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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Nathilus posted:

You still die alone. Ever been in a lot of pain? Remember how it takes you out of reality and puts you totally inside yourself? How it becomes impossible to consider anything but the agony? Death is a subjective experience that is inherently unsharable.

Look buddy, I've seen Flatliners, you aren't impressing me with that voodoo crap. :colbert:

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Apr 8, 2012

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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

mind the walrus posted:

The vast majority of deaths are drawn out and painful as all hell, even the cushy ones where you die in your sleep because you usually have years if not decades of costly and invasive medical procedures while your faculties constantly dim.

True. You can influence the whole process by taking good care of yourself though....the healthier you are, the quicker your death is likely to be :eng101:

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf

The Dennis System posted:

I will never have a girlfriend or a wife. I will be alone my whole life and then I will die alone.

Truth: This is a truth for the majority of goons.

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
Truth: until you die, there is no proof that you are NOT immortal.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I was listening to a podcast just now and the people were marveling at this person who works all the time, 16 hours a day, works on a walking treadmill, etc.

Truth: People that work all day every day are loving losers. (unless you literally have to work 100 hours a week to survive) There are friends, family, millions of things to see in this world, and you spend all day, every day in an office working? That's loving sad, not admirable.

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

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Grimey Drawer
Truth: the city will be shutting off my water tomorrow.
Truth: I need dope more than I need water.
Truth: I feel I make reasonable compromises.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

True. You can influence the whole process by taking good care of yourself though....the healthier you are, the quicker your death is likely to be :eng101:

In which case your brain will probably be the first major thing to go so you'll be a violent and shockingly strong centenarian with no theory of mind for a long while

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Aug 31, 2016

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Jul 31, 2003


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Jun 6, 2004

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Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
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