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VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

ManofManyAliases posted:

Not really. Pretty doubtful that we'll get 2.6 live by Friday.

# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 23:28

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 10:47

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 00:16

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

ManofManyAliases posted:

And I'm technically not wrong.

You've got 17 days my napa princess.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 00:18

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

ManofManyAliases posted:

And I'm technically not wrong.

The funny thing is if the 3.0 rumor is true you will be technically wrong because they'll skip 2.6

:smug:

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 00:19

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

peter gabriel posted:

2.6 won't come out this year and if it does I will eat my own arse

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 01:23

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

peter gabriel posted:

Worse I think...

Is anyone worse than me at Deus Ex? I think not

I have lots of problems too, PoE is about 300 hours short of the true time (wasn't on steam in beta).

I don't even want to know how many hours of WoW I played back in the day... I think I was up to a year online around 2012 - played every xpac for like 2 weeks since.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 01:27

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

Dementropy posted:

I hope they didn't doxx him by using publicly available information.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 02:56

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

I.N.R.I posted:

Hi, hope you're all enjoying doing Stalking on people associated with this videogame. i just want to offer a quick reminder for you all to call or visit your parents wherever possible because they love and care about you

Can I doxx my parents?

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 03:31

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

I.N.R.I posted:

I'm personally against the concept of doxxing. I think it's at best intimidating and potentially humiliating to the victim and at it's worst can ruin lives and lead to suicide

SeemsGood

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 03:43

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

I love agile development, it allows me to not look at anything holistically.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 04:26

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

Amarcarts posted:

Stuck waiting on these releases
Hope they don't make a console port
Suffocation
No Breathing
The airlock's glitched, and my wallet's bleeding

Nanananananananana

Overwhelmed by bug reports

Contemplating suicide?

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 05:19

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

A Neurotic Corncob posted:

https://twitter.com/RobertsSpaceInd/status/808873887618318336

Grenades aren't an option

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 05:36

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

peter gabriel posted:

Is it literally just me left then?

I'm in for $45 still

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 22:55

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

ArfJason posted:

lul

# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 04:08

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

There'll be another Top Gear/Grand Tour ripoff. Also Sandi will be caught death staring again (I hope)

# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 05:01

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

I am ~~Negan~~ Derek Tamras

# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 20:11

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

Guys, I've been cataloging the important stuff, Ben is wearing the same shirt as the anniversary stream. I have some images for comparison.

Today:

Last stream

# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 20:39

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

TheLightPurges posted:

wtf man there are kids reading this thread

Softcore arm vag is fine for the kids

# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 20:46

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

moma Moma MOMA!

:smug:

# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 20:50

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 21:32

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

BeefThief posted:

I had to mute the stream for a minute because i was more interested in some dogs barking outside

Same, guy had a whipper snipper going at 7am on a Saturday, was pretty hype.

# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 21:58

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Need a TL;DR

# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 22:10

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

moma Moma MOMA!

:smug:

# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 22:11

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

TheLightPurges posted:

Not enough of the people I disagree with are shadowbanned.

Healthy outlook on human diversity.

# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 22:11

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

moma Moma MOMA!

:smug:

# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 22:45

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

SelenicMartian posted:

http://i.imgur.com/Ahmk95y.mp4

# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 06:59

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

I called FYAD last night and they doxxed me because I love beanie babies.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2016 23:37

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

I'm not going to say who I doxxed but please stop shelving beanie babies in your crapper.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2016 23:38

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

ArfJason posted:

I just wish the epic chillaxed mod bruh who issued a mod challenge like the gbs bitch he is would do something about actual rules breaking rather than being tricked into hunting snipes

# ¿ Dec 20, 2016 03:48

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

ArfJason posted:

Great work Poirot, now can you do something about the antisemitism? Punishing the doxxing would be mucho appreciated, too.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2016 03:51

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

I.N.R.I posted:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ¿ Dec 20, 2016 05:12

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

ManofManyAliases posted:

Every mission is complete and has already been grey/white boxed.

# ¿ Dec 22, 2016 02:49

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

ManofManyAliases posted:

It's more than someone's word in regards to the information I have about the game.

# ¿ Dec 22, 2016 03:35

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

Mirificus posted:

Updated chart

Putting in work!

# ¿ Dec 22, 2016 06:18

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

moma Moma MOMA! How good was the holiday livestream? Amirite?

:discourse:

# ¿ Dec 22, 2016 22:39

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

poo poo beet that's no good, glad you and your family are okay though.

# ¿ Dec 23, 2016 00:26

VealCutlet: Dec 21, 2015; I am a marketing god, shave that shit

Tokamak posted:

I can't get over how many citizens are saying that SM is a good FPS. I'm not a huge FPS player, but I have played CS, Quake 3, Halo 2, etc. and still play the occasional single player FPS like Wolfenstein and Doom. It's pretty clear even from video that it is nowhere near any popular game.

It plays like a FFA arena shooter with no consideration given to weapon balance or 'moment to moment' strategic decision making and flow. If you don't ignore the networking or that there is never going to be 'high level play' due to no ranked/private matchmaking, it's trash tier.