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Where is it acceptable to chewing gum in public, can I chew gum on the toilet or
You can chew gum anywhere, my good friend
No
Yes, you cannot chew gum on the toilet. This should be obvious to any normal person
It is not sanitary please stop doing it
Job interviews are okay, the people who judged you were strange and you were not
Do not chew gum or vape during funerals even if it is outside
You can do these things anywhere. It is a free world
Actualy I take issue here, it is not, in fact, a free world, or a free country, No matter where you live. Unless you Live in Sweeden
Swedeen is a free country.
I hope one day to go to continental Europe. I hope they will accept me there.
As I suffer from hyperhidrosis I am hoping that in a cold place I might not suffer from this ailment so much.
It is very isolating and its upsetting to me. It makes me stand out and It's embarrasing.
Do not chew gum in pottery shops
I am wondering if there is somewhere thats cold and snowy all the time. Is there a mountain village I can go to somewhere in the world
What qualifications do I need to travel and live in a nother country long term? Can I get by on my good looks?
Ha ha ha that is a joke. I am singularly unattractive
I'd like to be friends though. Message me if you want to be friends
I'd like to have friends
I'm trying to fit in and be a normal person
I think I'm doing it
I'm going to do it
I'm going to be successful and happy
People will like m
I will have friends
If you are reading this we are friends
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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



Hello, how are you? I hope you are well. I am fine. I was thinking today about chewing gum and when if it is okay to chew it, some times you might be making a foe par I think, and people might not think its a good thing to do. I had some questions about what the people here on the some thing awful forums (s'aw'rums) had to say or might think about this. As you might guess from what I Said before, I have been chewing nicotine chewing gum in order the stave off the craving that one might get from when you stop smoking cigarettes and dont smoke cigarettes any more. I also use a vapouriser and liquid for it but it's not always socially acceptable to do this. I will try to explain myself in what might be a clear and conside manner. I was at a job interview and I knew from experience that you cannot vape under these circumstances if you still want to have a reasonable expectation of successfully getting that job. So I thought it would be okay to chew nicotine chewing gum as this is a very uncomfortable and stressful experience for myself. I will preface this by saying that my therapist has assured me that most people are not looking at me because they have better things on their mind han to look at me, and judge me, and make faces at me, and talk about me behind my back, but in this case )job interview) i can assure you with 100% accuracy that I was being looked at, because I saw it myself, I was looking at the ceiling trying to think of an answer to a question that I was asked. I can't remmber the question now, but I was nervous and couldn't think of a response so I just kept staring at the ceiling and tried to calm myself down. I was chewing nicotine gum at this time. I quickly, without moving my head, stole several glances to the interviewers, and while my vision was blurry while looking down I could absolutely tell that they were looking at me and giving each other funny looks as if to say, is this guy serious, well I was serious. I haven't heard back yet but I think it went well otherwise. Here are some other places where people might tell you not to chew gum, a big one is a museum. I was approached several times and asked to stop chewing gum and to dispose of the gum which was absolutely unfair as I am a recovering smoker. I told them to stop discriminating against me and that it was my right to do so. I also wanted to know other places where it might not be socially acceptable to chew gum. I chew gum on the toilet, is that strange? Is it normal to chew gum while having dinner? I don't get out much so I wantefd to know if anyone on the s'aw'rums could give me some advide in this area. I'm going to make a poll so if you want you can answer the poll I would really appreciate it if you did this. I also wanted to say that if you reply I might not reply back straight away as I'm living in a share house with a shared toilet and i've just blocked the toilet so I have to keep going back and seeing if it flushes every few minutes. THanks for reading I hope we can have a meaningful discourse on this subject. Thanks again, Talk to you soon

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



Sorry I mispelled Sweden

lonesomedwarf fucked around with this message at Apr 21, 2017 around 13:23

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



Quote is not edit

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

I think its ok.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



Thanks Scroto Turboburg, I appreciate your response. I like Doug too I used to watch Doug on the television and some times Ah real monsters. I'd like to talk about Doug some times if you want, email me to chat about doug and other cartoon if you want L)

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Get some nicotine lozenges or as the kids call them, nic tacs. Then only god can juge you!

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



Thanks for the reply hate bag, around here we call them niccers

solar energy panel
Apr 30, 2007


Nicotine gum tastes funny, and makes you feel weird. Please proceed with caution.

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer


Fallen Rib

Why is Goku not in the poll?

