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Mandator
Aug 27, 2007



Could you guys please stop doxxing me?

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Mandator
Aug 27, 2007



PM = PRIVATE message

Mandator
Aug 27, 2007



i have been broken up with twice this year

i'm the wizard of loneliness

Mandator
Aug 27, 2007



oh well it's better to have loved and lost than to never have OH GOD I AM SO LONELY

Mandator
Aug 27, 2007



gigawhite posted:

World of warcraft expansion came out today so I'm forecasting a brief decline in nice guy activity across the tri-state region

i only date girls who play world of warcraft because they are used to abuse/boredom (only things i offer)

Mandator
Aug 27, 2007



E1M1 posted:

My HB10 (Hot Burger 10) is the cowboy burger, bacon, cheddar, onion rings and BBQ sauce preferably on a pretzel bun. Give me some garlic aioli for the fries and I'll, uh, I'll go down on you

omg is there anything better than "bbq western burgers"

i doubt it

problem is they're 1500 calories so you gotta eat like one and that's it. kinda not worth it

Mandator
Aug 27, 2007



i'm'a get two tonight, gently caress it

Mandator
Aug 27, 2007



Mr. 47 posted:

Is that Charles Schwab?

yes i am charles schwab

Mandator
Aug 27, 2007



quote:

And we will no longer want you,

I certainly will not, and you will die cold and alone in a world of regret, forever haunted by your own foolishness which drove all of the good guys such as myself away. And you will have no one to blame but yourself, knowing that you are responsible for the impending extinction of nice guys.

Mandator
Aug 27, 2007



pathetic little tramp posted:

no clue as to who the girl is, but he creeped on a girl on facebook, stole her phone number and tried to call her to ask her out, leading to the walmart he works at to shun the hell outta him

http://www.girlsaskguys.com/dating/...nks-for-nothing


His whole history is solid reading material


Fuckin Chad Thundercock keeps takin all his women

edit:

oh god i found another photo, whoever this woman is she does not want to be here, she is in very real danger and looking around the room for potential weapons to use



context clues lead me to believe it is his mother (but obviously a stepmom?)

Check out the hover hand on this guy.

Mandator
Aug 27, 2007



i just got a date with a really really really cute girl for this sunday. way out of my league

already texting a lot since we exchanged numbers

i did good guys, stop being cynical and just appreciate the one person on this forum who is crushing puss on the reg

Mandator
Aug 27, 2007



also i got a handy from a fwb yesterday wtf my life is awesome!

i also am supposed to be at work right now but we are between projects so i'm working from home

and i have drugs

it's a good drat day

Mandator
Aug 27, 2007



Fat Shat Sings posted:

I've never had a cat bother me, but my dog always waited until I was walking the brown mile to come and stare at me wanting to go outside. Like, look dog, I'm not even opposed to it but you really just get me at the worst time.


don't forget to post the other half of your bipolar episode.

I'M COMING DOWN

Mandator
Aug 27, 2007



it's not bipolar, i'm constantly going up or down from that dogfood

real pure poo poo

gently caress

Mandator
Aug 27, 2007



i got owned earlier and i'm still upset about it even though everyone moved on

Mandator
Aug 27, 2007



Moridin920 posted:

look you can't just start end game raiding in WoW at level 1 can you?

you gotta work up the exp on the common mobs first and whatever

finally someone is speaking plain english in here

Mandator
Aug 27, 2007



Pick posted:

I would be cool with an Internet that work the same way as my 3DS, where you have to know somebody's code from real life to be able to talk to them or have them talk to you. Well, except what I really like about the Internet is that it allows people to share their stories without me having to get to know them first .

Like... like a phone?

Mandator
Aug 27, 2007



Mr. 47 posted:

Did he observe the five-second rule? Or was this some darker form of floor pizza or which I was previously unaware?

this is under the bed pizza

a man's gotta eat

Mandator
Aug 27, 2007



why do i know/think that

Mandator
Aug 27, 2007



i hate talking to women because they're always so busy. god, it's like, make some time

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Mandator
Aug 27, 2007



every woman in my contact list is busy tonight. haha, way to go idiots, they have no time for socializing

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