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Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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Pillbug
A long time ago I had a girl on okc once pull the nice guy rant on me because i said I was broke and couldn't afford to buy drinks. Like the whole "you don't deserve me, you're cheap/trying to take advantage of me/i thought you were handsome but now you're ugly". She was like 5 years older than me. loving weird.

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Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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Pillbug

Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:

please word filter 'rape' to 'hot cosby' tia

Slipped her the ol' spicy cosby

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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Blue Train posted:

also I will never accept that a man can be completely involuntarily celibate as long as fat women exist. swallow your pride and plow a fattie if youve got nothing better going on

I once went out with a bigger girl who had that whole indestructible hymen thing going on. Sometimes, life gives you no chances.

Ceciltron fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Jul 25, 2016

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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Pillbug

a hole-y ghost posted:

that sounds pretty metal, is that exactly what it sounds like??

Imagine trying to have sex and then like 3 inches in there's just this inconceivably firm wall you can't do poo poo against.

A while after we stopped seeing each other she had a doctor slice it open with a scalpel. Never saw her again to verify anything. All for the best -she wound up dating a brony.

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