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001



I second lozenges, nicotine gum is like dad rock

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"


Lonesome dwarf I missed you a lot I'm glad to see you posting

Two Free Toppings
Jul 1, 2007

SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE


Try taking that chantrix (or whatever its called) pill. I hear they can give you terrible nightmares and suicidal urges! Just the ticket for a person trying to quit smoking and more importantly its acceptable to use anywhere!

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012


Gravy Boat 2k

I once chewed so much nicotine gum that I super developed my jaw muscles and looked all hunky and became a famous male model and got rich but lost it all on a fateful match of Jai Alai. I say go for it but be careful!

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

Make your buddy smile!


A few friends and I were once tripping on shrooms. My friend, Benn, saw my father's nicotine lozenges, and asked me if he could try one. I said, "Sure." He proceeded to suck on it for a few minutes before eating it. This was a Bad Move by Benn. He eventually vomited up the lozenge, the shrooms, and the peanut butter sandwich. (I didn't mention the sandwich, I'm sorry. It was for the shrooms.) I don't think he had a good trip, but I hope lonesomedwarf does if and when he goes to Sweden. Even if he never goes to Sweden, I hope he has a good trip, because he is my friend. (Exhibit A: The above poll in which I chose the correct response.) In conclusion, addiction is a disability, and you may want to consult a local barrister concerning your prospective employers' troubling discrimination against you.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

a whole new doctrine

Fredrik1 posted:

Why is Goku not in the poll?

no Goku no vote!

Divine Styler
Apr 8, 2005
quantum mechanic

I quit smoking via the gum 5 years ago. Now I've addicted to the gum and it's almost as expensive, but I don't smell like Gary Busey anymore.

Good luck gum goon.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



Soiled Meat

Free poo poo from Philop Moris inclus ... ZZZZZZZ

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax


I like you and your threads OP, I'd take you to prom if you were a GIRL like on the hit netflix original girl boss

Cantaloupe
Apr 18, 2009

I'll be the rollinbout


We're all friends here op

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009




I like sweden. Op why dont you just try swedish snus?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012


Gravy Boat 2k

Psycho Society posted:

I like you and your threads OP, I'd take you to prom if you were a GIRL like on the hit netflix original girl boss

I've heard of this show somewhere. Can't​ pinpoint it though.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN


I rely on a combination of nicotine gum, snus, and Zyn to maintain a functional status.

Jesus Christ, that sounds like a passphrase or something.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008



Grimey Drawer

how the gently caress did you make so many choices here? I thought you could only have 4?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008



Grimey Drawer

Also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sefHatyheE

Flutieflakes017
Feb 16, 2012

only if you've been in the deepest valley can you ever know how magnificent it is to be on the highest mountain.

jynn posted:

I second lozenges, nicotine gum is like dad rock

I am listening to dad rock and doing SNUS right now.

Do SNUS OP. Do SNUS and buy a box set of Wilco records on vinyl.

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I rely on a combination of nicotine gum, snus, and Zyn to maintain a functional status.

Jesus Christ, that sounds like a passphrase or something.

I only know one person who does zyne and he is very addicted to it.

If you're doing zyne you're in a bynde!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



What museum can you not chew gum in? The loving hitler memorial?

Better Fred Than Dead
Jan 1, 2006

"I'm gay"


Fallen Rib

I chew the gum and the nic nacs

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.


Nothing is true, all things are permitted.

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!

Smellrose

I hosed up my teeth and jaw with nicotine gum. I would just chew that poo poo constantly in class

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008



Grimey Drawer

HAmbONE posted:

I hosed up my teeth and jaw with nicotine gum. I would just chew that poo poo constantly in class

I will punch NeoNazi in the face.

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!

Smellrose

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I will punch NeoNazi in the face.

ANTI-GU

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008



Grimey Drawer


shut up idiot

Dial-a-Dog
May 21, 2001


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I will punch NeoNazi in the face.

hmm... i'm gay

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008



Grimey Drawer

Dial-a-Dog posted:

hmm... i'm gay

... cool

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Chantrix made me punch things

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

Leader (possibly) of the Civilizing Forces


Snus, snus is good

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

Leader (possibly) of the Civilizing Forces


I bought some General snus in Houston today

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

checkbox poll voted all

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

Leader (possibly) of the Civilizing Forces


But soon I will be back in glorious Scandinavia for my Skruf.

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EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

The Parisian-inspired streets of Winnipeg are no match for my status-defining pickup truck.


Fun Shoe

It's bite bite stop, idiot. Don't you remember the commercials?

Bite bite bite bite makes your heart explode or some poo poo.

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