver posted:im gonna be turned into a sandwich yes i want my ashes comperessed into a sandwich they can do it with diamods why not the simple sandwich
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Jun 14, 2016 11:19
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actually i change my mind i want my ashes turned into cum, this is my final request please
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Jun 14, 2016 11:20
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Trump will behead me live on television. He believes those that rear end the sentence should swing the sword. Also he was busy boasting how he's pretty good at swinging swords actually, maybe not the best but certainly very good.
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Jun 14, 2016 11:21
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heh id like to see him try my hanzo steel
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basement jihadist posted:heh id like to see him try my hanzo steel my german samurai guard does all my swordfighting only behalf. u could say im a hanzoff kinda guy
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Jun 14, 2016 11:26
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Crushed by titties.
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basement jihadist posted:actually i change my mind i want my ashes turned into cum, this is my final request please im working on it right now but be warned there are limits to both god and science
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Jun 14, 2016 11:35
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When Trump wins and the "new world order" or whatever it is turns out to be an actual thing and they stop hiding in the shadows and declare war led by general Hillary R Clinton and it turns out underneath the pantsuit she's half cyborg and she basically beheads everyone who has ever posted a trump meme with a samurai sword.
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Jun 14, 2016 11:37
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Hopefully, it will be "death by a thousand blowjobs".
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Jun 14, 2016 11:44
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basement jihadist posted:actually i change my mind i want my ashes turned into cum, this is my final request please You can do both. Bequeath your ash sandwich to a chronic masturbator.
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Jun 14, 2016 11:50
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seriously theres a lot of red tape involved , lets cut it out and get these criminals of our streets!
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Jun 14, 2016 11:54
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An incredibly obese man will use his metal teeth to slowly strip flesh from my bones. Then my last request will be over and they'll execute me by firing squad.
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Jun 14, 2016 12:00
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Orkin Mang posted:my german samurai guard does all my swordfighting only behalf. u could say im a hanzoff kinda guy heh
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Jun 14, 2016 12:40
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My servants will turn against me and hang me in the solarium.
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Jun 14, 2016 12:41
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firing squad - cigarette, no blindfold
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i want to be brutally hosed to death by a huge penis
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Jun 14, 2016 12:45
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My head will be exploded by the sonic assault of whining by fox news commentators after my treasonous crime of not saying the phrase "radical islamic terrorism." I'll be smiling.
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Jun 14, 2016 12:46
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Bitter Mushroom posted:very carefully
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get caught whipping out my dick at the PA turnpike toll booths
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:You can do both. Bequeath your ash sandwich to a chronic masturbator. I will also put the grossest gross i can find butthole or pennis pic in a bank box, so payable upon death id like to avoid probate with for this silly joke i will be rememberd as a wild guy but also a traitor, like traitor joe that guy i am also looking for a trustee to hold my average shaft in trust. thank you.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:You can do both. Bequeath your ash sandwich to a chronic masturbator. Dearest uncle, you are one of the kindest people on earth and you have always been a n inspiration to me, so eat my ash and jerk off with it, so i become your cum please.
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Exploded in a drone strike against one of the roving LGBT death squads.
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Jun 14, 2016 13:56
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im gonna git rect
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Burned to death atop a pile of my self printed "Trump is a oval office" tshirts.
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I will die as many will after Trump's squirrel hat of hair becomes a sentient being and physically grows in size in accordance with his evil power as our world's leader: choking on the dust bunnies it produces as waste
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blowing_from_a_gun#Problems_with_the_method Mind = Blown Pun Intended 
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I won't be. I'll be brutally pwning women and minorities with my SIG Sauer the day Trump wins.
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Carver Crisis posted:I won't be. I'll be brutally pwning women and minorities with my SIG Sauer the day Trump wins. If you're too eager, you stand out. If you stand out, you get popular with the crowds. If you get popular, you're a threat, son.
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