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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




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Ending was great but it feels like they want us to just forget they did this entire thing two months ago. Unless Braun beats Roman of course.

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




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Also Dean's promo was really good and the kinda promo he should always cut.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




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SpiritOfSanDimas posted:

my god, a 3 hour show built around the new version of the Big Show. None of their supposed stars did anything the entire show, 90% of the show was just filler, all the matches were just paint by number trash with the exception of the gimmick at the end

this is what a company with no competition not even trying looks like. I'd need a lobotomy to sit through it, I'll probably check back in around Summerslam

Braun is better as a monster and more compelling than Show has literally ever been. I'm not saying Braun is a ring technician, but holy gently caress he is the most believable monster since Brock or 1998 Kane and I would legitimately buy him as a dude who would (and could) rip me in half and laugh about it. The one line posted above is a better monster line than anything Show has ever said.

Now, that said, this is all leading to Roman beating him clean again which is trash and problematic but I will not hear Braun or his stuff tonight besmirched. It's loving fantastic, and if WWE was as good at destinations as they are with journeys like this we'd have a whole lot less Roman-esque BOW WOW stories and a lot more Bryans/Dean Ambrose MITBs.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




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Germansimp posted:

Given McDevitt's lawsuit success rate and Anthem/TNA obviously not coming up with ANY of the Broken stuff, why would WWE try to get a deal with them and not just sue the everloving poo poo out of them?

Prince McDevitt?

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




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Do it ironically posted:

I think someone posted it on here but does anyone else get the feeling that Randy is going to drop the belt to Bray so it will be on raw seeing as Brock is me part timer

No.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




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I have had a well and truly loving awful day and am a mess but I'm also shocked at the number of people online talking themselves into this Jinder bullshit.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




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RacistGuidingLight posted:

Yeah sorry you died of AIDS, bro.

As funny as that is I am honestly dealing with a lot of stress and anxiety and agitation right now and it is extremely unpleasant and unfortunate and Feels Bad Man.

Y'know who probably Feels Good Man? Jinder Mahal. The roided out freak.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




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That DICK! posted:

if it makes you feel better foochs, i got a really nice haircut today

I'm very happy to hear that buddy. :) I hope you get lots of compliments on your lovely haircut and they make you very happy!

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




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Beef Jerky Robot posted:

Smackdown was weird but I found out I have good credit so today evened out for me

Happy for you my dude! Keep it up!

Jinder Mahal, though. loving really.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




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KungFu Grip posted:

Jinder is not going to carry that heat from winning the match to next week, I guarantee it.

The two aren't mutually exclusive. It was definitely Roman heat but Sami being the guy to lose was gasoline on the fire.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




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DoctorGonzo posted:

This but Randy Orton

Also thanks RGL and DROMAL.

ALSO LOL Sami as a better wrestler than A.J.

He is a better face though. Does NOT make him a better wrestler.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




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Sanguinia posted:

I agree with your point that Brock's style works and he doesn't need to be a work rate machine, but I think it's fairly incontrovertible that he's gotten more lazy over time in its execution. Obviously the booking is a big part of that, but the early matches starting with the Death of Cena match had a lot more energy and every match built in the previous one and brought something new to the table the raised the stakes of Brock's path of destruction. Starting with the Ambrose match (and maybe the Rollins match before it, although that was more of an angle than anything) Brock started to really lack the intensity and viciousness his earlier matches had.

I don't agree with Foochs argument that Brock has been wrestling the same match over abd over since he showed up and sandbagging everything related to him as a result, but if you compare his matches with Orton and Ambrose, as well as the Triple Threat with Ambrose and Roman to his win over Goldberg its a night and day thing. Brock cared in that match, and it showed in the product her produced. I hope he'll continue in that fashion.

The only person I think he sandbagged was Dean. And it's understandable as he was getting ready for his MMA comeback at the time, but that doesn't mean it didn't happen.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




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super macho dude posted:

Too bad Roman Reigns is going to win it :smug:

It's SD exclusive this year (apparently).

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




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For the record I am not a Jinder fan strictly because he's a Roidy Magoo who injures dudes I like. This is to say nothing of his race or national origin. Also Jerusalem is a great mod, God bless.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




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Junpei Hyde posted:

Mod Foochs imo

I appreciate the vote of confidence but support Jerusalem on my behalf if you unironically believe this.

Also far be it from me to call WWE a bastion of feminism but I agree that I think it's reasonable to say that things have changed some since AJ left, largely thanks to people like AJ and fans saying no more of this bullshit which is good because women's wrestling is cool and good and hostile work environments suck. There are miles to go, however, not just with women. Sad but true.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




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DoctorGonzo posted:

The wwe havent changed anything and LOL if anyone thinks that they did and double lol if you watch and or give them money while you put them under an ethic analysis.

