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What changes will the new ownership bring to the UFC?
This poll is closed.
Business as usual 12 7.55%
A few changes 45 28.30%
This is kind of crazy 55 34.59%
This is batfuck insane 47 29.56%
Total: 159 votes
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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Tsyni posted:

lmao, his house is rad and after seeing it I think he's a rad dude

Dana white is one of my favourite people ever.

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Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

Tsyni posted:

lmao, his house is rad and after seeing it I think he's a rad dude

This, I have no issue with his Maine vacation house. If you are rich as poo poo, then go buy some land out in the country and build your own private fun park.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Work Friend Keven posted:

Kind of sucks that in 2 years mma is going to be 3 fights between guys in headgear brought to you by toyota over the course of 2 hours and there wont be anyone around to make music videos celebrating when fighters from different promotions lose a fight.

i wouldnt worry too much about that keven

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

JaySB posted:

Rogan UFC fight recap is up. Aside from Brendan Schaub being unbearable stupid it's pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5rwIv41ACM

Christ, Brendan somehow got less bearable between the first time I saw him on Joe's podcast, and this one.

Dead Snoopy
Mar 23, 2005
Can somebody tell me what the attraction/appeal of seeing Fighter & The Kid live? Not only is it sold out in Vancouver, they added a second show.

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Christ, Brendan somehow got less bearable between the first time I saw him on Joe's podcast, and this one.

I disagree!

mistakinder
Mar 19, 2010

YES

Dead Snoopy posted:

Can somebody tell me what the attraction/appeal of seeing Fighter & The Kid live? Not only is it sold out in Vancouver, they added a second show.

As discussed previously on these threads, Brendan is one of the most gifted physical comedians of his generation so presumably they bring in a mid-tier heavyweight to knock him out in increasingly hilarious ways for the crowd

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
I have a long drive coming up, so I'll listen to the recap podcast on that.

I just hope Eddie Bravo says some conspiracy theory poo poo, because everybody handles his opinions with kid gloves and gently half-disagrees with only the most insane parts. Then the rest of the show he shuts up except to get in some passive-aggressive jabs about conspiracy theories being real and it's funny to hear him pout for 2 and a half hours.

Southpaugh
May 26, 2007

Smokey Bacon


Cody fighting Cruz to a decision win is just bizarre, I can't get my head around it. Why did he not finish him or try to anywhere around those three knockdowns?

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Southpaugh posted:

Cody fighting Cruz to a decision win is just bizarre, I can't get my head around it. Why did he not finish him or try to anywhere around those three knockdowns?

probably the fight was really one sided and he clearly didnt respect cruz's finishing power. and cruz got up so fast every time anyway

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Southpaugh posted:

Cody fighting Cruz to a decision win is just bizarre, I can't get my head around it. Why did he not finish him or try to anywhere around those three knockdowns?

" I am dominating Dominic, a talented wrestler and grappler, on the feet. Maybe I should chase him to the ground for literally no gain?"

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
I think he just didn't want to stop punching Dom in the face

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
Cody's actually still dumb and if the gameplan was to make cruz fight in the middle of the cage and not chase him cody's going to pick up a KOed cruz, set him in the middle of the cage, and do a pushup while cruz wakes back up.

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
Just my opinion, hope nobody calls me a computer programmer for it

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Work Friend Keven posted:

Cody's actually still dumb and if the gameplan was to make cruz fight in the middle of the cage and not chase him cody's going to pick up a KOed cruz, set him in the middle of the cage, and do a pushup while cruz wakes back up.

Lol

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Keg posted:

I just hope Eddie Bravo says some conspiracy theory poo poo, because everybody handles his opinions with kid gloves and gently half-disagrees with only the most insane parts. Then the rest of the show he shuts up except to get in some passive-aggressive jabs about conspiracy theories being real and it's funny to hear him pout for 2 and a half hours.

Listen to the fight companion for the last MMDMMMMJ fight. Callen and Eddie bicker for like an hour of it about conspiracy theories and Eddie can't grasp some concepts about people being forced to work.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

manyak posted:

They played to her strengths with her chin, power, confidence etc and it worked for a while. The notion that she shouldve gone to Jackson's and learned how to dance around on the outside and oblique kick is pretty funny and may have resulted in her losing to like Bethe coreia by decision instead of walking over her. It wouldve been cool to see her at Kings considering she seems to have a knack for landing good knees in the clinch but oh well

I wonder if the UFC still pays for her to have an apartment closer to Glendale, because for someone living in Venice it is waaaaaaay easier and faster to drive to Kings.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
Jon Bone Jones is claiming 2016 is the first year since high school he's not smoked weed and that he's overcome his reliance on it. He's such a loving knob head I hate him so much.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
Jon Jones is a changed man.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
Now that Jon Jones doesn't do drugs or drink alcohol, he is finally cool.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
One of the weird things I noticed about the finish on Rouseys fight is she just kind of reset in her corner after it was stopped like she thought the fight was about to get restarted. https://streamable.com/364pg

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Le Saboteur posted:

One of the weird things I noticed about the finish on Rouseys fight is she just kind of reset in her corner after it was stopped like she thought the fight was about to get restarted. https://streamable.com/364pg

yeah, that's called brain damage.

