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nut posted:magicians get famous for picking up a rabbits lmao
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2020 00:46 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 05:18 |
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tadashi posted:So there was this contest at a furniture store to be declared "king of the sales force". lol
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# ¿ May 10, 2020 17:01 |
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google THIS posted:If the Founding Fathers were Founding Dads.
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# ¿ May 24, 2020 07:13 |
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FakeBlood posted:just the phrase "ipad thai" used to read spicy posts
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# ¿ May 24, 2020 11:10 |
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owlhawk911 posted:happiness
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# ¿ May 27, 2020 19:01 |
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the end of the world but instead of armageddon its darnageddon
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# ¿ May 29, 2020 20:31 |
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sassassin; an assassin that just sasses people
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# ¿ May 30, 2020 09:29 |
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Goons Are Great posted:*a voice from beyond a trash can*
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# ¿ May 30, 2020 11:27 |
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Finger Prince posted:The assassin is a creature of shadow. The sassassin is a creature of shade.
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# ¿ May 30, 2020 11:51 |
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super sweet best pal posted:Socratic Method Man convinced me I agreed with the song's message all along. is it a pro tier username?
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2020 10:18 |
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owlhawk911 posted:a secret forum for sad posts. all the posts you delete cause they're way too sad and would just bum everyone out? they go there, and if anyone ever finds it they have a really sad day. they can't even use it as a secret little forum for their crew because it's just too sad. the saddest forum lol |
# ¿ Jun 19, 2020 11:13 |
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Jaguars! posted:I'm not sure I can improve on his last name, tbh he was based on a real person named cochrane, so cockblower would work
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2020 13:12 |
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google THIS posted:Car: (gesturing to its windshield) Uh, my eyes are up here. lmao
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2020 22:41 |
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Chewbecca posted:I've got more jokes for The Joke Explainer thread, but I think it's good as it is so I might post them here link pls
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2020 23:15 |
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2020 23:42 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:wondering how people who "have their life together" are eating doritos without getting dust all over their shirts since they make such a big deal about me doing it
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2020 09:13 |
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bluetail posted:*leprechaun voice* they're always after me dick and balls
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2020 19:40 |
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Christoph posted:Like an atomic wedgie but with different sources of power. So like a coal wedgie would involve sprinkling coal dust on their crack and a wind-powered wedgie would involve fanning their rear end sprinkling coal dust on crack and fanning the rear end are both sword moves from the wheel of time |
# ¿ Aug 28, 2020 19:43 |
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Prof. Crocodile posted:a child is caught swearing, and when his mom demands to know where he learned such foul language he is reluctant to tell her about the legendary lost episode of sesame street where kermit smacks the cookies out of cookie monster's hands and says: "suck my dick you gently caress man!" canyoneer posted:sports radio announcers are on strike, and the stations bring in the morning show shock jock djs with soundboards to call the game instead. lmao
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2020 22:42 |
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Manifisto posted:grondr - social media for orc dating and hookups Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Tindorc make the thread |
# ¿ Sep 22, 2020 22:42 |
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google THIS posted:No no, I said give me everything in the registry, not the register. My friend Pamela's bridal registry, every single item. And keep your hands where I can see 'em, this is still a stickup.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2020 18:38 |
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owlhawk911 posted:nitrogen narcosis
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2020 19:31 |
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Jolo posted:It's like 10,000 girls when all you need is a cup. It's meeting the man of my dreams and then hearing him shout out "Myyy wiiiife" and isn't it ironic. Don't ya think?
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2020 23:50 |
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biosterous posted:vader: no, I am your father! lmao
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2020 12:38 |
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dracula vladdy AF posted:a weird guy who talks about how good meditation is and how often he meditates, but he thinks that meditation and masturbation are the same thing and is so vague about it that no one ever finds out lmao canyoneer posted:Make the thread
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2020 13:17 |
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nut posted:no namaste november haha
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2020 15:10 |
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Yinlock posted:Sir, a COBRA agent had this video on him
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2020 15:19 |
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google THIS posted:Stealing an original character but like in a heist movie. lmao
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2021 23:57 |
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mailorder bees! posted:diarrhea is hereditary; it runs in your jeans
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2021 13:38 |
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xcheopis posted:"For the love of God, Leprosor!"
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2021 02:04 |
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Prurient Squid posted:The Fight Club "I had it all" scene where Fincher sets the scene out as a marketing catalogue except it's all anime merch. magic cactus posted:I used to flip through catalogues and wonder what kind of funkopop defined me as a person i've seen an edited gif of american psycho where the guy has a wall full of funko pops, but unfortunately i can't find it
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 15:16 |
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google THIS posted:Parents who post lol the most lol
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2021 00:10 |
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trucknuts but for your monitor
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2021 01:51 |
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Call Your Grandma posted:a skeleton loses at a video game and the other skeleton that he's playing against says "lol bwned"
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2021 12:06 |
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Prurient Squid posted:I had a dream where I was watching a YouTube video of a man debunking the idea of dinosaurs in the Garden of Eden by having a toy dinosaur talk to a toy human in a funny voice and it was the funniest thing I've ever seen and I woke up laughing my arse off. lmao
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2021 18:20 |
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BALLS
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2021 15:14 |
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Royal Updog posted:going full freeman on the land to avoid tipping the bin men at christmas whats an updog
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2021 11:17 |
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Nosfereefer posted:they say that if you die on the job in retail, you will live in endless peace with rent cut in half, as well as your step dad not being such a jerk wouldn't that send him to walmarthalla where he fights endless karens
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2021 14:58 |
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Ventral EggSac posted:Dune but Paul Atreides is played by Borat i'm a bit behind itt, but fucken lmao
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2021 16:53 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 05:18 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Watch it, pal I feel is pretty clear, but I'm getting real mixed signals off of gently caress you, buddy. it's "watch it, pal" with benefits
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