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bbcisdabomb
Jan 14, 2008

SHEESH


Trabant posted:

Incoming hot take: there are something like... ten or so pasta shapes which make a difference in the dish. The rest is all either purely for fun or pure wankery, depending on how cynical you feel.

Everyone post your favorite pasta shapes. I have the first four shapes that make pasta taste better!

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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011



Ultra Carp

In all seriousness I always liked the novelty shapes because they seemed more substantial and held onto the sauce better.

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP!
BIIITCH!






Love this shape with a sauce with heavy cream like alfredo or carbonara

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 60 minutes!


Casu Marzu posted:



Love this shape with a sauce with heavy cream like alfredo or carbonara

carbonara does not have heavy cream

Robviously
Aug 21, 2010

Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist.



Casu Marzu posted:



Love this shape with a sauce with heavy cream like alfredo or carbonara

Alfredo should not have heavy cream

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011



Ultra Carp

I love this thread, always circles back to carbchat

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP!
BIIITCH!




more falafel please posted:

carbonara does not have heavy cream


Robviously posted:

Alfredo should not have heavy cream

droll
Jan 9, 2020


Casu Marzu posted:

Love this shape with a sauce with heavy cream like alfredo or carbonara

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust



more falafel please posted:

carbonara does not have heavy cream

Don't tell me what i can't do

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012



Do you want a bunch of italians to laugh at you online

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust



I dream of taking an Italian to try the spaghetti at Jollibees.

enki42
Jun 11, 2001
#ATMLIVESMATTER

Put this Nazi-lover on ignore immediately!


I'm laughing at the thought of an italian visibly upset at the lack of authenticity for his penis pasta sauce.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014



more falafel please posted:

carbonara does not have heavy cream

Robviously posted:

Alfredo should not have heavy cream

italian-like posting detected. jarvis, add garlic to the carbonara

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009



i'm italian and i can say with 100% certainty that it's not real carbonara if you don't stick your freaking dick into it

droll
Jan 9, 2020



What are your thoughts on $50/lb pasta made by American youtubers?

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003

I
ANALYZE
CARTOONS


Soiled Meat

I am not Italian or a Caucasian from America, I am Korean, therefore I am the only impartial judge here

Carbonara with cream deserves to exist but maybe should be called American Carbonara or something to distinguish it from the original Italian Carbonara

anakha
Sep 16, 2009


Say 'Thank you, Ershin'.

Say it.




Mu Zeta posted:

I dream of taking an Italian to try the spaghetti at Jollibees.

It's been done before.

toplitzin
Jun 13, 2003


Steve Yun posted:

I am not Italian or a Caucasian from America, I am Korean, therefore I am the only impartial judge here

Carbonara with cream deserves to exist but maybe should be called American Carbonara or something to distinguish it from the original Italian Carbonara

If I put wheels on your grandmother does that make her a bicycle?

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP!
BIIITCH!




Town bicycle was already her nickname so

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

a real bad post



Casu Marzu posted:



Love this shape with a sauce with heavy cream like alfredo or carbonara

No one is concerned about the peas that are stored in the balls?

droll
Jan 9, 2020


Shrapnig posted:

No one is concerned about the peas that are stored in the balls?

There are no peas in carbonara you motherfucking rear end in a top hat!

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Lipstick Apathy

peas are stored in the balls though

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012



"Italia squisita?"

"Yes, I would like to report a Pasta Crime on the Something Awful forums."

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.


This guy calls it a pasta machine, but then he just makes ramen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJpjaHWx7xs

do watch it, the whole video is absolutely hypnotic. If you really got no taste skip to 32 minutes in. For some drat good looking ramen.

DangerDummy!
Jul 6, 2009



droll posted:

There are no peas in carbonara you motherfucking rear end in a top hat!

It compliments the ham so well, though.

enki42
Jun 11, 2001
#ATMLIVESMATTER

Put this Nazi-lover on ignore immediately!


Plus the garlic just overpowers everything without some peas.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust



and the SPAM adds that great hint of smokiness

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011



Ultra Carp

I usually just make a Brazilian carbonara which has a fuckload of corn and rice in it

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008






Yay, new Chefitect Yang video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HIj2PqpKuU

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Bliss Authority
Jul 6, 2011

I'm not saying it was witches

but it was witches



Gaius Marius posted:

Do you want a bunch of italians to laugh at you online

good avatar for this post

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