The hostile takeover of the Something Awful Forums by round spheres

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extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

is that shmorky's new gender pronoun?

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Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

T.S. Smelliot posted:

As opposed to what you stupid rear end in a top hat? Cubic spheres?

it could be a non-3-dimensional sphere, or a sphere in a different geometry

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jazzyhattrick: Jul 1, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Y'all spheres is all punk rear end bitches, Hypercubes 4 lyfe y'all.

# ? Apr 13, 2017 00:40

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Putty posted:

True Sphere Facts:

- Atoms are sphere shaped

Fact: all life is a sphere collective. Singular orbs are lonely and jealous. Goon orbs.

Gorbs.

# ? Apr 13, 2017 00:40

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

they're here, they're spheres. get used to it

# ? Apr 13, 2017 00:42

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

Time Sphere

# ? Apr 13, 2017 00:43

Crazyweasel: Oct 29, 2006; lazy

This is not funny and also dumb

# ? Apr 13, 2017 00:44

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Tear and rip the sphere. Picture all spheres.

Oblate spheroids alright tho

# ? Apr 13, 2017 00:44

Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

CUBE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3kzKJkJhiA

# ? Apr 13, 2017 00:47

Pissed Ape Sexist: Apr 19, 2008

extra stout posted:

is that shmorky's new gender pronoun?

Sphe/spher/sphis

# ? Apr 13, 2017 00:50

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

A sphere has no imperfections, thus no friction. If you were to try and strangle a sphere in self-defense your hands would instantly slip off. Trying to urinate on a sphere would have embarrassing results on your behalf.

# ? Apr 13, 2017 00:51

damn horror queefs: Oct 14, 2005; say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Could God create a sphere so perfect that he couldn't bowl 300 with it because it transcends the laws of space and time and measurable bowling scores ?

Makes u think

# ? Apr 13, 2017 00:52

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

it could be a non-3-dimensional sphere, or a sphere in a different geometry

A sphere is 3 dimensional and round by definition.

# ? Apr 13, 2017 00:53

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

in common conversation, yes. not necessarily mathematically

don't worry they'll explain all this when they get here, in considerable detail

# ? Apr 13, 2017 00:59

weak wrists big dick: Dec 18, 2012; good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.

your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

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# ? Apr 13, 2017 01:06

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

*Has a sign on his lawn that reads*

"DON'T LET THE SUN GO DOWN ON YOU ROUND SPHERE"

# ? Apr 13, 2017 01:11

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

DEATH TO ROUND SPHERES

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supernatural blonde: Mar 15, 2005; Lipstick Apathy

Duh they're called Rovers and they're scary as gently caress.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6Ffr1U7KMY

# ? Apr 13, 2017 01:18

DamnCanadian: Jan 3, 2005; Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.

Fear the Sphere

# ? Apr 13, 2017 01:19

1982 Subaru Brat: Feb 2, 2007; by Athanatos

BREAKING: spheres are invading the virtual world and invading computer realities

# ? Apr 13, 2017 01:22

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

OP what is your opinion on heptagons?

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Apr 13, 2017 01:24

Fo3: Feb 14, 2004; RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

I'm surrounded by orb weavers. Should I feel alarmed or protected?

# ? Apr 13, 2017 01:26

Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

The only spheres I like are testicles.

# ? Apr 13, 2017 01:27

chernobyl kinsman: Mar 18, 2007; a friend of the friendly atom; Soiled Meat

i want to gently caress the spheres

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weak wrists big dick: Dec 18, 2012; good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.

your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

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numberoneposter posted:

DEATH TO ROUND SPHERES

LIFE ETERNAL FOR THE SQUARE SPHERES

# ? Apr 13, 2017 01:33

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

EorayMel posted:

OP what is your opinion on heptagons?

7 used to be my lucky number in elementary school, now it is infinity

# ? Apr 13, 2017 01:33

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Fo3 posted:

I'm surrounded by orb weavers. Should I feel alarmed or protected?

They're called that bc they convert sphere to web.

EorayMel posted:

OP what is your opinion on heptagons?

No ring

# ? Apr 13, 2017 01:47

Roger_Mudd: Jul 18, 2003; Buglord

Get the hell out of here spheres.

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BetterToRuleInHell: Jul 2, 2007; Touch my mask top
Get the chop chop

Hey spheres

fight me bitch

# ? Apr 13, 2017 02:12

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

BetterToRuleInHell posted:

Hey spheres

fight me bitch

Most sports balls are made to deform upon impact to handle kinetic energy. Spheres are perfect and do not deform. Your baseball bat would shatter in an instant and intense painful vibrations from the handle would kill all the sperm in your body instantly.

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skeletonotherkin: Sep 26, 2014

Well it beats a return of the cat lady mods or the alt-right.

# ? Apr 13, 2017 02:24

literally this big: Jan 10, 2007; Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

There is but one solution. We must call upon them for help in our time of need.

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

literally this big posted:

There is but one solution. We must call upon them for help in our time of need.

THE SQUARE CUBES!!! HAIL!!!!

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myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

We must summon... TIME CUBE

# ? Apr 13, 2017 02:35

Neukoln19: Oct 27, 2005

op spheres are gay and you are gay

so go get on with your gay little spheres and maybe one day get your head out of your rear end, hop on the winning team and come in for the big win, why dont you start taking things a bit more...sphereiously

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gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

gay dad, i had the sphere dream again

# ? Apr 13, 2017 02:41

BetterToRuleInHell: Jul 2, 2007; Touch my mask top
Get the chop chop

literally this big posted:

There is but one solution. We must call upon them for help in our time of need.

SAVE US WISDOM CUBE

No wait you're annoying as gently caress

God drat it we're damned if we do and damned if we don't

# ? Apr 13, 2017 02:42

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

literally this big posted:

There is but one solution. We must call upon them for help in our time of need.

# ? Apr 13, 2017 02:48

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Is a orb more dangerous than an sphere?

# ? Apr 13, 2017 02:51

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Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

loving spheres taking jobs and opportunities from nice rhombuses

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