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I'm driven drink
Dunk drive
No don't
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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
checkbox poll voted all

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Ice Blue Mink
Mar 21, 2017

by zen death robot
OP u r dum

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
well there is a downside if you drink the open beer in front of a cop and then get pulled over

so don't do that

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

I'm gonna take a chance here and say I hope that drunk drivers die, preferably without taking anybody with them. The sad part is there's a very good chance that they will take somebody with them, because drunk drivers are pieces of poo poo.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

SniperWoreConverse posted:

See this dude gets it. Prob pick up a twelve pack too

I'll stab you in the balls when we're in hell

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

If you drive drunk you're literally human garbage.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

gnarlyhotep posted:

I'll stab you in the balls when we're in hell

hell doesnt exist OP lol

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Honky Dong Country posted:

I'm gonna take a chance here and say I hope that drunk drivers die, preferably without taking anybody with them. The sad part is there's a very good chance that they will take somebody with them, because drunk drivers are pieces of poo poo.

wow look at how risky this dude is

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

Chinatown posted:

checkbox poll voted all

I voted no but i'm a terrible hypocrite. I'd pilot a nuclear sub on crack if Wendys was about to close.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Chinatown posted:

hell doesnt exist OP lol

I KNOW that you idiot, I'm trying to make a POINT

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Supreme Allah posted:

I'd pilot a nuclear sub on crack

I'd pay to do that

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

gnarlyhotep posted:

you're being a serious poo poo head

Gnarls, ur ex mod ship has no powers over me. I respect u to much to let u rule my life like this


Chinatown posted:

checkbox poll voted all

Same


let it mellow posted:

well there is a downside if you drink the open beer in front of a cop and then get pulled over

so don't do that


let it mellow posted:

well there is a downside if you drink the open beer in front of a cop and then get pulled over

so don't do that
Exactly, not gonna do something so goddamn stupid as get pulled over, c'mon

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

gnarlyhotep posted:

I KNOW that you idiot, I'm trying to make a POINT

nothing matters haha

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

gnarlyhotep posted:

I KNOW that you idiot, I'm trying to make a POINT

With that great big ol dick in your mouth? Good luck.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

let it mellow posted:

wow look at how risky this dude is

:thejoke:

It's perfectly reasonable to wish death on drunk drivers.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
lol if u dont drunk post on "da reg"

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

VendaGoat posted:

With that great big ol dick in your mouth? Good luck.

I honestly have no idea what you're talking about

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Chinatown posted:

lol if u dont drunk post on "da reg"

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Wait guys I found a butt in the ash tray (I use a empty beer can that's a lol crushed"

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

gnarlyhotep posted:

I honestly have no idea what you're talking about

I'm sorry, but I can't understand your garbled speech.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

VendaGoat posted:

I'm sorry, but I can't understand your garbled speech.

heh, ok man

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
in england they call it drink driving instead of drunk driving. no wonder those idiots lost the war lol

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Eugh this stinks like poo poo and tastes like rear end. Not what I'm looking for in a nicotine product

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

OP is too morbidly obese to walk to the store for smokes.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Eugh this stinks like poo poo and tastes like rear end. Not what I'm looking for in a nicotine product

You want that smooth toasted flavor of a Lucky Strike right?

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Alright I smoked it anyway, it was v small like a fragment. tome to get this shore on the road if u get my meaning

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Nooner posted:

in england they call it drink driving instead of drunk driving. no wonder those idiots lost the war lol

also they have hosed up teeth, that probably didn't help

can't win a fight if u have no self confidence

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
yo op, set up your phone faceing out of your windshield and live stream this poo poo

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Jokes on you OP. I fed you your keys at dinner

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Solice Kirsk posted:

You want that smooth toasted flavor of a Lucky Strike right?

That's what I'm saying, goddamn silky

Ice Blue Mink
Mar 21, 2017

by zen death robot

let it mellow posted:

also they have hosed up teeth, that probably didn't help

can't win a fight if u have no self confidence

And lmbo look at the queen, somehow looks worse than Trump!

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Fatty fatty two by four
Panniculus too big to walk to the store

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Ice Blue Mink posted:

And lmbo look at the queen, somehow looks worse than Trump!

holy poo poo what if trump and the queen banged

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

SniperWoreConverse posted:

That's what I'm saying, goddamn silky

Pick me up some cool ranch doritos would yah?

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Norns posted:

Jokes on you OP. I fed you your keys at dinner

Haha, then how am I using them to ignite the cylinders at this v second!?


Iron Prince posted:

yo op, set up your phone faceing out of your windshield and live stream this poo poo

I can't. I dunno how to make it work.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

VendaGoat posted:

Pick me up some cool ranch doritos would yah?

oh you'd like that wo8uldn't you

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Nooner posted:

in england they call it drink driving instead of drunk driving. no wonder those idiots lost the war lol

When I was in Ireland in 2007, the lead story in the local newspaper was something like "Town Councilman Goes For Drink Drive" and it seemed so much more quaint than "Town Councilman Busted for DUI".

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
gently caress wait I gotta piss. No time to get back inside, gonna leak on h the mosses real quick

Ice Blue Mink
Mar 21, 2017

by zen death robot

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Haha, then how am I using them to ignite the cylinders at this v second!?


I can't. I dunno how to make it work.

Just install periscope takes two seconds.

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

SniperWoreConverse posted:

I can't. I dunno how to make it work.

Google it, pussy.

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