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City of Glompton

deep dish peat moss posted:

I was just reading a book about the Iraq war
and peace of mind that the same people who couldn't understand
I am not sure if you have any questions or concerns
please feel free to contact me with an questions or concerns
i need to get in contact with the hydraulic hoses
so i told you we had to leave the guy was on a boat

And I was very impressed with the boats torture
And I was very impressed with the boats torture
And I was very impressed with the boats torture

Hey man
I don't think that I have a great way of the year
I haven't shopping at Amazon.com and click the button
to get a little more I will not tell me how much
i can get a free shopping
to get a chance to look at the end

And I was very impressed with the boats torture
And I was very impressed with the boats torture
And I was very impressed with the boats torture

I love you so much fun and I have to be a good day
to be a good time
to get a new one
to get the most part of my favorite part of the day
of the best way to get a chance to win the game
is at least a little more than a few days ago
and a good time with you on your phone
is a good time with you and your own
music is a good time with you and your own (business in China)

And I was very impressed with the boats torture
And I was very impressed with the boats torture
And I was very impressed with the boats torture

I am a beautiful person.
See the world , but it sucks.
and it loving poo poo my thumb
a long day at the same thing
I am not a good idea. I will be in the future.
gently caress you, but I really enjoyed the time.
The only thing is that it would take to make a difference.

And I was very impressed with the boats torture
And I was very impressed with the boats torture
And I was very impressed with the boats torture

I love you so much fun and addicting
Maybe another time to go home and sleep
all day long and hard to get the best of luck
I have a great way of the best of the year
and the other hand is the only thing that would have to go back

I have a great way of life and death in my head
I'm sorry to hear about your business,
but I don't think there's any way you could have been the best
The comments for your help. (I have border them and the other day.)
The first week and then the following file
and then the following file
and then the following file

I have a great day (I have a great day)
I have a great day (I have a great day)
I have a great day (I have a great day)

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# ? Apr 19, 2017 05:31

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 07:01

Fuck My Ass

City of Glompton posted:

because of this insolence I am going to upload your request after I get done with the boats torture

Sorry CDA not the best wing man.

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# ? Apr 19, 2017 05:39

City of Glompton

gently caress My rear end posted:

read my favorite CDA piece

quote:
cda posted:
gently caress my rear end is loaded and i love it

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# ? Apr 19, 2017 05:52

Fuck My Ass

City of Glompton posted:

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epic loving win :razz:

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# ? Apr 19, 2017 05:55

City of Glompton

sockingtonsworth posted:

I am going to be the greatest freshman of all time

I bought seven pairs of pants and sowed the supreme logo to every single one of them, but on the inside of the zipper instead of the outside of the pants, so the girl who finally takes my pants off to have sex with me for as long as I can nervously keep an erection, knows that I can appreciate style but that I cant afford it

I am going to use my meal plan to buy 8 coffees every day and give them to the girls in my classes that I think would feel the most trapped into talking to me

Im going to learn how to drink out of beer bongs, im gonna learn how to take dabs bigger than my pituitary gland, and do both of these live on instagram

Im bored of writing this now

thanks

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# ? Apr 19, 2017 06:04

ron color

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# ? Apr 19, 2017 06:20

ron color

Science's understanding of the limbic system is too limited for OCP to imitate--or even unders--what happened to Murphy's brain. But FAXX proposes another course: to find a personality that will be able to cope. FAXX secures research and development money fromthe OLD MAN.

Along with the OLD MAN, SELTZ alerts him to the public relations dmage caused by the OCP-engineered POLICE STRIKE. the OLD MAN gives a visionary talk. The choas, the dilemma of the city caving in under a police strike is part of his strategic planning. He has long held the dream, of raiding a city, secretly acquriing its debts and undermining its assets. Under the xisting contrats, OCP will soon have the right of foreclosure. The OLD MAN'S dreams of a city run by responsible privvate enterprise will come true when they take DEtroit private.

THE NETHER WORLD OF THE NUKE AREA

Robe goesalone in poursuit of KONG. He knows that Robo's arrival was just a matter of time.

