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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

I hit the drums, so pay up

Good news for TNA fans: It's still around!
Bad news: Everything else!

Nothing much happened in February until this week when Everything happened. Drew Galloway is gone. Mike Bennett and Maria are gone. The Hardys are gone, and the physical tag titles are with them. Tapings are this week, and TNA had a chance to have the Hardys come back and drop them but


But hey at least we have Jeff Jarrett! And Karen Jarrett will be back on TV soon!

rare Magic card l00k posted:

Oh my god TNA what the hell is wrong with you.

Support the Don:

CubsWoo posted:

The Don West insane deals are back:

5 shirts for $20
The Jarrett Guitar for $80 (now personally autographed maybe? was it this way before)
Jeff Hardy Louisville Slugger + ball cap for $30
4 hats for $25
30 8x10 pictures for $10
10 random banners for $25
5 DVDs and 2 shirts + 3 random bonus items for $20

http://shoptna.com/Insane-Deals.aspx

Current champions:
World Champ - Lashley
Grand Champ - Moose
X Champ - Trevor Lee
Knockouts Champ - Rosemary
Tag Champs - Hardys

https://twitter.com/SoDuTw/status/836394593017028608

Chris James 2 fucked around with this message at Mar 9, 2017 around 03:33

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Why is the fake MMA title still a thing

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!


#LowMorale

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

who are the people left that can be even slightly considered a draw, the wolves and lashley?

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
And now the whole nation - pulpit and all - will take up the war-cry, and shout itself hoarse, and mob any honest man who ventures to open his mouth; and presently such mouths will cease to open.

Alienating the Hardys, the only positive thing that's happened with TNA in . . . uhh . . . (when did Christian leave?) is so TNA. If anything they should be giving the Hardys 10% of their profits in the event they ever make any.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Wait, I thought Mike and Maria signed a new deal?

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

madam, your hydraulic pressure is atrocious!

TNA will one day just be Abyss slamming himself into tacks over and over, drawing the same .01 rating week after week.

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

Jerusalem posted:

Wait, I thought Mike and Maria signed a new deal?

I believe that was a per-appearance thing.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Jerusalem posted:

Wait, I thought Mike and Maria signed a new deal?

Last I heard is that Maria is leaving wrestling to finish up school, while Bennett will stick around.

I don't even know who would bother signing Bennett now, given that his wife's rear end is the most interesting thing about him.

Sugar Blaster
Dec 14, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!

i appreciate the murder by death reference in the title.

also i hope tna stays around forever because lol @ them not signing their tag champions and then not allowing their tag champions to come back to drop the belts on a taped show.

Jason Sextro
Jul 30, 2003

Un alpha en développement depuis quatre ans? C'est incroyable!



it's too bad Bobby Heenan isn't around to call them The Real World Tag Team Champions

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Don't forget guys, do YOU like schedule?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

I hit the drums, so pay up

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Don't forget guys, do YOU like schedule?

All they had to do was not gently caress up for three days and that would have made the OP easily

and then they hosed up everything and it feels like a year ago that that typo was made

Martian Buddy
Jun 4, 2010

Are you ready to swear
right here,
right now,
before the devil


So what are the odds that TNA has to make new tag title belts because they hosed up with the Hardys so badly

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Chris James 2 posted:

All they had to do was not gently caress up for three days and that would have made the OP easily

and then they hosed up everything and it feels like a year ago that that typo was made

I still don't even know what they were originally going for because of the capping of YOU

ZixTheYeti
Jul 12, 2005

Hellarious!

Chris James 2 posted:

All they had to do was not gently caress up for three days


I'm pretty sure this is a longer shot than Titus O'Neil's winning odds.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

Two scoops of bullshit in every rovert post!


Martian Buddy posted:

So what are the odds that TNA has to make new tag title belts because they hosed up with the Hardys so badly

I haven't heard if they had hired a script writer to replace Dave Lagana so anything is possible.

They could use the GFW Tag titles.

Martian Buddy
Jun 4, 2010

Are you ready to swear
right here,
right now,
before the devil


rovert posted:

I haven't heard if they had hired a script writer to replace Dave Lagana so anything is possible.

They could use the GFW Tag titles.

GFW 2: Total Nonstop Action

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Who are even the tag teams left? Didn't they already break up every semi-relevant team?

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Benne posted:

Who are even the tag teams left? Didn't they already break up every semi-relevant team?

Literally yes.

Wolves, Lee and Everett, Drake and Tyrus, all feuding.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

I bet against K-1


I guess they really are gonna do a reboot.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!


