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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

what happened to those other rumored shootings

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
That's one sourkraut

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

ephex posted:

We're being evacuated

good luck fellow goon

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Buca di Bepis posted:

The flag at work has been at half staff for like a month lol

Pretty soon, we will lower it whenever Trump stubs his toe!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I have on good authority that Captain "Soap" MacTavish has been deployed with task force 141.

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008
"Police ist talking about someone gone Amok and not a Terrorist attack. That maybe some indication about the Attackers." From Twitter.

LOL, they are gonna try this approach again.

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000

Buca di Bepis posted:

The flag at work has been at half staff for like a month lol

gonna start a flagpole company where the flag is only able to go halfway up.


I'll make a killing

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Hector Beerlioz posted:

That's one sourkraut

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

pathetic little tramp posted:

The shooter was a crazy dude at McDonalds:


https://twitter.com/engelhardtelias/status/756537553113714688

Who had Michael Douglas in the pool?

Why were they running towards him at first? Did they just reintroduce Das McRibben?

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Europeans are all like "ugh gently caress this is always happening we live in the worst world"

when literally your entire continent was a hellscape of severed limbs and on fire blood for like the first 50 years of last century.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
I'm bombing it!

Droidmeat
May 30, 2014
Someone is probably just celebrating the 5th anniversary of Utøya massacre.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

Why were they running towards him at first? Did they just reintroduce Das McRibben?

The Germans are a brave people, probably trying to stop him.

https://twitter.com/BarzanSadiq/status/756541324942270464

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pathetic little tramp posted:

Europeans are all like "ugh gently caress this is always happening we live in the worst world"

when literally your entire continent was a hellscape of severed limbs and on fire blood for like the first 50 years of last century.

and soon it shall be again. inshallah

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

FuhrerHat posted:

what happened to those other rumored shootings

Not sure yet but CNN spokestard just said "mass shootings at american malls are a common event"

Do words even mean things any more?

edit: scroll says "many dead" now instead of 1

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

pathetic little tramp posted:

The shooter was a crazy dude at McDonalds:


https://twitter.com/engelhardtelias/status/756537553113714688

Who had Michael Douglas in the pool?

This twitter account just got closed?

:tinfoil:

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Funky See Funky Do posted:

This twitter account just got closed?

:tinfoil:

weird

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Funky See Funky Do posted:

This twitter account just got closed?

:tinfoil:

not to worry, plenty of spam accounts already stole it

https://twitter.com/regated/status/756541355611000832

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

pathetic little tramp posted:

The Germans are a brave people, probably trying to stop him.

https://twitter.com/BarzanSadiq/status/756541324942270464

Why is everyone wearing Beats by Dre?

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Mar 17, 2009
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pathetic little tramp posted:

The Germans are a brave people, probably trying to stop him.

https://twitter.com/BarzanSadiq/status/756541324942270464

quote:

@BarzanSadiq this is from a police excercise in the u.k and has nothing to do with munich

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Oh it's not closed he just deleted the video from it.

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

pathetic little tramp posted:

Europeans are all like "ugh gently caress this is always happening we live in the worst world"

when literally your entire continent was a hellscape of severed limbs and on fire blood for like the first 50 years of last century.

We were doing the severing, not them.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Some people are saying there's a second shooting at the metro, but eh, I dunno.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Word is the shooter is a radicalized Buddhist.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
I hope the guns came from America so Germany can nuke the US and then everybody can just live in peace.

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope
confirmed multiple shooters in multiple locations according CNNgo

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
CNN says there are more shootings.

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

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ELLAMENNO-P


*yawn* glass the middle east this never would have happened if they had guns allah snackbar

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

pathetic little tramp posted:

I hope the guns came from America so Germany can nuke the US and then everybody can just live in peace.

It would seem that there are a number of things you dont understand

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Ze Germans, tommy?

A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

Angry AfD supporter or is Germany getting culturally enriched right now? Gonna play the odds and go with the second I guess.

RIP Germans :(

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

gobbagool posted:

It would seem that there are a number of things you dont understand

uhhh no more USA = middle east not angry anymore, weapons of war now ahve tob e made by chinese and chinese make terrible guns so no one dies in war anymore, duh

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Germany atleast has infrastructure readily available to "socialize" muslims.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006


Yeah, there's another tweet going around that's using a photo originally from a mall shooting in South Africa from last year. Lot's of garbage coming out right now.

afkmacro
Mar 29, 2009



Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

CNN has confirmed the shooters are Amazonian tribesmen

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
anyone speak German? What's the shooter saying here? https://twitter.com/OnlineMagazin/status/756539012551176194

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

Ilustforponydeath posted:

Germany atleast has infrastructure readily available to "socialize" muslims.

Yeah they seem to be doing a bang up job of that.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
I was sitting here all morning thinking it was Saturday.

Then this started and I was like "Oh poo poo, it's Friday!"

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polysynth
Dec 12, 2006

rock out
I kicks the mad styles so step off the


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