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tooterfish posted:They're not acting though? whatever it is they're doing makes me physically uncomfortable watching. I'm not even talking about the content of the lies or whatever, just strictly the delivery. It's really unnerving.
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big nipples big life posted:please stop quoting the 300 loving embedded videos post they're not embedded unless you turn that feature on somehow, so that's on you why the gently caress would you have embedded videos turned on anyway?
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big nipples big life posted:Yeah this. Just post urls instead of a hundred videos he did, they're just urls...again the thing you're complaining about is the 'feature' you could just turn off. e- out of curiosity where is the on/off switch for this because I couldnt find it in the control panel.
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Jul 1, 2018 15:19
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Daztek posted:The post has them in video tags, which embed. If you use actual url tags they don't. oh you're right, I went to quote it of curiosity and that's a whole love of video types. I wonder why it doesn't show up as embedded videos for me and just links though.
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Lack of Gravitas posted:Curiosity is contagious cheers Lladre posted:Because you have a shark skin brain. i find the smoother my brain, the fasterer my thinking is
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SCSUcksDealwithit posted:600i commercial making contest. this really stuck out to me quote:The Community team has been planning a wide variety of activities for you all to participate in throughout the year and into next, all coupled with sweet prizes. So even if this contest isn't for you, we’ve got some exciting opportunities coming for you to leave your mark in the Star Citizen universe. (Seriously, we're doing more contests in 2018 than EVER before!) Sounds like 1) sales are drying up and they're getting desperate to drum up support, 2) fired all the people who used to pump these commercials out both great things for star citizener Can't wait for the stories of the janitorial company who were offered jpegs in lieu of payment quote:I would like so much to do the 600i commercial contest but I don't get a 600i in hangar yet. Can a player loans me its 600i? If yes, is it considered as a cooperation video? Thank you! oh gently caress I just realized you have to have bought this loving thing to even enter the contest hahahah, I mean just when you think it couldn't get shittier, Cig finds a way Morphix fucked around with this message at 01:02 on Jul 2, 2018 |
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Jul 2, 2018 00:58
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Sarsapariller posted:Wait so how are people doing the 600i commercial supposed to get footage of it? Is this actually a marketing trick to get people to buy their $600 ship and film it, in exchange for a $60 ship? LOL I mean they're giving out up to 3 of each winning prize entry, so really it's like only $200 per person if you combine your fleets/resources/paychecks commando, bet you didn't think about that when you spread such terrible fud
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Hobold posted:What happened that they're talking poo poo about Hamill? my guess would be https://twitter.com/HamillHimself/status/1010610233528410112 https://old.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/8tj6uw/cig_kindly_remove_this_paranoid_psychopath_racist/ I'm guessing the chud and crazy citizen who can't get enough of Black Man Saying Bad things About Videogame cross over is pretty high. Kind of like how cuck porn is big hit in white america. there's some real normal behavior guiding the truly devoted citizens.
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Meridian posted:Eh...let's not man. It's not a good look. ya in hindsight its not the best take
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Jul 2, 2018 06:44
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big nipples big life posted:I bet you can just launch cheat engine and memory edit in a shitload of space money. goddamn I'd waste $50 bucks on an account just to do this if it was possible, I remember when someone hacked me a bunch of money in GTA5 and I really appreciated that. I bet Citizens would as well 
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EvilMerlin posted:CIG didn't have to make the game bigger. The backers asked them, via funding, to make the game bigger. did you really pay ten bux to post this rubbish? I mean citizens and money...eitherway thanks for the laughs
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Jul 2, 2018 22:24
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Cameroon_TLPC posted:Exactly. It's nice to see that some backers out there actually understand game development. I don't have any experience in videogame creating but when I was 17 I made an animation in 3dmax* and my A/V teacher said it was pretty neat How do I get on the groundfloor of whatever is your making. *nothings changed in 3dmax in the past 15 years if I understand correctly
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Cameroon_TLPC posted:The second round of funding will begin soon. listen I spent all my money on non-refundable spaceship pictures, the less I say the better but I'm willing to invest all of them into this great opportunity, almost all of them punch above their weight as well. ...my blog from the early days of the internet centered on the important distinction between pedophilia and Hebephilia, and my personal favorite ephebophilia. all very scholarly work I assure you. this won't be an issue right? Morphix fucked around with this message at 23:17 on Jul 2, 2018 |
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intardnation posted:There isnt profit until launch for a kickstarter/crowd funded game and I highly doubt he would have delivered the game previously described. so like what happens if they can't pay off that Coutts loan...? Like can the UK government go after the CEO's assets through bankruptcy or is it like the US where llc protects you from all bad decisions? I know the answer is probably nothing and the tax payer will end up paying the bill, but maybe the UK is a more sane place.
