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Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012





Wait... are those mini corndogs?

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Jul 10, 2012





I just ordered some of these... excited/terrified to try them. I figure if I can handle drinking Malort, I can handle eating these​.

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Jul 10, 2012





Don't doxx me

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Jul 10, 2012





She doesn't steal jokes. She makes them into terrible reboots.

Wait, is "terrible reboot" redundant?

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Jul 10, 2012




Jellymouth posted:

Any 5 of these could be the members of a hip-hop dance ensemble.

Snowbonk, Bank Butt, Sand Dan, Caring Tan, and Stank Bean are my ideal members for this ensemble.

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




Nothing says America like a tank made out of Budweiser.



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Jul 10, 2012




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Jul 10, 2012





I looked this up and listened to some of it, and it was even better than I imagined!

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Jul 10, 2012





This is from my friend's video they took of their flooded sidewalk. It's wild seeing it randomly popping up here.

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Jul 10, 2012




nerdz posted:

it's funny but it's fake, in the original he's holding a synthesizer.

It'S fUnNy bUt It'S fAkE, iN tHe OrIgInAl He'S hOlDiNg A sYnThEsIzEr

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Jul 10, 2012




:getin:

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Jul 10, 2012




This really pisses me off...
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https://www.briping.com

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Jul 10, 2012






Here's a blank if you want.

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Jul 10, 2012




Scathach posted:

My mom bought me this bread and I don't know where the gently caress from



Applesnots posted:

Bread Dude needs to be saying "Gluten Is Rad!".

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Jul 10, 2012




Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




oooo Magic Eye!

I found a website and made this, just for you guys:

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Jul 10, 2012




Solice Kirsk posted:

Magic eyes always look pushed in to me instead of popped out. I think my eyes are broken.

It depends on how you focus on them. If you kind of cross your eyes to see it, it's usually pushed in. If you look past the image (like you're focusing in the distance), they are usually popped out.

Try the other way, and see if it's different. If not, yeah, your eyes are broken.

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Jul 10, 2012




Such Fun posted:

So either my eyes or my brain is broken, possibly both. I've never been able to make one work. But I can see several dozen dickbutts overlapping. When you don't have brokebrains, do you see one dickbutt with some 3d illusion, or several?

Yeah, it should be just one.

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-35899023

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Jul 10, 2012




Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Yeah but Bill who? Bill Brasky?

I went to HS with a guy named Kevin Seamen. Maybe Bill is his cousin.

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012





No ring.

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




freeedr posted:

You goddamn troglodyte. You just had to say it. It wasn’t enough the past 300,000 times someone said it. And you said it to a purposeful goatse reference. I hope someone beats you with a rake. I hope you get a brain parasite from eating pinworm-infested rear end. You quintessence of dumbassery. Spray tear gas up your urethra. Drown in a port-a-potty. May the gods poo poo fire on your cadaver. EAT gently caress

Aaww, thanks sugar!

:allears:

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Jul 10, 2012




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Jul 10, 2012




So...

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Jul 10, 2012




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Jul 10, 2012




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Jul 10, 2012








(And yes, the dog was okay)

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




https://twitter.com/rikulesbian/status/1230665975596490752?s=19

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Jul 10, 2012




Admiral Joeslop posted:

I bet it would improve a shot of Malort.

That's impossible.

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




Turn back our what?

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Jul 10, 2012





I want a new Spy vs. Spy game.

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Jul 10, 2012




Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

drat, just had a flashback to some lovely NBC horror movie when I was a kid where a dude died from something like that.

Cept I think he was a plumber or something.

gently caress, a core memory.jpg :stare:

I believe you're thinking of the plumber dying like that in Amityville 4 the evil escapes. It was made for TV sequel that was on NBC.

And it started Patty Duke.

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012





What a strange trick.

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Jul 10, 2012




Bum the Sad posted:

Finally a condom that might fit.

You're not supposed to wear them over your whole body.

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