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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Dad Gay knew the ancient techniques of sphere obliteration, and passed them on before being banned by the pro-sphere 5th column

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murex
Apr 30, 2009

by Lowtax
HEY OP, I got TWO spheres for you!

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Gimbal lock posted:

Look at this sorry excuse of a shape, it's all fat and lovely looking



This is my fursona.

Sexual Aluminum
Jun 21, 2003

is made of candy
Soiled Meat
Is this like that one Lion thread in PYF, but for Spheres?

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
The big Epcot ball is not a sphere

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Kirk Vikernes fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Apr 13, 2017

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Aaaah! Spheres!

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Has anyone brought up the sphere from phantasm movies? Now that was a sphere boy howdy.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Spheres have the power to defeat twisters, as shown in the hit movie Twister

Spheres are very powerful indeed

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle






Gonna git you.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle






They come.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

:wtc:

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Guys...

Guys!


THE loving SUN IS A SPHERE

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

smdh i dont even how did he even get in that water??? lmfao

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
offerings of Cheerios Ancient Grains have proved interesting, those who offered the cereal were slaughtered by spheres in 0.8 seconds rather than immediately as per usual

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
i bet that chicken i thinking: poo poo!!!!!

solar energy panel
Apr 30, 2007

I love this huge rear end.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Sexual Aluminum posted:

Is this like that one Lion thread in PYF, but for Spheres?

If I'm not mistaken, Putty only wants to gently caress the Super Mario Brothers and not spheres, so probably not

Roger_Mudd
Jul 18, 2003

Buglord
Are the spheres gone now? Can I come out?

cnut
May 3, 2016

But what of oblate spheroids? :ohdear:

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
I don't think that they have the balls to do this, but if they do try a spin, maybe I can be convinced to roll over.

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

Enfield posted:

theres no such thing as a sphere

sidf please go

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I'm not fat, I just identify as a sphere :smug:

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
wasn't this a dr who episode

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Putty posted:

The big Epcot ball is not a sphere

It's a sphere covered in the sphere equivalent of those studded bracelets so people know that it is tough, and cool

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
(for the third and final time)


you cant be sphereious

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Dial-a-Dog posted:

It's a sphere covered in the sphere equivalent of those studded bracelets so people know that it is tough, and cool

it ounds cool as hell to have a sphere with the capability to grind a human to pieces but last i checked whats actually inside the epcot sphere is Ellen Degeneres talking about space which is about as pleasing as a canned abortion

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Just like in War of the Worlds, the weakness of our opponent is so basic that it defies logic. Spheres can be defeated by small holes. Similar to labyrinth mazes, all we need to do is find small depressions. I don't think it'll be hard here.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


All spheres are round putty

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Oh gently caress the round spheres are here



Knights to the rescue!

Obsurveyor
Jan 10, 2003

Oscar Wild posted:

Just like in War of the Worlds, the weakness of our opponent is so basic that it defies logic. Spheres can be defeated by small holes. Similar to labyrinth mazes, all we need to do is find small depressions. I don't think it'll be hard here.

Nope, spheres are like mice, they can fit through anything they can get their skull through and since they don't have skulls even your HEPA filter isn't safe. Basically:

Sid Vicious posted:

All spheres are round putty

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
reminder: jon pop is a sphere



e: with bad UVs

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

first time poster posted:

HEY OP, I got TWO spheres for you!

Is it your beautiful eyes ? :allears:

Elukka
Feb 18, 2011

For All Mankind

Breetai posted:

*adjusts glasses*

Those are clearly Tane Orbs.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

reported

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
Makarov and Petersen
(subtitled ‘No. 3’)

MAKAROV 
Here, in this book, is written all concerning our desires and their fulfillment. Read this book, and you will understand how empty are our desires. You will also understand how easy it is to fulfill another’s desire and how difficult to fulfill one’s own desire.
PETERSEN 
You didn’t half say that solemnly. That’s how Indian chiefs speak.
MAKAROV
This is such a book that it must be spoken of in elevated tones. When I so much as think of it I take off my hat.
PETERSEN 
Do you wash your hands before you touch it, then?
MAKAROV 
Yes, and the hands must be washed.
PETERSEN 
You ought to wash your feet, to be on the safe side.
MAKAROV 
That was most unwitty and rude.
PETERSEN 
But what is this book?
MAKAROV 
The name of this book is secret…
PETERSEN 
Tee-hee-hee!
MAKAROV 
This book is called MALGIL.     
(Petersen disappears.)     
MAKAROV 
Good Lord! What’s this, then? Petersen!
VOICE OF PETERSEN 
What’s happened? Makarov! Where am I?
MAKAROV 
Where are you? I can’t see you.
VOICE OF PETERSEN 
And where are you? I can’t see you either. What are these spheres?
MAKAROV 
What can we do? Petersen, can you hear me?
VOICE OF PETERSEN 
I can hear you! But whatever’s happened? And what are these spheres?
MAKAROV 
Can vou move?
VOICE OF PETERSEN 
Makarov! Can you see these spheres?
MAKAROV 
What spheres?
VOICE OF PETERSEN 
Let me go! … Let me go! … Makarov!     
(Silence. Makarov stands in horror, then grabs the book and opens it.)
MAKAROV 
(reads):… ‘Gradually man loses his form and becomes a sphere. And, once a sphere, man loses all his desires.'

Hal_2005
Feb 23, 2007
Infowars.com predicted the day SA would fall to the Spheres. Everyone needs to now migrate to Omega_Awful, the backup to the "dead internet comedy forum".

qkkl
Jul 1, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
what is the opposite of a round sphere?

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

qkkl posted:

what is the opposite of a round sphere?

SKULLMUND

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Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016
Latest bulletin from the SA defence network:

Greetings fellow freedom fighters.
If you get cornered by a sphere, kick it directly in the dick. BALLS. I mean balls. Kick it in the balls.

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