KONG monitors ROBO's approach. lets him through defenses, even shows him teh laboratory. Through trickery, a trap made of modified industrial robots, KONG catches Robo and begins his systematic destruction.

OCP HEADQUARTERS

# ? Apr 19, 2017 06:25

City of Glompton

cda posted:

I sent you a pm btw because I didn't want to publicly post the thing. I feel like it would be better if people came to it cold.

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# ? Apr 19, 2017 06:39

City of Glompton

that's all for tonight

feel free to keep requests coming, I'm planning on doing this into the weekend

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# ? Apr 19, 2017 06:43

ron color

City of Glompton posted:

haha thats a good backing track

# ? Apr 19, 2017 06:53

cda: by Hand Knit

City of Glompton posted:

I'm requesting that this be played at my funeral, and i am he's funeral too

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# ? Apr 19, 2017 11:47

Fuck My Ass

cda posted:

I'm requesting that this be played at my funeral, and i am he's funeral too

at your funeral I will be wearing all black and will bestow a lone kiss on your cheek before you are laid to rest. in piss. :twisted:

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# ? Apr 19, 2017 12:06

cda: by Hand Knit

gently caress My rear end posted:

at your funeral I will be wearing all black and will bestow a lone kiss on your cheek before you are laid to rest. in piss.

Every year on the day of my death a mysterious solitary figure in black will piss on my grave

# ? Apr 19, 2017 12:20

alnilam

City of Glompton posted:

you're so nice I read yours twice

and

lol

also lol @ all of them i love your choices of backing trax

where was cda's secret PM request from or did he/she write it on they own

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Apr 19, 2017 12:26

City of Glompton

alnilam posted:

lol

also lol @ all of them i love your choices of backing trax

where was cda's secret PM request from or did he/she write it on they own

thank you.

the cda request came from here: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3672584

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# ? Apr 19, 2017 15:20

Manifisto

they are all really good!

but I see that you are too afraid to handle my request

fear is not tough

# ? Apr 19, 2017 15:26

City of Glompton

Manifisto posted:

they are all really good!

but I see that you are too afraid to handle my request

fear is not tough

please don't mistake me having standards for fear. I'll handle your request in my own way when I'm ready

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# ? Apr 19, 2017 16:36

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

City of Glompton posted:

please don't mistake me having standards for fear. I'll handle your request in my own way when I'm ready

Please massacre it hard.

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# ? Apr 19, 2017 17:01

City of Glompton

Uxzuigal posted:

Please massacre it hard.

don't worry I'll be giving it the same treatment your weed wolf story is getting :evilbuddy:

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# ? Apr 19, 2017 19:00

Fuck My Ass

cda posted:

Every year on the day of my death a mysterious solitary figure in black will piss on my grave

and that same figure drives a black hellcat

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# ? Apr 19, 2017 20:55

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

City of Glompton posted:

don't worry I'll be giving it the same treatment your weed wolf story is getting

I like it rough. :thumbsup:

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# ? Apr 20, 2017 00:05

City of Glompton

Manifisto posted:

a bunch of french stuff

Uxzuigal posted:

I like it rough.

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you two nerds are up next

DavidAlltheTime posted:

Sticky dicky dang kadang kadang dicky, dicky-dang kittadang kadang kadang dicky dicky? (it sounds best if you read it like a question, but you're the actor!!)

sure

ron color posted:

Science's understanding of the limbic system is too limited for OCP to imitate--or even unders--what happened to Murphy's brain. But FAXX proposes another course: to find a personality that will be able to cope. FAXX secures research and development money fromthe OLD MAN.

Along with the OLD MAN, SELTZ alerts him to the public relations dmage caused by the OCP-engineered POLICE STRIKE. the OLD MAN gives a visionary talk. The choas, the dilemma of the city caving in under a police strike is part of his strategic planning. He has long held the dream, of raiding a city, secretly acquriing its debts and undermining its assets. Under the xisting contrats, OCP will soon have the right of foreclosure. The OLD MAN'S dreams of a city run by responsible privvate enterprise will come true when they take DEtroit private.