Martian Buddy posted:

So what are the odds that TNA has to make new tag title belts because they hosed up with the Hardys so badly

I want to see those belts framed and hung on a wall in the Hardy compound.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

Prepare to be emancipated from your own inferior genes!


Grimey Drawer

grack posted:

I want to see those belts framed and hung on a wall in the Hardy compound.

Viking funeral in the Dilapidated Boat.

Baron Corbyn
Jul 1, 2012

#AllHail


I hope the Hardys drop the physical belts to the Young Bucks. Finally NJPW can get revenge on TNA for them recognising Angle as IWGP champion.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

I've hacked into the most secret government and corporate secrets.



skaboomizzy posted:

Viking funeral in the Dilapidated Boat.

His name is Skaarsgard

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011

Me uni a la Revolucion #RXT


el sabe ...


For all his faults, Matt Hardy has always been good with money, so lol @ TNA trying to sneak some poo poo past him.

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



Imagine telling people during the height of the 'fat hardy' bullshit where his life was falling apart that in 2016/2017 Matt Hardy will not only be a family man with his poo poo together but will also recreate himself in an amazingly entertaining angle that will go viral and be the best thing a promotion has done in years.

It's really amazing and good for him

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

Band-aids don't fix arrow wounds


The V1 stuff and the ROH stuff were pretty good too, Matt is pretty okay at his own character. Jeff on the other hand

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

I hit the drums, so pay up

Jade's gone now too

6 people this week. Only Wednesday

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...


Chris James 2 posted:

Jade's gone now too

6 people this week. Only Wednesday

Anthem seems to want everyone on the tapings tomorrow to be under the rejigged new deals, and the wrestlers are balking at signing.

More on Jade:
http://squaredcirclesirens.com/anot...-gone-from-tna/

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

We should all be so lucky


Jade is great. Hopefully the WWE signs her.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

Coming from the deeps of the Frankenwald to haunt you

flashy_mcflash posted:

Anthem seems to want everyone on the tapings tomorrow to be under the rejigged new deals, and the wrestlers are balking at signing.
Good luck holding a taping with like the three or four most desperate scrubs that actually take those deals.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

Two scoops of bullshit in every rovert post!


I don't want to be accused ignoring mod warnings or posting cryptically for the sake of it. I'll just say the more that comes out about the situation between Jade and TNA the more we will understand why she left. Please trust me.

DoctorGonzo posted:

Jade is great. Hopefully the WWE signs her.

AGREED

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

Band-aids don't fix arrow wounds


Well there's a difference between cryptic and misleading information based on your personal speculation without stating it was such and knowing some behind the scenes drama that's going to be coming out soon

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!


rovert posted:

I don't want to be accused ignoring mod warnings or posting cryptically for the sake of it.

Oh, well it's nice that you finally realised that peop-

rovert posted:

I'll just say the more that comes out about the situation between Jade and TNA the more we will understand why she left. Please trust me.

...

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

Two scoops of bullshit in every rovert post!


RealFoxy posted:

Well there's a difference between cryptic and misleading information based on your personal speculation without stating it was such and knowing some behind the scenes drama that's going to be coming out soon

It is a personal situation involving someone I really like in Jade too. It will probably be apparent by the end of the tapings. I am not saying anything more. The dsriggs's are free to have a field day.

Ex-TNA people told me there's more departures to come - which should be rather obvious obviously.

rovert fucked around with this message at Mar 1, 2017 around 15:07

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003

This is the world destruction!
Your life ain't nothin'!


DJExile posted:

who are the people left that can be even slightly considered a draw, the wolves and lashley?
Aron.

Rex.

Jerusalem posted:

Wait, I thought Mike and Maria signed a new deal?
You're thinking of Bram.

When does Vince Russo re-debut?

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.


Jade's awesome and TNA is a joke.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

Two scoops of bullshit in every rovert post!


Re: the higher end deals - Lashley, EC3, Wolves etc.

They are guaranteed deals.

There are outs on those deals (3 months). But those contracts gives them core talents they can work to death. Meaning they don't have a per match.

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Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

Have fun watching wrestling
Because wrestling's fun


rovert posted:

It is a personal situation involving someone I really like in Jade too. It will probably be apparent by the end of the tapings. I am not saying anything more. The dsriggs's are free to have a field day.

Ex-TNA people told me there's more departures to come - which should be rather obvious obviously.

...did TNA book Jade's abuser again?

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