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Hav posted:good info so pretty much like US corporate structures and in the end Roberts will walk away with a new boat....gently caress. The thing I don't understand is, the citizens consider themselves investors (lets pretend), so at some point isn't Roberts lying to his investors about the viability of the product they're putting money into? Even if we consider them just customers, is there any case law or precedents that would allow any sort of punishment for Roberts & Co? Like I get we live in the dumb age of caveat emptor 4eva but like, if that Elizabeth Holmes lady lost the majority of her cash, is there any chance any sort of justice will ever fall onto this trainwreck? e- this is why illegal markets are so much better in a way, you gently caress around and you get got. I mean you can get got for other reasons, but there is a certain honor. You gently caress enough people over and it's assumed you best start a new life. Morphix fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Jul 3, 2018 |
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Jul 3, 2018 01:17
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Ursine Catastrophe posted:the takeaway of theranos, and shkreli, and enron, and madoff, is that if you scam a handful of rich people who can afford lawyers you're hosed but if you scam a lot of poor people who can't you're just a successful business owner so our only hope for any sort of justice is clifford, body pillow in tow, leading the whales in revolt.... fuuuuuuuuck
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Jul 3, 2018 01:39
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Hav posted:Anything used to promote the future success of something using bogus numbers actually falls into an interesting gap, so the funding tracker becomes a pinless grenade of sorts. Could you elaborate on this bit. My understanding is it's sort of like a sort of securities fraud where you're giving false earnings reports to inflate a stock, which I feel like I've read at least one or two cases where this was very important. But I also remember the one accounting class I took and that gave the impression that all accounting is basically fraud at one level or another. But to what level of the tracker not being real would this be an issue, like lets say they're only 10% inflated is that okay? Is it only an issue if we start getting into the doubling of it (90 million actually raised)? Pardon if my terms are all rear end backwards, I havn't been in the formal economy for almost a decade at this point and it confuses the poo poo out of me.
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Hav posted:Shrouds of the avatar appears to be going through an accelerated arc of this. Thanks for the info, out of curiosity is there a good write up somewhere about this shrouds thing? That's the game where everything is for sale right?
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Jul 3, 2018 16:37
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Daztek posted:Analytics informs us that the average questing player is making around 1,700 aUEC/day, and the average session of those players is 30-40 minutes. We liked the balance of working for about 3 days to upgrade a piece of gear, based on our own experiences playing MMOs and the rate we'd upgrade. What I mean even if we're being charitable and its only 30-40min x 3 days that's still and hour and half of loving gaming to get a better gun? Who the gently caress are these people, who enjoys gaming like this. Like at the worst I remember 5-8hr WoW sessions for like the best of the best of Mage items, but that was 1 loving item in the entire game (maybe there is more now). And even than I remember thinking 'never again game, never again'
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Erenthal posted:Now imagine them balancing the entire economy, and figuring out how long ships are going to take to grind for. nevermind the entire economy, I don't understand how these people who supposedly consume this stuff daily because there is no game so lets theorycraft, how they read this poo poo and go 'ya that sounds right' It's almost like the shotgun approach of infodumpin that CIG does is designed not to educate it's users, but obfuscate the fact that these people have no idea what they're doing. I mean there can't be more than a handful of citizens who actually read all this poo poo, watch all the videos, keep up with this theorycrafting fever dream.