THE NETHER WORLD OF THE NUKE AREA

Robe goesalone in poursuit of KONG. He knows that Robo's arrival was just a matter of time.

KONG monitors ROBO's approach. lets him through defenses, even shows him teh laboratory. Through trickery, a trap made of modified industrial robots, KONG catches Robo and begins his systematic destruction.

OCP HEADQUARTERS

excellent, excited to read this.

E: oh yeah and the Jett post...wherever it is...

City of Glompton fucked around with this message at 04:20 on Apr 20, 2017

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# ? Apr 20, 2017 03:35

City of Glompton

Uxzuigal posted:

Please massacre it hard.

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Apr 20, 2017 06:46

City of Glompton

Manifisto posted:

do you speak french? if so, I'd love to hear this, or maybe something in more accurate french if you or someone else cares to improve the google translation. actually if you don't speak french it might be even better.

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# ? Apr 20, 2017 07:03

City of Glompton

DavidAlltheTime posted:

Sticky dicky dang kadang kadang dicky, dicky-dang kittadang kadang kadang dicky dicky? (it sounds best if you read it like a question, but you're the actor!!)

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Apr 20, 2017 07:04

City of Glompton

ron color posted:

Science's understanding of the limbic system is too limited for OCP to imitate--or even unders--what happened to Murphy's brain. But FAXX proposes another course: to find a personality that will be able to cope. FAXX secures research and development money fromthe OLD MAN.

Along with the OLD MAN, SELTZ alerts him to the public relations dmage caused by the OCP-engineered POLICE STRIKE. the OLD MAN gives a visionary talk. The choas, the dilemma of the city caving in under a police strike is part of his strategic planning. He has long held the dream, of raiding a city, secretly acquriing its debts and undermining its assets. Under the xisting contrats, OCP will soon have the right of foreclosure. The OLD MAN'S dreams of a city run by responsible privvate enterprise will come true when they take DEtroit private.

THE NETHER WORLD OF THE NUKE AREA

Robe goesalone in poursuit of KONG. He knows that Robo's arrival was just a matter of time.

KONG monitors ROBO's approach. lets him through defenses, even shows him teh laboratory. Through trickery, a trap made of modified industrial robots, KONG catches Robo and begins his systematic destruction.

OCP HEADQUARTERS

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Apr 20, 2017 07:05

deep dish peat moss

City of Glompton posted:

The backing track is perfect

# ? Apr 20, 2017 07:40

ron color

City of Glompton posted:

hahaha yess. Thank you

# ? Apr 20, 2017 08:14

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

City of Glompton posted:

Abit too hard

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# ? Apr 20, 2017 11:25

Manifisto

City of Glompton posted:

music: 5/5
accent: 3/5
pronunciation: 1/5 - hate to ding you here but it honestly sounded like you were saying something completely different from what I wrote

all that would be fine, but for a passing grade I need to see proof of beret-wearing and marc consumption

so I'm afraid your final grade is

lol

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Apr 20, 2017 12:55

City of Glompton

deep dish peat moss posted:

The backing track is perfect

it seemed appropriate

ron color posted:

hahaha yess. Thank you

you are welcome, I'm glad you like it.

Uxzuigal posted:

Abit too hard

tough guys don't front

Manifisto posted:

music: 5/5
accent: 3/5
pronunciation: 1/5 - hate to ding you here but it honestly sounded like you were saying something completely different from what I wrote

all that would be fine, but for a passing grade I need to see proof of beret-wearing and marc consumption

so I'm afraid your final grade is

lol

thanks

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# ? Apr 20, 2017 15:20

City of Glompton

I'm ready for more requests but to make it more fun, pm or email them to me, if u dare.

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# ? Apr 20, 2017 23:46

Hogge Wild: by FactsAreUseless

fiving like h*ck

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# ? Apr 21, 2017 00:17

deep dish peat moss

City of Glompton posted:

it seemed appropriate

It was well done, thank you for doing it and letting the spirit of the boats torture live on.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 00:51

City of Glompton

from a pm request by Hogge Wild:

I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than just ice king on the cake. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite.

So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.

I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.

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# ? Apr 21, 2017 06:57