Jokes that are good but you can't be bothered to develop a thread for

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when it's only the first date and your date whips out their byob post count and it's bigger than yours :stare:

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 02:08

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a pair of pants that has easy access heated spaghetti pockets

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 02:57

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Plebian Parasite posted:

my family becoming bloated and irritable after my handmade corncob pipe etsy takes off and they shift to an all corn diet to keep up with demand.

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 03:34

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Robot Made of Meat posted:

This may well violate the patent for Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes.

that post definitely contained meat

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 03:41

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vanisher posted:

Facebook buys YTMND.com for 32 Million, all baby and kid photos are now looped in with short music track

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 07:20

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deep dish peat moss posted:

Kid Rock becoming a world-renowned geologist and renaming Earth's mantle the Baw Wit Da Baw Da Bang A Dang Diggy Layer

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 07:47

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cda posted:

Sexy Woman Realtor: So, what do you think? 4 bedrooms, 3 and a half baths, hardwood floors throughout, newly furnished... All for under 100K

Me: What, is it some kind of murder house?

Sexy Woman Realtor: *tossing hair back in a way that could be alluring or maybe her hair was just in her face* No, not at all.

Me: I love you so much for finding me this house.

Sexy Woman Realtor: *slight pause* Thanks. That's very nice of you to say.

Me: ... And there's nothing wrong with it? Why's it so cheap?

SWR: _{it's in the Friend Zone.}

Me: I KNEW it! Why didn't you just tell me?

SWR: Look at how you're acting! That's why I didn't tell you.

ahahahahahhahahahahaah

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 19:23

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cda posted:

lmao

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 23:11

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Piso Mojado posted:

funny things to say on June 9th (6/9 lol)

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# ¿ Apr 21, 2017 05:18

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