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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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green chicken feet posted:

Sounds like porn has screwed up the expectations for men when it comes to their own bodies as well as women's.

The worst victims are probably guys like that comic artist who think it also represents normal human behavior. By this point he would probably be disappointed if he ever did get into a real relationship and it wasn't 24/7 kinky sex.

Yeah, that's a major thing. Like... You're not loving most of the hours of the day. Your relationship needs more of a bedrock than that.

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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it's importnt to get the hottest mate ever because you and your spouse will be beautiful forever and never age

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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ikanreed posted:

Um. I'm male, so I can just divorce her and get another 20 year old, or whine on the internet about not getting a 20 year old forever. Duh.

she will definitely love and appreciate you for who you are and not take all your poo poo because whoo boy are u one gullible turd

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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CaptainSarcastic posted:

I use "y'all" and "ain't," and also tend to use "howdy" as my most common greeting. I am a native of the Pacific Northwest and my mother is English, though.

yeaa i wool

kawl-flower

coloring kranz

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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CaptainSarcastic posted:

As a side note regarding pronunciation, anyone who inserts an "r" into the word "wash" needs to be euthanized. "Warsh" is not a loving word. "Dishwarsher" is not a loving word.

I realized the rural Oregon accent is "mostly coherent but can't be hosed with all these letters"

yea shur s'fine

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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Pvt.Scott posted:

Hey Pick, I'm an rear end in a top hat and I'll probably break your heart. We should date.

Did you just ask me out on 9/11

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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I tend to think of niceness as instrumental, and in that way neutral, where as kindness is an intrinsic characteristic and inherently good. I know people who are nice who are terrible people, which this thread tends to highlight in a specific way, and I know nice people who are very kind, it's not that closely related. Meanwhile, I also know people who are very kind who don't quite have the social finesse to appear nice. They tend to be my favorite.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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WrenP-Complete posted:

Could you please share examples from fiction?

Uhhhh I don't normally think of these things in terms of fictional characters, but whammo blammo here it is


Nice & Kind: maya fey
Nice & Unkind: damon gant
Not Nice and Kind: miles edgeworth
Not Nice and Not Kind: manfred von karma

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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Pvt.Scott posted:

Hey, so about that date, you gonna turn me down or keep playing with my heart over here?

Sorry, I had a human skull memory and my kokoro loving teleported back to Pine Town. ask me in a month

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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NomChompsky posted:

I can do that but I don't remember anyone's names

Nice & Kind: that idiot elf lady i married
Nice & Unkind: the dude who has the ghost in his brain
Not Nice and Kind: the dwarfy guy they brought back for the final game
Not Nice and Not Kind: the elfy one with the lovely tattoos

You're so full of poo poo

In order:
Nice and kind: varric
Nice and unkind: orsino
Not nice and kind: aveline
Not nice and not kind: sister petrice

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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phasmid posted:

Shame on all of you.

It's not my fault, I did it with classic ace attorney characters

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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Tricky D posted:

If I stick it out long enough, I can get enough emotional leverage to make my girlfriend give up her beloved pet. -A real nice guy

I got my cat from a woman whose husband forbade her to keep it. The cat preceded her relationship. Dude was a jerk.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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Pvt.Scott posted:

Did he at least have bad allergies and/or was he secretly a mummy and so was afraid of cats like in the Brendan Fraser smash hit movie The Mummy?

Nope he didn't like the cat "pressing" him (cuddling)

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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CaptainSarcastic posted:

So, in other words, he was an rear end in a top hat.

I grew up with both cats and dogs, and just can't understand people who don't like them.

He is a really swell cat too, that is basically all he does, cuddle and solicit belly rubs

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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i did not realize a guy was into me and i made him sad and angry (sangry) and this thread feels awkward now

i have done this a lot o times

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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Troposphere posted:

give me the deets girl

friendship with men is difficult if they find you attractive :(

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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NomChompsky posted:

I have some friends who are girls and I find some of them attractive but we have no issues.

It might be because they would likely rather die than date me though and I don't blame them one bit.

im ur friend, nom

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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Mak0rz posted:

If doesn't have to be tho. You just need better man friends that are normal and not grad students/scientists

this is hard because i have a strong impulse to befriend everyone irl

also like three of my friends have committed suicide so i hate leaving people friendless or feeling unwanted because no matter what people tell you their blood is at least sort of on your hands (there's some blood on everybody's hands but there's blood on everbody's hands)

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