I believe it to a degree but also have been very candid in my inherent hypocrisy involved in monetarily supporting WWE while disagreeing with a fair number of their practices so....:shobon:

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




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I'm seriously not being snarky here but don't active wrestlers probably have pornstar-esque regimented testing for STDs (or at least HIV, hepatitis, etc.) because of the risk of inadvertent blood to blood contact?

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




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DoctorGonzo posted:

Bob Orton didnt when he bleed all over taker. He had hepatitis i think?

I remember that but I thought for sure they changed the policy after that. Maybe not or maybe it is just the blood to blood ones and Seth has the clap or something. Either way, not cool Seth but also dumb on both people. Quite possible Seth is asymptomatic but why not just get tested regularly anyway and keep your stuff clean or if you don't know, wrap that poo poo up! Dang.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




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If that actually is what it is then I know more about this encounter than I want to.



There's almost no way they don't at LEAST screen for HIV and if that's actually what it was something tells me Sunny would be something more than moderately annoyed on Facebook.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




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Am I the only one who doesn't find lazy references to HIV/AIDS funny? The one joke about this that was funny IMO was the reference to the Hold Harmless Agreement because it was more than just LOLAIDSLOL.

I am now finished being humor police, carry on.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




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RacistGuidingLight posted:

I think it's funny that Seth puts his dick in the worst things possible.

That is pretty funny yeah

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




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Also it is entirely possible Sunny was also asymptomatic during that time as well btw. And if it was herpes, she more than likely would've known way sooner (unless she got a cold sore on her lip but more than half the population has HSV-1 IIRC and a ton of transmission happens asexually). I'm thinking it was probably the clap or something. This is also assuming of course that Sunny is telling the truth but Seth seems pretty loving dumb so yeah I buy it. Really unfortunate though. Be responsible in your enjoyment of sex, people.

oatgan posted:

your posts

Exactly how would one stick one's dick in a post?

oatgan posted:

The raw dogs of justice

See this is a good one.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




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RacistGuidingLight posted:

you will notice that Seth Rollins' dick is in my post. and yours.

OH NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




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Luigi Thirty posted:

Seth Rollins has been suspended 30 days for testing positive for lolaidsolol

And I couldn't see

That the meme was on me

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




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BrigadierSensible posted:

Amid all the jokey jokes, let me be the wet blanket to say I feel sorry for Sunny.

If Seth has the syphoherpaidschlamidia, then so does she. Which only makes me feel worse for her.

Get well soon Sunny. At least you got to gently caress a handsome wrestleman or two.

Agreed. All jokes aside STDs suck, are a scary thing to consider and are full of stigma, nasty symptoms, and all kinds of potential long-term health risks, even the easily treatable kind.

I wish everyone safe and happy loving. Don't be dumb, everyone.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




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Strawberry Panda posted:

Do people actually think this happened? Seems like a farfetched story for Seth to bang Sunny. Like That DICK! said, she's pretty... disgusting now with the pornos and dancing for people on Skype. She's also not in her physical prime and seems to like attention.

While I think it is possibly attention seeking, I think Seth is also dumb and a dick. I think those things are pretty equally viable and if anything it being true is far more likely to me. "SHE'S NOT HOT NOW!" is about the dumbest counter-argument you could possibly make, not to mention it being a rather gross implication (has lots of sex=disease-ridden). Anyway unless it literally is HIV (not goddamn likely) I doubt we'll hear more about it regardless.


Endorph posted:

i think daddy orton didnt have any screening because he wasn't an active part of the roster

Pretty sure this was another key part of that story, btw.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




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Bill Goldberg posted:

you don't even die of AIDS anymore so who cares, it's gonna be ok Foochs

Same with many forms of cancer. Still not a font of comedy.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




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There was nothing wrong with Gonzo or rov's posts in a vacuum, but they were warned repeatedly to stop various things and keep doing them, while also making passive aggressive asides about them. It's not that hard.

Anyway, loving bummer about Mauro, fire JBL.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




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Chris James 2 posted:

Agreed but I'm glad Mauro gets to immediately go back to stuff he loves. He sounded so happy and excited throughout RIZIN

Yeah. I'm just gonna miss him. :(

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




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DukeofCA posted:

Corey Graves gave us the fantastic call of BLUE PANTS YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING and I'll always like him for that.

Also "WHO IS THIS JOSE AND WHY IS HE ALWAYS BEING DENIED?!"

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




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3MB sucked. The only part about it that was any good was Heath, and he's doing his comedy stuff without them anyway.

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




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Junpei Hyde posted:

Congratulations on shooting past DoctorGonzo to become the worst poster in the subforum with a single opinion.

To be clear, Heath is great. Heath's comedy is incredible. But acting like 3MB was anything other than Heath being great, Drew being wasted, and Jinder being a competent straight man baffles me.

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