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Hav posted:"Cautiously Optimistic" this is amazing, wish I had the abilities to insert one of the noodlemen into the scene edit- or that one event horizon noodlemen that was teleporting from the cockpit towards the camera Morphix fucked around with this message at 19:22 on Jul 3, 2018 |
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The Saddest Robot posted:Wait you can't steal someone else's mining ship unless you've paid real money? would a youtube video of the developers saying it's going to be in the next patch alleviate your fear? I can send you the 2015, 16, 17 or even 2018 versions. All quality productions of the best drat space sim. Hav posted:You started me down a Dali hole, and I found this. this and the astroboy stuff is why the internet is a wonderful place
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Hav posted:When you're right, you're right; hahahahah yessssss
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Maltloaf posted:
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https://imgur.com/28OZkbd all that hollywood-grade mo-cap and ground-breaking animations are really paying off, not now, this is tier 0, obviously
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/\/\/\they could ban these fuckers so easily and like 90% of our laughs would stop and their community would be levels of better, yet here we are/\/\ So if a high level director has to sign off every stupid thing, how the gently caress does a company, who spends so much time talking about their fps guns, gently caress up something so simple, like did nobody try aiming with the gun, like where is the oversight that's slowing everything down Morphix fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Jul 4, 2018 |
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Zaphod42 posted:Why would you even have a scope if you're wearing a space helmet? i think its because like many much more eloquent posters have pointed out, space worms have infested Roberts brain and he hasn't actually had an original or interesting or well thought out idea since the 90s., possible ever. Because lets be honest, stealing star wars poo poo and putting it into a video game when cinematics were becoming a thing in the industry isn't exactly high concept poo poo.
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Beet Wagon posted:Hold on a second, is that whole thing going down because Gremlich believes the action of ejecting casings is what causes muzzle climb? I've been known to fire many many machine-guns, people are always telling me, "wow mister, you look like you've fired a lot of machine-guns" if you have any machine-gun related questions, I can answer them all http://www.kulturemedia.org/itemimage/GatoradeMocksAsianWeaklingimg-gatorade-flexes.png (the url is something else) e- apparantly the site stopped the image from showing up, jerks now this half working joke completely fell apart Morphix fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Jul 4, 2018 |
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https://old.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/8vvmu7/voyager_direct_melt_is_live/ Does this mean that you can now more easily sell your previously purchased items (that aren't doing poo poo) and trade them in for in game currency which can't be used to buy new ships, instead can simply be spent on...ammo and rebuy costs i guess quote:Jesus.... I went from 5K UEC to 401k UEC...... and they're excited for this 'feature' e- dog taxxe, i have no cats, thats brain, shes a good dog 
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MedicineHut posted:
well look at me jumping to conclusions and being unfair to the verse', they're just optimizing the store citizen experience. I'll report to mop duty on the SS IDRIS asap
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alright side note, i see the banner at the bottom asking to give lowtax money, i assume its some antiadblock thing to guilt us into turning it off i turn it off and refresh the page and instantly get some desync file attempting to download couple times a second, the gently caress kind of ads is lowtax running on here
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fuuuuuuuuuck lowtax just add a monthly $1-10/patreon to access the forums or whatever, if I'm willing to pay for cum related podcasts I can probably fit this into my budget but gently caress ever turning off addblock on this site how many vietnam broken brained individuals does the verse have? it seems to be kind of a common thing to be a space grandpa who isn't used to people questioning his AUTHORITY Morphix fucked around with this message at 17:10 on Jul 4, 2018 |
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Quavers posted:
https://robertsspaceindustries.com/spectrum/community/SC/forum/3/thread/4th-of-july-screenshot-contest/1301540 quote:Lunar@Nector +3 Votes hmmmmmm why indeed
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That Warframe thing looks pretty pretty good. Thank god CiG invested heavy into that FOIP tech though, that's whats really gonna set them apart. The attention to details. is the ninja game worth a download?
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G0RF posted:https://twitter.com/J_Cottee/status/1015790363838042112 with the full wrath of twitter, the mighty code whisperer was finally forced to admit hes a doo doo head
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