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

she needs to retire

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene

Google Butt posted:

she needs to retire

she'll

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Why does she need to retire? She's lost two fights and is 29 years old. What she needs to do is fight more often and not take weirdo breaks where she gets fat and depressed for a year

It's not like WMMA is loving crawling with talent, man. If Ronda leaves it'll be a big blow to WMMA no matter what, so I definitely hope she stays

Novum
May 26, 2012

That's how we roll

Zzulu posted:

Why does she need to retire? She's lost two fights and is 29 years old. What she needs to do is fight more often and not take weirdo breaks where she gets fat and depressed for a year

It's not like WMMA is loving crawling with talent, man. If Ronda leaves it'll be a big blow to WMMA no matter what, so I definitely hope she stays

As a mercy to her own mental well being she should retire is the sentiment I think.

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Zzulu posted:

Why does she need to retire? She's lost two fights and is 29 years old. What she needs to do is fight more often and not take weirdo breaks where she gets fat and depressed for a year

It's not like WMMA is loving crawling with talent, man. If Ronda leaves it'll be a big blow to WMMA no matter what, so I definitely hope she stays

Because her losses involved her receiving a lot of head trauma. She's set for life, it's unnecessary irreversible brain damage and mental anguish.

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

Zzulu posted:

Why does she need to retire? She's lost two fights and is 29 years old. What she needs to do is fight more often and not take weirdo breaks where she gets fat and depressed for a year

It's not like WMMA is loving crawling with talent, man. If Ronda leaves it'll be a big blow to WMMA no matter what, so I definitely hope she stays

For the sake of the fans, sure.

From her POV, she should retire because she's got options, whether its movies, TV shows, or whatever. Even if those have all dried up, she's very wealthy and no longer needs to get punched in the face for money.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Dan henderson lost 15 times before he retired

Ronda needs to stay. It's weird that fans want her to retire because she's rich and 'got options'. Every single fight of hers has been great, I want her to stick around

Good point keep talkin
Sep 14, 2011


When did Robbie get kicked out and come back? I feel like Ronda could definitely return and go on a tear but it's predicated on her ability to recognize where she's lacking and get the gently caress away from Edmund.

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Invicta Bantamweight champion Ronda Rousey

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Oh yeah she definitely needs to leave that camp for good. It's a boxing camp and everyone who goes there seems to get worse

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


dan henderson and robbie lawler's skulls are different to ronda rousey's and also probably a lot of other people

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Zzulu posted:

Dan henderson lost 15 times before he retired

Ronda needs to stay. It's weird that fans want her to retire because she's rich and 'got options'. Every single fight of hers has been great, I want her to stick around

Tj grant received a concussion in training and retired. What's your point?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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My point is I don't think she's some wrecked shambling ghost of her former self who has suffered so much braindamage that she can no longer be competitive

So MY vote is she should keep fighting :colbert:

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
i'd be down if Ronda kept fighting

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

I never want to watch Ronda fight again unless she drastically changes her approach to fighting. Seeing her return from a devastating loss where her many flaws were exposed to doing the exact same thing after a long layoff is frustrating, and now that people have the blueprint to beat her I think it'll just keep happening.

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
Even if Ronda want to come back, she's in a weird position. She makes too much to be fighting in anything but the main event but she doesn't deserve to be there anymore

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


You're all going to watch Ronda's next fight like :staredog: no matter what she does to her training.

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Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Ronda is probably still perfectly capable of judo throwing 90% of the division and subbing them, but kind of like the Rogan recap said, it's no good enough in the 2016 onwards era to be a part time fighter in a specialist camp with bad trainers. You can't be the best at everything, but you need to be good enough at everything so that the things you're not good at aren't even an issue and she's not at that level or even close.

If she's not willing to go to a camp that's going to kick her rear end and show her something new every single day, with no hero worship or movies, she might as well retire because there's nothing left in MMA for her. She'd never share a camp with Holm because of who she is barring a miracle, but she'd improve leaps and bounds at Jacksons.

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